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@kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social
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scurrilous boy not actually kim possible.

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Santa on Christmas Eve
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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
What the fuck does ChatGPT even fuckin do. I wanted you to make it happen not just describe what it would sound like. I can imagine what it sounds like I want you to make it happen you useless piece of shit. AI fucking sucks
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
holiday vibe
dog yearning for shrimp creole (she’ll get some)
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
hawk tuah, not luigi mangione, is the real working class hero
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
this is why i never eat mcdonald’s in the store
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
is wasbappin over here yet
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
i hope they show my tweets to that ceo guy when he gets to the afterlife as part of his hell wrapped
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If you ever feel like you don’t want to exist anymore, I want you to imagine 5 people you hate. Think about them deeply, and continue to exist just to spite them. You will be okay and you’ve got this 💪
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 01/12/2024
Me So Asian! Let's get this trending on bluesky #MeSoAsian
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
this is such a cool time to be alive
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
i just know she’s got an anonymous account on here
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
we used to be a real country
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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I’m betting most of you won’t even storm the capitol building on behalf of Joe brandon
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
can’t blame third parties for this. can’t blame bernie for this. can’t blame anyone but the democratic party.
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
don’t try and find an upside tonight. remember all of this pain and fear the next time dems say “this is the most important election of our lives” without doing basic things like opposing genocide in order to win it.
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
if one thing comes out of tonight, i hope the next dem candidate won’t give a fuck abt saying all the right things. m4a is risky. challenging israel is risky. tonight’s loss wasn’t bc of electoral college. more ppl voted for trump than kamala because he stood for evil. while she stood for nothing.
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
made a yummy salad tonight
castlefranco, persimmon, mustard sherry vin, candied pecan
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
dinner
lamb, parsley sauce, purees (peas & mint, parsnip)
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
told my grandma i was thinking about applying to harvard for grad school. that sentence, which would have elicited Proud Grandma Status just a few years ago, has been ruined by fox news. all she said was "oh it's very woke though isn't it?"
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
i love cooking 🙂
a picture of me cooking food
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
"doug chu" appears to have been canceled twice today? who's that!
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
it's so difficult to sink my teeth into this app because every time i log in, 90% of my feed is various people i've never heard of getting cancelled for reasons that aren't entirely clear
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
A man in a cowboy hat and plaid button down says :you can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the boy." The man he's talking to produces a vacuum cleaner like device labelled "Country Sucker" and says "that's where you're wrong. The other man sucks the cowboy hat and plaid off the country boy's head and he is rendered a normal man. The vacuum man asks maliciously "how do you feel about dirt roads and the ol' swimmin' hole?" The formerly country boy looks at his hands in despair and says "I feel... I feel nothing."
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
leftovers are a good chance to remix yesterday's dinner
scallops. leek risotto. malfouf.scallops. leek arancini. spinach. malfouf. beurre blanc.
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
buonasera 🤌
capresemorel risotto. shaved fennel. fried speck. plate splatter i was too lazy to wipe.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
[logging on to X] looks like race war is back on the menu boys
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
April O’Neil has gone Woke
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
coachella for guys who think eating pussy is gay
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
i know in my bones that elon has reached out to xzibit to do the dumbest, most reddit promo campaign imaginable
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
woke is destroying america…
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
I’ve been found guilty of catering my profile towards the female gaze
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
unpopular opinion but I really hate music. i’ve also found that the dumber somebody is the more “meaningful” and “important” they find music to be.
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
this is the vibe i am trying to curate with this account
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
ice cream so good
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
It’s bad boy summer
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
most of jim’s pranks on ‘the office’ wouldn’t fly nowadays, because of cancel culture.
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
one thing the british got right is calling these bad boys “apples and pears”
a set of apples and pears
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
i love when horses go like “bree hee hee”
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
this is how my dad shares articles lol
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
thanks!
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
threads is basically what i imagine using twitter after a lobotomy would feel like
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
wanna do xanax with kamala and hit “record” for a couple hours. imagine what we could accomplish listening to two once in a generation minds just riff about life and love and moments for a couple hours…
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
what if you died lol 🙂
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
hi newskies! 👋 😊 soo, we do things a bit different than on the bird app 😏. here’s few ground rules 👇: 1. no quote tweet dunks! 2. don’t fight over discourse. good vibes only 😇 3. this is The Machine. do not upset it ever. [The Machine ominously whirs] 4. have fun! [The Machine starts glowing red]
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kim possible facts @kimpossiblefacts.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
until bluesky gets out of beta, it will remind behind the pack in the “found a guy” genre of post
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