kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 2hfor sure, put your data centre in one of the provinces where a) we all regularly lose power due to stiff winds; b) we are subject to maritime storms; and c) wind-related outages last days or weeks outside the urban core 140
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 3hmy aunt sent me this picture of my grandfather he was a scumbag but also pretty hot 140
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 3hHe’s the sweetest old man and he is relentlessly bullied every day by everyone in this house. 040
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 3hIt’s possible it was actually 3 weeks. It was not a long time. I did take home and roll what felt like an enormous number of nickels. 010
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 3hI worked at Tim Hortons for I think 5 weeks? Job sucked in a very normal way, except for the part where I received my tips at the end of each shift in the form of 10-ish dollars worth of loose change in a hair net. We were not allowed to take paper cups. 240
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4hI could do a mercury man I’m a puddle at room temperature 020
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 5hNo, but when you hear a white guy call an Indian a paki it’s pretty clearly a slur. No one is using it because Pakistani takes too long to say. 110
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 5halso Canadian it’s any South Asian, though, like it’s also a slur for Indians or Afghans 100
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 7hYeah, I would bet it’s this for all of them. When I had a son I had anxiety early on that he would grow up to hate women, including me. I know so many cool feminist women with misogynistic brothers, and I don’t think any of their moms raised them that way. Then I realized their dads did. 070
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17hIt was almost painful not to write it Rachel Getting Married (2008) dir. Jonathan Demme for Tax Purposes my bit #MyBit 050
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17hI think I’m probably a reply guy but I also have my own reply guys, which is kind of an odd poster’s foodchain 190
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 19hWe only have 3 types of cone cells, so purple is as real as any colour other than single-wavelength red, blue and green. I would say the gamecube blurple is in the range of this colour, a desaturated indigo: 050
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026In my experience the crying thing goes away after a few years, maybe 4 or 5? It always feels shocking, though. For the first 2 or 3 years it felt like every movie was about how dead my mom is. 0100
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Will made this digger out of mini blocks with no help??? My child is a genius????! 0110
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I have a polaroid camera and I used to be like a persistence hunter for polaroid film in the days after they stopped making it but before all the stock was sold $1 per print was a good price 010
Reposted by kit spooks 👻Barbara Waxer 🌈 @barbara-waxer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026When Grammy-winning musician Rhiannon Giddens begins playing “Old Corn Liquor,” a traditional Black American folk tune, acclaimed Chinese pipa virtuoso Wu Man recognizes similarities to Chinese pentatonic music and spontaneously joins in. The joy on their faces says it all. 261139344528
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/20263 eggs is always too much for me and i always make 3 eggs 020
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026there are only 2 eggs in that sandwich… getting stressed thinking of a 60 egg sando 100
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026you ever notice “1 egg” rounds down to “0 egg”, “2 egg” is “not quite enough egg” and “3 egg” is “comically too much egg” anyway i made 7 egg 3100
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026@rampantpiracy.bsky.social my eyes were bigger than my stomach and i cooked all the eggs sry 130
Reposted by kit spooks 👻Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 14/10/2026"My brother died 13 yrs ago on the sidewalk in downtown Las Vegas. It’s a stark reality, but it illustrates the tragic arc of being brought there as kids so our dad could gamble at sportsbooks, to then surviving on the streets there as a homeless person and dying at 36." www.cjr.org/the-intervie...cjr.orgNicole Noren: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.”Why Nicole Noren, a decorated ESPN producer, quit in protest. 013542
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026they’re so fucking loud and useless and determined to be unhappy 110
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026i’m genuinely a pacifist but you just don’t write like this unless you’ve never in your life been afraid someone would punch you in the face this person has been stunted by peace and safety 140
Reposted by kit spooks 👻Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I swear to god if the Seahawks don’t win tonight I’ll be kind of upset for an hour or so before moving on to the more pressing concerns of my daily life. I’ll do it don’t test me! 6592
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026MUA—Major Urban Artist SK—South Katchewan CPS—Child Prosecution Services IBS—Irritable Brain Synchrony 041
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026crop tops were manly in the 80s because they were based on tearaway football jerseys, so they held the implication that the bottom of your shirt had been torn off your sweaty body by another man, which is of course very heterosexual 130
Reposted by kit spooks 👻mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 14/10/2026I tend to post things at weird hours so I'm gonna repost this, sorry. I wrote about the 2026 Blue Jays, the beautiful surprise of Max Scherzer's last start, and the gulf between how we imagine things and how they actually go: ruheedewji.com/2026/10/13/2...ruheedewji.com2026: It wasn’t supposed to end like thisMemories (painful), memories (beautiful), and things we wish had been different 4328
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026having a sleep rhythm disorder really feels like being an alien sorry, i’m built for a 28 hour day so i only sleep 6 days a week when i’m on your planet 070
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Given the English patronyms Mattson and Matson, it has to predate the widespread adoption of surnames in the early 1400s 000
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Will (6): It’s getting dark for nightwalks soon. The Earth is like a big timer! Mom, do you understand why a potato can be so heavy? 170
Reposted by kit spooks 👻Liz Cook @lizcookkc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I thought I had at least passing familiarity with conspiracy theories until the man sitting next to me at the Lebanon, OH Skyline told me “space ain’t real.” “What do you think is between us and the moon?” an employee asked. The man seemed to think about this for a moment. “The moon…is with us.” 28590104
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The Canadian census lets us write in quite a few. I don’t know if there’s an upper limit but it lets me do my 5 with space left over. 030
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026We’ve retconned it that Avery is named after the pirate instead of the hockey player (Pirate was nearly named Bryzgalov lol) 100
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This is Avery. Avery is hungry because he let his sister, Pirate, eat all of his lunch. He would like me to give him a second lunch, which he will also let Pirate eat. 1110
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i fucken LOVE egg salad the rare food that improves the bigger the batch cook 120
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026could be a nerve! i have a spot about a half inch under my skin on my leg that itches, probably caused by nerve compression in my hip. sometimes icing the area can help. 020
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026same, but also like… how else would he hold it it’s a one-hold fish 080
Reposted by kit spooks 👻Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 12/10/2026Writing "is this anything?" on a post-it and selling it for twenty bucks 011
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026why is everything everything everywhere all at once 245
kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026sometimes a kingdom feels like it should really be a republic 020