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Maker, builder, coder, writer. Opinions are mine, though I can barely manage those, let alone those of an organization. kevinhoffman.blog

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 02/11/2025
claude makes me more productive because I look at its output and then I'm like "damn this sucks, I guess I gotta write it myself"
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with a barcode reader. The look on their face was priceless.
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usrbinkat.io @usrbinkat.io · 02/11/2025
That's hot 🥵
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Linux Kernel Ported To WebAssembly - Demo Lets You Run It In Your Web Browser
Open-source developer Joel Severin today announced his work on porting the Linux kernel to WebAssembly and has successffully gotten the kernel up and running within WASM-capable web browsers.
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
And then shortly thereafter this will become the default style used by generative AI assistants coding in C 🤣
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I never wondered why it was called that. Now I finally know and I love it.
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
This is a pro move. I used to put my pizza box in a high place, which was a messy way to discover just how high my dog can jump.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Apple caved to the Trump DOJ and removed the anti-ICE apps from its App Store. Cowardice.
The image is an X post by The Bulwark (@BulwarkO
) from 10 hours ago, stating: "I think in a free country we should be able to post onto the internet, 'hey, there are masked agents on Broadway and Vine and not have the government or the tech oligarchs prevent us from doing that.' Shame on you, Tim Cook." The post includes a verified badge and a ship logo.
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I need this button.
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Every time you buy AI generated content, a creative human is sacrificed to a hungry wombat. #GenAI
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
why are so many ferengi verified on twitter
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
wait when did everyone by bullet engraving supplies, was that after the sourdough craze
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 24/09/2025
‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’ It was originally ‘ekename.’ ‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.” Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it. Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
is the rapture the same day on every planet
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
This is sublime
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Everybody got your Antifa membership pins? You should get them when you pay your Antifa union membership dues next month.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 23/09/2025
game idea: the rapture has happened. society is mostly unaffected, aside from lots of people doing your job: going through the now-empty houses to find stuff to sell. it's like those self-storage auction games, but for christian houses RAPTURELOOTER
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 23/09/2025
brain rot | noun | mindless digital content; the fixation on it and harmful mental effects of it
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I knew it! The pearly gates have to be exactly the "antique white" color, not "bone" and sure as hell not "cream". Each gate must be no less than 6' and no more than 6' 1". If the gate doesn't function properly, they're gonna have to get Lucifer involved.
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 23/09/2025
Fun fact, if you already have autism and take Tylenol, WHAM that’s DOUBLE AUTISM
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
All of them. Every. last. one.
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
There's other potent alcohol that was never banned. It was banned on junk science reported by a guy who'd had 9 glasses of wine prior to drinking Absinthe, who then blamed absinthe for it. Wine producers also conducted smear campaigns against it. All this led to a 90+ year ban for nothing.
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
"Never underestimate people's ability to make a better idiot."
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Anyone who thinks people are smart enough not to believe that Tylenol causes autism has forgotten that the US (and many other countries) banned absinthe because they thought it was poison.... for 95 years. This belief was, conveniently, stoked by competitor wine companies.
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie .
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I've been using a Tufte theme for my blog for a while. Easy to read, simple, works on mobile and desktop and great typefaces. If I feel like I'm interacting with "a blog" rather than the content, it's frustrating.
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Everyone's been begging me for a blog post on how ATproto can be used to create a secure, decentralized game that supports decentralized UGC (user-generated content). Well, 1 adoring fan, your long wait is over! kevinhoffman.blog/posts/decent...
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
If only. This is such an unfixable and unforeseen problem that has never been dealt with before.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 22/09/2025
do you think nudists are constantly having nightmares about accidentally wearing pants
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I love that all these bots have blue checks. It's a great thing that check mark was such a good gating marker of legitimate content producers.
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I tried to tag @atproto.com and @atprotocol.dev in the original post, but Bluesky ironically threw an internal server error.
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Everyone's been begging me for a blog post on how ATproto can be used to create a secure, decentralized game that supports decentralized UGC (user-generated content). Well, 1 adoring fan, your long wait is over! kevinhoffman.blog/posts/decent...
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
is it normal to be tired all the time
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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 19/09/2025
Dutch late night TV has its take
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
If Trump can designate #antifa as a terrorist organization when they're not even an organization, then I can declare that those who choose not to use the Oxford comma are terrorists.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/09/2025
Nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked People will remember: -An 'oxymoron' is an oxymoron. oxys (sharp, keen) + mōros (foolish) = oxymoron
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Dress smart
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A. H. Zakai @kripken.com · 17/09/2025
The WebAssembly 3.0 spec is complete! webassembly.org/news/2025-09... This includes major features like GC, 64-bit memories, exceptions, and tail calls.
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Wasm 3.0 Completed - WebAssembly
WebAssembly (abbreviated Wasm) is a binary instruction format for a stack-based virtual machine. Wasm is designed as a portable compilation target for programming languages, enabling deployment on the...
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
And I immediately lose the ability to wash the dishes when the WiFi goes out. Progress is not evenly distributed 😜
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
This is a fundamental law of physics.
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I think you mean "thine" thees and thous.
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
This. This makes all the bad news in the feed go away.
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Huge if true
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The Pragmatic Bookshelf ✅ @pragprog.com · 16/09/2025
Beta Update - Advanced Functional Programming with Elixir by Joseph Koski pragprog.com/titles/... B3.0 Release Notes: * Added Chapter 9, Model Outcomes with Either. * Added Chapter 10, Coordinate Tasks with Effect. (Already purchased? Check your email for a download link.)
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
This is a comment, right? Right?
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I hate it when this happens.
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
This kind of crap makes for great demo apps that show resiliency, fault tolerance, and the ability to survive the stupidest and most unpredictable real-world changes. I'm imagining a bunch of new buttons like "Find out why everything sucks!"
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
That and walking away from an explosion in slow motion 😁
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The flying headbutt to bust open crates is fantastic!
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
How do I make my timeline full of this and no politics?
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𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖒𝖆𝖓 @kevinhoffman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Deep thoughts to consider on this Friday.
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