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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 02/11/2025

claude makes me more productive because I look at its output and then I'm like "damn this sucks, I guess I gotta write it myself"

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

I saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with a barcode reader. The look on their face was priceless.

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

I never wondered why it was called that. Now I finally know and I love it.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Apple caved to the Trump DOJ and removed the anti-ICE apps from its App Store. Cowardice.

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Every time you buy AI generated content, a creative human is sacrificed to a hungry wombat. #GenAI

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

why are so many ferengi verified on twitter

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

wait when did everyone by bullet engraving supplies, was that after the sourdough craze

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 24/09/2025

‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’ It was originally ‘ekename.’ ‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.” Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it. Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

is the rapture the same day on every planet

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Everybody got your Antifa membership pins? You should get them when you pay your Antifa union membership dues next month.

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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 23/09/2025

game idea: the rapture has happened. society is mostly unaffected, aside from lots of people doing your job: going through the now-empty houses to find stuff to sell. it's like those self-storage auction games, but for christian houses RAPTURELOOTER

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 23/09/2025

brain rot | noun | mindless digital content; the fixation on it and harmful mental effects of it

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I knew it! The pearly gates have to be exactly the "antique white" color, not "bone" and sure as hell not "cream". Each gate must be no less than 6' and no more than 6' 1". If the gate doesn't function properly, they're gonna have to get Lucifer involved.

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 23/09/2025

Fun fact, if you already have autism and take Tylenol, WHAM that’s DOUBLE AUTISM

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Anyone who thinks people are smart enough not to believe that Tylenol causes autism has forgotten that the US (and many other countries) banned absinthe because they thought it was poison.... for 95 years. This belief was, conveniently, stoked by competitor wine companies.

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Everyone's been begging me for a blog post on how ATproto can be used to create a secure, decentralized game that supports decentralized UGC (user-generated content). Well, 1 adoring fan, your long wait is over! kevinhoffman.blog/posts/decent...

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 22/09/2025

do you think nudists are constantly having nightmares about accidentally wearing pants

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I love that all these bots have blue checks. It's a great thing that check mark was such a good gating marker of legitimate content producers.

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

is it normal to be tired all the time

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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 19/09/2025

Dutch late night TV has its take

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

If Trump can designate #antifa as a terrorist organization when they're not even an organization, then I can declare that those who choose not to use the Oxford comma are terrorists.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/09/2025

Nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked People will remember: -An 'oxymoron' is an oxymoron. oxys (sharp, keen) + mōros (foolish) = oxymoron

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Dress smart

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A. H. Zakai @kripken.com · 17/09/2025

The WebAssembly 3.0 spec is complete! webassembly.org/news/2025-09... This includes major features like GC, 64-bit memories, exceptions, and tail calls.

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Wasm 3.0 Completed - WebAssembly

WebAssembly (abbreviated Wasm) is a binary instruction format for a stack-based virtual machine. Wasm is designed as a portable compilation target for programming languages, enabling deployment on the...

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

And I immediately lose the ability to wash the dishes when the WiFi goes out. Progress is not evenly distributed 😜

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The Pragmatic Bookshelf ✅ @pragprog.com · 16/09/2025

Beta Update - Advanced Functional Programming with Elixir by Joseph Koski pragprog.com/titles/... B3.0 Release Notes: * Added Chapter 9, Model Outcomes with Either. * Added Chapter 10, Coordinate Tasks with Effect. (Already purchased? Check your email for a download link.)

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I must now set sail in my cheesecake boat. I will survive on slices of the delicious boat. I will be lost at sea a happy man.

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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Your daily Wafflism 🤎🐾

It’s a beautiful day to ignore negative twatnuggets

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Why is it called a razor and not a FACE MOWER? I don't care what other politics you folks have going on, this is an important question.

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Went to get my covid and flu shots. It's a very surreal and dystopian thing when you're waiting in line behind people from another state because they had to cross state lines to avoid an absurd ban on public health. I hate this timeline.

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

TIL what a Groyper is. Today I will suspend my usual motto where I say "all learning is good learning". I'd rather unlearn a few things from this week.

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Renato Cavalcanti @renato.cavalcanti.io · 12/09/2025

We recently released a new Akka Workflow API. Much simplified and, I believe, much more intuitive. My colleague @kevinhoffman.bsky.social made a short video and blog post about it. Check it out akka.io/blog/demo-si... @akka.io

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Demo: Simplified Workflow Step Syntax

With the most recent Akka SDK release, we've introduced the ability to implement Workflow Steps using StepEffects().

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

These jokes are my fuel. I might make it until lunchtime today!

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

All of the following can be true at the same time: * His words & actions had lasting, terrible effects on people * The loss of his life will have a traumatic effect on his family and friends * All humans have a right to live * Political violence is a slippery slope to autocracy and fascism

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

One day this video will be in a museum because I use nvim as my editor 😁

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two - one to screw it most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

wanna feel old? they're senior mints now

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Some brazen thief has been stealing the wheels of cop cars. Police are working tirelessly to find them.

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

This was hilarious..but "threw" also triggered me in the worst possible way.

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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I'm a pretty mature and serious guy. But, when the song "Fahrtwind" comes up in my playlist, I'm still going to giggle like I'm 10.

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