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Doctor Waffles

@doctorwaffles.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 Allegedly the grooviest pug in Canada. Just out here trying to be kind and share a giggle. You’ll know me by 🤎🐾 #animalcaucus

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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Let’s give these two dreamers all the love!!! King Sandwich and Queen Coleslaw are looking for a new person bestie! Here’s your chance! 🤎🤍🐾
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
@doctorwaffles.bsky.social you need to see this one 🤣
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Period 2 recap: that should have been a goal That sabres goon deserved a game suspension Regardless, HABS PREVAIL #GoHabsGo
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Youppi! Dances at Montreal Canadiens Game
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
He’s so cool
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
No one hockeys like Montreal #HoHabsGo 🇨🇦
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Montreal Canadiens Fan Cheers
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
American Royalty is visiting!
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This game!!!!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Montreal Canadiens Youppi! on Fire
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
May your weekend be pug like ✌🏽🤎🐾
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sage advice 🤎🐾
A pug prancing on a beach. “ Always be yourself. Unless you can be a pug. Then always be a pug “
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Gritty 😆🧡🐾
Gritty ‘ when you saw only one set of footprints in the Zamboni dust, it was then that I carried you’
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Shit. I still haven’t lost the 10 lbs I gained last pandemic. Fuck
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I’m gonna need 41.5 million rosaries delivered to a Canada by Friday 7:00 pm please and thank you #GoHabsGo 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦♥️🐾
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Just got home from yoga and noticed my pants were inside out and my shirt was backwards. No one batted an eye. So - no you don’t have to be flexible, skinny, unskinny, cute, tall, uncute, know what you’re doing, young, or old to do yoga. No one is looking at you. Just go. Be good to yourself 🤎🐾
Pug before yoga (sad, tired and yuck.) Pug after yoga (rainbows, unicorned and super chill and happy)
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"Olé, Olé, Olé" (phew) Sazuki goal!!!
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Celine Dion Celebrates Quebec!
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Frank 🇨🇦 @habsmtlcanadiens.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
GAME 1 #GoHabsGo
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I usually refuse to post (or look at) his image. But this one hit differently
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A meme of two frogs sitting at a table. One asks Are you doing okay. 
The other answers No, but I am hilarious.
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Let’s give these two dreamers all the love!!! King Sandwich and Queen Coleslaw are looking for a new person bestie! Here’s your chance! 🤎🤍🐾
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I love Pluto so much 🖤🤍🐾
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Jane Doe Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
No house is complete without King Sandwich and Queen Coleslaw, and you can get them in Denver NOW NOW NOW
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Jane Doe Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This Bear won't ever attack you in the woods
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
We Canadians have an unwritten rule, which ever Canadian team left in the playoffs is OUR team. We will watch every game, we will buy your merch, the oldies will say rosaries for you . We’re ALL in for the Habs! #GoHabsGo 🇨🇦♥️🐾
Map of Canada covered coast to coast with the Montreal Canadians logo HABS!!!
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The relationship between Canada and Europe is rooted in a common history and shared values, and we’re building on that. In a more divided world, we’re choosing partnership — in trade, defence, and security — to build a more prosperous and secure future together.
Prime Minister Carney poses for a photo with other leaders at the 8th European Political Community Summit in Yerevan, Armenia.
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Phew ….. on to Buffalo!
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God @thegodshow.com · 04/05/2026
Rudy Giuliani is in ‘critical condition’ in a Florida hospital. I hope he gets the level of care he deserves.
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Nick !!!!! 🇨🇦♥️14 !!!
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
H A BBBBBBBBB ZZZZ !!!!
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Peace Love & Hockey @hossasbitch81.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Here we go! Habs. Bolts. Game 7. Buckle up buttercups!
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Human Rights Index 💙 @humanrightsindex.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Unpopular opinion 🫣 In the coming months, many centrist and liberal politicians will face massive electoral defeats. They’ll blame extremism, fake news, or foreign interference, which do exist. But none will ask themselves whether their blind support for Israel played a role in their losses.
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
H A B S ❗️ #GoHabsGo
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Ngl I’m a little terrified rn
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I love Montreal so much. Let’s go Habs !!! 🇨🇦♥️💙🐾
Tv showing CBC reporter wearing a Habs tie and red sports coat in front of the Bell Center before tonight’s BIG hockey game
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
May your weekend be as waffley as possible 🤎🐾
Waffles, Canadian pug, arms raised saying Weekend. Photo by Pugz, naturally.
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ukraine 💙💛
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
W O O D Y come home @woodyphi.bsky.social
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woody and buzz lightyear from toy story are dancing together in a room .
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Liselle Baker @elles-bells.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
INCREDIBLE!! Please watch!
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Kash Patel actually has a law degree and worked as a public defender then a prosecutor for the DOJ. He’s actually educated. He’s such a moron I just googled his credentials, assuming there were none. Lolz he’s probably the most ‘qualified’ moron in charge drumps got Terrifying
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I said what I fucking said 🤎🐾
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Canadian kids : go into the trades! Believe me, I’ve hired ticketed electricians and they have wait lists and basically a license to print money #skilledtrades are where it’s at
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
World, here are the two besties you’ve been searching for! 🤎🐾
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
🤣 I have returned to the land of wishing him not well ✊🏽🤎🐾
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Preach Penguins 🐧
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Ken Reid @kennethwreid.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The attack on Iran killed an entire building full of school children on day one. We've been executing sailors and claiming they were terrorists with no evidence and everyone just moves on. Spare me the "turn down the rhetoric" garbage
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Ms E. Jean Carrol would like a word And her fucking money
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Keep hope alive my dawgs 🤎🐾
Charlie Brown : is he dead yet ? 
Snoopy : no not yet
Woodstock: fuck
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Man, these correspondents aren't doing a very good job corresponding.
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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Love it 🇨🇦♥️🐾
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Paul Stone 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇩🇰 @ptstone.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Also, going from $100 to $600 is a 500% increase ($100 + $500), not a 600% increase.
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