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kit spooks 👻

@kitsparks.bsky.social
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I am 1.89 Stanley Cups tall. I make nail polish! www.luckylacquer.com I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 2h
for sure, put your data centre in one of the provinces where a) we all regularly lose power due to stiff winds; b) we are subject to maritime storms; and c) wind-related outages last days or weeks outside the urban core
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 3h
my aunt sent me this picture of my grandfather he was a scumbag but also pretty hot
A black and white snapshot from the 1960s of a handsome white man with a pompadour hairstyle. He kind of looks like William Shatner.
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 3h
He’s the sweetest old man and he is relentlessly bullied every day by everyone in this house.
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 3h
It’s possible it was actually 3 weeks. It was not a long time. I did take home and roll what felt like an enormous number of nickels.
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 3h
I worked at Tim Hortons for I think 5 weeks? Job sucked in a very normal way, except for the part where I received my tips at the end of each shift in the form of 10-ish dollars worth of loose change in a hair net. We were not allowed to take paper cups.
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h
is number 1 still “who was PM of the UK when QE2 died?”
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h
I could do a mercury man I’m a puddle at room temperature
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h
this genius has done it again
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 5h
No, but when you hear a white guy call an Indian a paki it’s pretty clearly a slur. No one is using it because Pakistani takes too long to say.
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 5h
also Canadian it’s any South Asian, though, like it’s also a slur for Indians or Afghans
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 6h
San Francisco is within 1000 miles of Alberta lol
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah, I would bet it’s this for all of them. When I had a son I had anxiety early on that he would grow up to hate women, including me. I know so many cool feminist women with misogynistic brothers, and I don’t think any of their moms raised them that way. Then I realized their dads did.
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17h
It was almost painful not to write it Rachel Getting Married (2008) dir. Jonathan Demme for Tax Purposes my bit #MyBit
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17h
Rachel Getting Married for Tax Purposes
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17h
I think I’m probably a reply guy but I also have my own reply guys, which is kind of an odd poster’s foodchain
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 19h
We only have 3 types of cone cells, so purple is as real as any colour other than single-wavelength red, blue and green. I would say the gamecube blurple is in the range of this colour, a desaturated indigo:
just a purple-blue rectangle
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
In my experience the crying thing goes away after a few years, maybe 4 or 5? It always feels shocking, though. For the first 2 or 3 years it felt like every movie was about how dead my mom is.
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Will made this digger out of mini blocks with no help??? My child is a genius????!
yellow black and grey brick excavator with a transparent blue cab
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I have a polaroid camera and I used to be like a persistence hunter for polaroid film in the days after they stopped making it but before all the stock was sold $1 per print was a good price
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Barbara Waxer 🌈 @barbara-waxer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When Grammy-winning musician Rhiannon Giddens begins playing “Old Corn Liquor,” a traditional Black American folk tune, acclaimed Chinese pipa virtuoso Wu Man recognizes similarities to Chinese pentatonic music and spontaneously joins in. The joy on their faces says it all.
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
3 eggs is always too much for me and i always make 3 eggs
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
there are only 2 eggs in that sandwich… getting stressed thinking of a 60 egg sando
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
🥚
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
you ever notice “1 egg” rounds down to “0 egg”, “2 egg” is “not quite enough egg” and “3 egg” is “comically too much egg” anyway i made 7 egg
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
@rampantpiracy.bsky.social my eyes were bigger than my stomach and i cooked all the eggs sry
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
made tamago sando
japanese-style egg salad sandwich
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Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"My brother died 13 yrs ago on the sidewalk in downtown Las Vegas. It’s a stark reality, but it illustrates the tragic arc of being brought there as kids so our dad could gamble at sportsbooks, to then surviving on the streets there as a homeless person and dying at 36." www.cjr.org/the-intervie...
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Nicole Noren: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.”
Why Nicole Noren, a decorated ESPN producer, quit in protest.
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
she is an absolute worm
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
they’re so fucking loud and useless and determined to be unhappy
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i’m genuinely a pacifist but you just don’t write like this unless you’ve never in your life been afraid someone would punch you in the face this person has been stunted by peace and safety
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I swear to god if the Seahawks don’t win tonight I’ll be kind of upset for an hour or so before moving on to the more pressing concerns of my daily life. I’ll do it don’t test me!
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
MUA—Major Urban Artist SK—South Katchewan CPS—Child Prosecution Services IBS—Irritable Brain Synchrony
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
crop tops were manly in the 80s because they were based on tearaway football jerseys, so they held the implication that the bottom of your shirt had been torn off your sweaty body by another man, which is of course very heterosexual
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 14/10/2026
I tend to post things at weird hours so I'm gonna repost this, sorry. I wrote about the 2026 Blue Jays, the beautiful surprise of Max Scherzer's last start, and the gulf between how we imagine things and how they actually go: ruheedewji.com/2026/10/13/2...
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2026: It wasn’t supposed to end like this
Memories (painful), memories (beautiful), and things we wish had been different
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
having a sleep rhythm disorder really feels like being an alien sorry, i’m built for a 28 hour day so i only sleep 6 days a week when i’m on your planet
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Given the English patronyms Mattson and Matson, it has to predate the widespread adoption of surnames in the early 1400s
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
dang you know how to find your light
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
you and me both
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Will (6): It’s getting dark for nightwalks soon. The Earth is like a big timer! Mom, do you understand why a potato can be so heavy?
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Liz Cook @lizcookkc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I thought I had at least passing familiarity with conspiracy theories until the man sitting next to me at the Lebanon, OH Skyline told me “space ain’t real.” “What do you think is between us and the moon?” an employee asked. The man seemed to think about this for a moment. “The moon…is with us.”
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Canadian census lets us write in quite a few. I don’t know if there’s an upper limit but it lets me do my 5 with space left over.
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We’ve retconned it that Avery is named after the pirate instead of the hockey player (Pirate was nearly named Bryzgalov lol)
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is Avery. Avery is hungry because he let his sister, Pirate, eat all of his lunch. He would like me to give him a second lunch, which he will also let Pirate eat.
a fluffy grey cat with big round eyes looking up from the floor
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i fucken LOVE egg salad the rare food that improves the bigger the batch cook
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
we called them “Jesus clouds”
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
could be a nerve! i have a spot about a half inch under my skin on my leg that itches, probably caused by nerve compression in my hip. sometimes icing the area can help.
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
same, but also like… how else would he hold it it’s a one-hold fish
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 12/10/2026
Writing "is this anything?" on a post-it and selling it for twenty bucks
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
why is everything everything everywhere all at once
post by tumblr user ThroatHole

I can't stop thinking of that post about the Crayola branded perfume mists sold at CVS with the caption "why is everything everything." It has changed the way I see the world because legitimately why is everything everything. At McDonald's they're selling SpongeBob x One Piece happy meal toys. That fuckass monopoly go mobile game that keeps spamming advertisements on tumblr is currently a mashup of kpop demon hunters and ghostbusters. It's like the powers that be have completely run out of ideas at this point and they're just smashing different recognizable IPs together and seeing if anyone will buy it. It's all so tiresome.

pictures follow of the Monopoly Go and Happy Meal thingsthe aforementioned “why is everything everything” caption over a photo of discounted crayon perfume
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
sometimes a kingdom feels like it should really be a republic
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