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McGovern4President '28

@stanzback.bsky.social
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Britain's Whitest Boy, humanities enthusiast, in charge of the Steering Committee to Elect the Ghost of Senator McGovern 2028. He/him homosexual. A fool says something, a wise person waits until they have something to say. I am not a wise person.

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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 20h
So the other day I found out that my (CofE) primary school was secretly celebrating Sukkot without telling anyone by disguising it as the "harvest festival" it's nice we did it, but it would've been better if they called a spade a spade
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok so who do you think you are
from a 1958 us/canadian government report:
"Types of Homosexual
- The Bisexual [?]
- The Married Man (in the varieties of upper, middle and working class)
- The Demoralised Married Man
- The Young Bisexual
- The Self-isolated Homosexual
- The Fully Sublimated Homosexual or Bisexual
- The Homosexual Prostitute (The Young Volunteer, the Call-boy, the "Cottage" type, the Club and Pub Prostitute, The "Roller")
- Sugar Daddies,
- "Married" Homosexual Partners
- The Pub Type
- The Club Type
- The Homosexual "Friend"
- The Prison Queer
- The Ship's Queer
- The War Queer
- The Homosexual Alcoholic
- The "Guilty" Homosexual
- The Religious Homosexual
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hi, I'm Richard Nixon, and this is Jackass.
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok it's safe to say that "bazinga" territory has been reached on that broadside reply post
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now alright: have you considered voting for McGovern in 2028?
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's amazing what you can do with MS paint.
"Let the people rejoice!
[The emblem from the flag of Iowa. The eagle holds a banner reading "Our Liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain]
Mr. Elon Musk, of Austin, Texas 
To be launched into
FUCKING SPACE
Trillionaire never to be seen again.
THE REPUBLIC REJOICES
A feat of science.
A feat of nature!
TO BE TELEVISED LIVE
Or Seen In Person
At Kennedy Space Centre, Florida
On the 21st of JANUARY, 2027
DO NOT MISS!
Tickets available from Mr. Sherbet's Cabinet of Delight
HAIL! HAIL!
FREEDOM TRIUMPHANT!"
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You've heard of the Atomic Bomb, now get ready for the Gamma Garden! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_...
en.wikipedia.org
Atomic gardening - Wikipedia
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
See ya next year! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...
youtube.com
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now some people are annoyed at all games being roguelike deckbuilders. Me? I've played some, and I still don't know what they are.
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1st Minnesota Volunteers Stan Account @himdogson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
too much jeffersonianism: mao, hitler, khomeini, pol pot, trump healthy jeffersonianism: paine, mandela, nehru, lula perfect balance: franklin delano roosevelt healthy hamiltonianism: carney, tito, lincoln, de gaulle too much hamiltonianism: stalin, park chung-hee, chiang, mussolini
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ai is when computer does something i don't like. social media is when people shout at me through computer
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
An exercise in how I remember things: ME: What's that anime with that Japanese Bloke the First- A FRIEND: What ME: Who goes to London and does all Sherlock Holmes stuff- FRIEND: Oh you're thinking of- ME: In the Victorian times, but in different series it's his descendants, and in the fifth one-
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I would just like to remind the people of the world that Bob Dole.
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/89th_Un...
en.wikipedia.org
89th United States Congress - Wikipedia
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Currently doing a shit on top of the the CN TOWER
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
government of ontario transit. have you discovered electricity yet?
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am in Toronto canada
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Profile picture! Yes, it's lazy.
A diagonal image in the manner of the election poster for George McGovern, the GOAT, but edited to be for the election of 2028
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am going to Toronto canada tomorrow
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ahem. It's Labour Day. Must be a nice concept.
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Costélinha (Não sei quando vou abrir encomendas de novo kskkks) @costelinhadougref.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why did they waste so much money making new Mario movies, when the perfect adaptation of Super Mario Bros already exists? www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkWY...
youtube.com
Super Mario Brothers Super Show Intro
YouTube video by cheesymovienight
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Don't laugh, Senator! I don't pay you for nothing!"
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hey kid's do ya wanna go to the pontic steppe?
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spyro Agnew.
It's vice-president Theodore "Spiro" Agnew's head transplanted badly onto a poster of the 2000's video game Spyro using MS Paint.
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm doing it. I'm going to download civilisation 7 and play it and see if it's good.
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yeah I know it happened in April.
The 1984 calendar meme, but instead of some weird shit moaning about how the wokes are the *real* authoritarians, the lady is saying "The recently installed Labour Prime Minister has selected Healey as his Chancellor of the Exchequer who is demanding steep cuts to satisfy the bond markets and for defence spending"
The man flips over the calendar to reveal that it's January 1976
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Now with Ocular Vision!
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Addio, L'isula di bellezza!
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
don't hope for a better life. vote conservative.
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
felt scarfolk, will delete later.
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Every time I see someone I know uses generative AI, I go through such a profound sadness I don't want to speak to them for a bit.
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It seems as if as though as soon as I've gone on holiday (in lovely Corsica), lots of famous people start dying. Hmm...
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think Prince invented at least two new genders
you don't have to be beautiful 
to turn me on
i just need ya body baby
from dusk till dawn
you don't need experience
to turn me out
you just leave it up to me 
to show you what it's all about (would not do that in real life)
you don't have to be rich,
to be my... prince?
you don't have to be cool 
to rule my world
ain't no particular sign
i'm more compatible with
i just want more extra time with your
*guitar*
KISS
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sid Meier’s Crusade of Romanianism
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
sometimes I'm reminded of the fact i wrote a parody of American Boy by Estelle with the words about my romanian friend
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
where i'd live dot com
It's a map of the UK based on where I'd live dot com.
Most areas are light or dark blue, some areas which are not very nice are marked in yellow or orange to denote "no, I wouldn't live there", and areas in red connote a hard "fuuck no! everyone there is hitler"
This includes Alntrincham, Doncaster, Surrey, Hampshire, Lincolnshire, Essex, the Medway, West Sussex, Berkshire, Birmingham City, and Welwyn Garden City, County Antrim and Lisburn.
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
optimist: the glass is half full pessimist: the glass is half empty me: I'm thirsty.
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It is a lovely night in London, and I have just discovered a man by the name of Gilles Peterson, who does the aggressively trendy jazz stuff on Radio 6. I like this. I like this a lot.
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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
this account is a supporter of Tottenham Hotspur. please consult the image below, thank you. coys
two British bros carrying slogan “I hate Arsenal and Mag Thatcher”
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The year is 2300. You live in Minneapolis-5, capital of the Iowa (Mars) region. Poverty, un-unionised jobs, non-corn dishes and the Vietnamese people have been eradicated from this earth, though broadcasts indicate they may persist on Venus.
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
sorry mrs. jackson yeah, I am for real. What makes you think I wasn't? I'm not getting defensive here when you're the problem. 'king dumbass.
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Today I would like to discuss the rise and fall of Frank Church, U.S. Senator from Idaho, 1957-81. Church was first inspired to get into politics by isolationist Progressive William Borah, who embodied the changing politics of the state, from the Progressivism of days past, which sought to level
Frank Church.
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Good! www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Labour ‘could lose up to 50 seats’ to Greens if new drilling in North Sea approved
Greens say analysis shows government failure to take bold climate action could lead to big gains for party at election
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think it's key to understanding their worldview that they imagine a world not *without* immigrants, but one in which immigrants' inferiority is permanently asserted and they become a subservient caste. All these people worship the Gulf States.
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
4000 holes in blackburn lancashire
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It's been a great summer for Manchester.
It's a mock tudor AT-AT, from the acclaimed film Star Wars: Burnham Strikes Back
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Happy Victory over Japan Day! Unfortunately, eighty-one years after the fascist wankers deservedly eating shit, Japan's leadership still haven't got the message, choosing to pray at the War Crimes Shrine. This year, there's a twist - she's in the car park.
Japan's Prime Minister, Sanae Takaichi, in the car park about 500 metres from Yasukuni Shrine, with a red line displayed over an image of Google Maps to illustrate the distance between the two.
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McGovern4President '28 @stanzback.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
heaaathcliff it's me im cathy im coming home now *dun dun dun dun* its so co-o-o-o-old so let me in through your window
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 14/08/2026
This is the coverage of Arday **just in the Telegraph** in the UK. This is only the first four pages of results, just in one outlet.
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Jason Arday found dead
2 hours ago — Mr Arday was found •unresponsive• at an address in Battersea. south London. on Froy
afternoon. He was uter pronounced dead at the scene. A Read rnore
Jason Arday says he was an illiterate, mute child. His .
6 hours ago — Jason Arday says he was an i&erate. mute child. Cambridge's youngest-ever black
professor in 2023. Arday attended from the age of four to 11
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A PhD is no longer a sign of brilliance — take it from Dr Arday
1 day aeo — Juon Arday resigns from the Unwersity of Cambrdge after The Telegraph reports he had
falseb• claimed to have pubåshed a book
We are all Jason Arday now
S days ago — Jason Arday resons from the University of Cambridge after The Telegraph reports he had
falsew cGimed to have published a book Aug 7.2028. Read more
Cambridge professor claimed he was on Seven Up..
2 Aug 2026 — He was not bom until 1985. Prof Arday is at the centre of a row about academk
plagiarism after The Tekgragh that he had been accused
The Jason Arday 'memoir' that now appears to be more .
7 days ago — Instead of tales of triumph over adversity. the now-fomer Cambridge professors
autob"qraphy is a case study in self-rnythobgising,
Arday failed to mention 'months-long coma' in autobiography
8 days ago — Jason Arday toz publishers he was k•ft a three-month coma fohwhg a car gash. but
never wrote about the ordeal his memoirs_
Jason Arday is living proof that you reap what you sow
6 Aug 2028 — The Cambridge professor feed plagiarism alegations and made fantastical clä'ns about
his life. so what did he expect woUz happen? Read rmre
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Arday 'accused student of Miite privilege' after she
4 days ago — Forrner Cambrdge professor alleged* htplied that Roehamptm student was racist after
cornplaint about essay SOOre.
Jason Arday is rnerely a symptom of the Leffs corruption
Aug 2026 — Lab-curs on school standards is on the same toxic assumptions that created his
academic career.
Cambridge hired Arday after 'listening to black stu…
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