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Jesse (🐊’s kitten)

@kiryusmalewife.gay
258 followers 817 following 4.1K posts

Actually a cat irl. Polyamorous lover of hot old men. Proudly trans and intersex. 💍 to Kiryu, hyper fixated on RGG and One Piece. 🔞 PFP: lunareden.bsky.social

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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 29m
People are bad at character design when they are afraid of their character looking ugly or goofy. Rubes, that's exactly what makes them look endearing and hot.
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 22m
Pest control guy coming over today is gonna have to get real cool about some stuff really fast.
A human sized pet bed.
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 4h
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 18h
I want y’all to know that sometimes these neighbors move the skeletons around and right now, the 12’ tall skeleton appears to be attempting to save a smaller skeleton from being eaten by a skeleton dog.
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 18h
To this day I think one of the best ideas in One Piece is “The phones are little guys. They like dressing up.” Thank you Oda I’m so glad they’re happy.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18h
the "you can't avoid AI, it's in all software now" argument might be true for infrastructure, where we have limited agency over the platforms and systems that make up our society, but is hilariously untrue for video games, a completely optional and easily ignored part of all of our lives
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
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revolver ocelthot @rnaboursiii.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Since we’re talking Nic Cage knowing ball on here now I have to bring over the interview clipping I posted on Twitter forever ago from the September 1996 issue of Playboy where he talks about Urotsukidoji
I'd like to start a music company and a comic-book company.
PLAYBOY: What types of comic books do you read?
CAGE: All sorts. There's one I like called Hard Boiled by Frank Miller and Geof Darrow. It's very intense with highly detailed drawings. I also like some of the erotic comics. There's a lot to be said for these Japanese cartoons of girls doing sexy things.
PLAYBOY: What are the best sex comics?
CAGE: Legend of the Overfiend is a great one. It's operatic. It's not something you'd want your kids to look at, but it's wonderful.
PLAYBOY: For a fan of comic books, it's surprising that you haven't done more thrillers or science fiction movies.
CAGE: Yeah. I would do them if they were offered to me. I want to be able to make every kind of movie, whatever comes along that keeps it interesting.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 11/10/2026
Me when Halsin got so horny he accidentally turned into a bear.
Addams family scene where Morticia is saying “Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. 

Do it again.”
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Wendy Miller @burrowingowl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"How are we doing? Fuck you, that's how." 🪶
Three damp, miserable burrowing owls standing in the mud.
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 12/01/2026
Kishimoto is funny as hell
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 11/10/2026
THEY FINALLY ANNOUNCED THE ENGLISH RELEASE DATE OF WALPURGISNAGHT RISING. Godddddd I have been checking for literally YEEAAARRRSSSS for this info.
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 11/10/2026
Put something in the oven and then realized all my oven mitts and the like are being washed right now.
Ben Affleck smoking and looking miserable.
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Despite all my rage I can still rely on Nick Cage
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 10/10/2026
Folks, I just peaked at the area behind my washing machine and uhhhh. don’t do that.
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Probably the coolest thing he's done next to being a potential Bomberman fan
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 10/10/2026
We’re havin a Sad About Heidi day today. My phone showed me a picture of her standing in the snow in my backyard. That rare, beautiful, snowy weekend we had last year. It was the last weekend we had together. It was a cozy weekend. A good last weekend.
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Jenuki ☕️ MoNSTeR CAFÉ! @jenuki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is my vent art
MS Paint drawing of a streaming service player shrinking the credits of a show/movie to present an advertisement for something else. 

(Credits for show/movie you loved that you let play out while you think about what you just saw)

LALA STUPID LAND ADVENTURE (STREAMING SERVICE ORIGINAL) THAT YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT - SEASON 2

GET READY, THIS IS GONNA AUTOPLAY IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. WE HOPE WE'RE NOT UNDERCUTTING THE EMOTIONS YOU'RE FEELING FROM THE LAST THING YOU WERE WATCHING. CONSUME MEDIA! CONSUME MORE CONTENT!
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 10/10/2026
The current One Piece arc in a nutshell is: Everyone: Absolutely, under no circumstances, can you do the thing. Luffy: I’m gonna do the thing. Everyone: No! That would be bad! Luffy: Did the thing.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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"Men Aren't Better Than Women: Both Genders Are Inferior To Me" is a 1991 book by Dr. Ivo Robotnik (better known for other work). Though its primary purpose is clearly to stroke the author's own ego, it is generally regarded as a comprehensive, well-constructed, and accessible work of contemporary feminist theory, and is still commonly-cited to this day.

Most of the critical complaints have been about the tone; in a review from 2005, Professor Victoria of Spagonia University said, "The constant self-aggrandizement undercuts the idea that its subject ought to be taken seriously. Also, wasn't the 'feminist' line from the Sonic Heroes manual a mistranslation of 'womanizer?"

In 2026, Dr. Robotnik released a new edition updated for the preceding 35 years of developments in feminism, with the subtitle changed from "Both Genders" to "All Genders."
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

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"#on the one hand I understand that some people don't want to read smut"

Like 85% of tumblr users hate and loathe embarrassment based comedy with every fiber of their beings, but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure their audience that the embarrassing scenes are skippable.

Lots of people dislike tragedy but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure the audience that the death and grieving scenes are skippable.

Stop trying to pass off self-censorship as
"accommodation." Stop trying to pass off pandering as "inclusivity."

Your audience can smell your fear, and it smells rancid.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I need this more than i need oxygen
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legal procedural about a sleazebag lesbian lawyer cruising divorce court to pick up emotionally vulnerable women by helping turn up dirt on their husbands
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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cave johnson here. due to an incident in the estradiol experiments department, the boys in said department are now girls. silver lining though, the girls in the estradiol experiments department have made a new breakthrough in the fight against male pattern baldness.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is absolutely preferable to not pick up the cigarette in the first place news.berkeley.edu/2026/10/09/u...
news.berkeley.edu
Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Anonymous asked: thoughts on

charl0ttan answered: please for the love of god turn them back off
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 09/10/2026
Put brisket in my ramen cause I’m a true blue resident of the Lone Star State DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS YEEHAWWWW.
Stove top ramen with brisket and green onions in.
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nobody pulls the trigger on no-contact over trivial bullshit and every article written about this shit pretending its some fad phenomenon executed for paltry reasons is a blight on existence itself
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 08/10/2026
Elderly dog who is incredibly cranky is a type of internet video I’m really fond of now. Once you’ve loved a curmudgeonly old bitch, that never really goes away.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You have free will. You can make a Kpop style photocard of Willem Dafoe if you want to
A green and pink decorated photocard holder with a picture of Willem Dafoe in a pink sweater and necklace looking demurely downward and smiling
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 05/10/2026
I am definitely a reasonable adult who makes my milk purchasing decisions based on things like price and quality, not superficial things like whether or not it comes in a really cute glass bottle. Usually.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 05/10/2026
The Stalchildren in Ocarina of time and also the everything in Majora’s Mask.
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 05/10/2026
There’s something really special about a piece of art that makes you go, “This rules. It goes so fucking hard. I love it and also I hate looking at it.” This mostly goes for horror art, but sometimes other things too. Wow fantastic work I never want to see it again thank you.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Jesse (🐊’s kitten) @kiryusmalewife.gay · 05/10/2026
Got a massive brisket for a really good price, cooked it for 12 hours today, and it turned out EXCELLENT. I’m so excited about this.
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Syni @synibread.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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