Reposted by KitBen Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you. 212908717
Reposted by Kitblackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp... 771185565
Reposted by KitFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268016331
Reposted by KitBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026(with barely contained rage) I'm going to have a nice weekend 212285502
Reposted by KitDemand-Side Sheepdog @writing.dog · 04/07/2026Happy birthday, America :3 Please end the 4th with the same number of fingers and things on fire that you started it with <.< 2105
Kit @kitasu.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I had no idea that people stood in airport check-in desk queues for funsies but apparently that's what I was doing 010
Reposted by KitNinji @ninji.dog · 15/06/2026I love that Microsoft Teams shows you the chat for calls even if you’re not actively participating, so I just get a random notification that says “mmm onion rings” which makes me wonder what on earth this other team’s standup is discussing 2271
Kit @kitasu.bsky.social · 07/06/2026someone made me make my own grid and it took like 10x longer than it probably should have but here it is honestly a pretty good cross-section of the stuff I like, only cheated in a couple places (I was not NOT putting Illusion of Gaia on there, come on) 020
Kit @kitasu.bsky.social · 06/06/2026got a dental check-up today after actually flossing on a regular basis for the first time in my life and I regret to inform you that it is, in fact, both normal to want and possible to achieve a good grade in Teeth 030
Reposted by KitAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135471416425
Reposted by KitGhoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026Bring back the ancient knowledge 56165077378
Kit @kitasu.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I wanted to find out if the narrator of War of the Worlds had a name or was just The Narrator, which led me to this helpful character profile on waroftheworlds dot fandom dot com fandom wikis are a gift to us all 010
Kit @kitasu.bsky.social · 17/04/2026"I think animals being upset in a funny way is psychically healing for me." -- @writing.dog explaining why she likes porcupines 091
Kit @kitasu.bsky.social · 13/03/2026current status: looking at German product images trying to figure out if it’s AI text or if it’s actually spelled like that 010
Reposted by Kitcoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026me: i sure wish there was a big long wood instrument for me to blow air into the humble didgeridoo: 151683529
Reposted by KitThe Bloop Museum @bloopmuseum.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Bloop Museum version 0.7 is now OPEN! Today is "Walk-in Wednesday" and the first day that we're open all day from 10am to 6pm. Swing on by, #PennHills and #PGH folks! Time to show you all the cool stuff we're working on. 13211
Kit @kitasu.bsky.social · 21/01/2026me: "yea there were like three murder mysteries at the indie videogame showcase but they were all different genres" @writing.dog : "Different genr-- like, I feel like there’s not a whole lot of mystery to the murder in a first-person shooter??" 021
Reposted by KitRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Logging onto this app is like logging into a parallel universe, the universe where everyone reads the news 91903200
Kit @kitasu.bsky.social · 16/11/2025"why are you like this?" -- @writing.dog to me as I relocate a cellar spider without any assistive technology (cup and paper) 240
Reposted by KitDemand-Side Sheepdog @writing.dog · 31/10/2025Last night’s dream: I was at a marketing workshop led by someone who described his product positioning process as “hocus-focus” and the metaphor for every step was based on robbing a bank and, tbqh, it was more coherent than any actual marketing workshop I’ve had to attend. 191
Kit @kitasu.bsky.social · 26/10/2025"If you scream, I'm going to set the kitchen on fire" -- @writing.dog to me as I attempt to capture the Problematically Large Spider with a cup and spare piece of acrylic 241
Reposted by KitJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2025Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13 254214275100
Reposted by KitNinji @ninji.dog · 10/09/2025Still thinking about the dog I saw on the S-Bahn… What a baby 41296
Reposted by KitNinji @ninji.dog · 09/09/2025Here are some excellent dogs I saw in Hamburg last week Shoutout to the one in the last picture, an absolute baby who spent their entire S-Bahn ride going “awrawrarar” and even did a really cute howl at one point 2372
Reposted by KitAlbert Dros @albertdros.bsky.social · 02/09/2025very intense night in Greenland a few days ago. I say 'night' because this light lasted all night. 15863117
Reposted by KitK'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 31/08/2025all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe 17679471887
Kit @kitasu.bsky.social · 02/09/2025can confirm that the entire living room did not get covered in saltwater 230
Reposted by Kitkim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 27/08/2025*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk 1939861122
Kit @kitasu.bsky.social · 14/08/2025honestly, good advice to anyone who Makes Stuff On the Internet bottomfeeder.substack.com/p/how-to-get...bottomfeeder.substack.comHow To Get Internet Feedback Without Going InsaneThe world will flood you with enough advice to drown you. 010
Reposted by KitMeredith Whittaker @meredithmeredith.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Stand by this: www.politico.com/newsletters/... 15496593141
Reposted by KitMaytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 05/08/2025So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen? 72109783949
Kit @kitasu.bsky.social · 19/07/2025just bought a subscription for unlimited public transport so I can take the U-Bahn to the Wochenmärkte twice a week ... I can just show this post at the Bundesamt to get my residence permit right 000
Kit @kitasu.bsky.social · 09/07/2025sometimes, on very special mornings, I'll be chilling in the living room and @writing.dog will come out, look at me, and say: "... what are bones made of?" 140
Reposted by KitHell-a Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 02/07/2025"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home" The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly 136121192533
Reposted by KitDemand-Side Sheepdog @writing.dog · 22/06/2025Time for a “call-out” on behalf of #ShipSky: this behavior which you may be seeing “posted” online is NOT NORMAL :( oil tankers only do this when they are very stressed :( 1122
Reposted by KitJ.L. Briere @jlbriere.boats · 19/06/2025Patreon Sketch for @thorsvision.bsky.social of their character Draumrún 💖 435875
Reposted by KitKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 19/06/2025Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all. 6253660311253