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Kevin Bauer

@kevin0bauer.bsky.social
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Writer & screenwriter, lover of books, comics, video games, and movies. BIG Ghost Rider fan 💀🔥 He/Him

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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 14h
You can 1,000,000% learn to have healthy boundaries without sexually assaulting people. This isn’t hard.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 15h
Seriously: Hate Digger all you want, but [pauses for flow of hate] movies like Digger are why we need studios. A world in which Digger doesn't get made one in which Sinners and One Battle also don't get made. You miss with Heaven's Gate and you still swung. You miss with Paw Patrol and you >
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 17h
CASTLEVANIA: BELMONT’S CURSE demo: Damn, this bums me out. I LOVE Castlevania; gothic horror has always been my jam. I’ve beaten most of the games, and I’ve beaten all three Bloodstained games, which are inspired by the series.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is why technofascists, oligarchs, and their servants, such as JD Vance, hate this Pope.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly, I never had a problem with Navi in Ocarina of Time. She was fine. Tatl’s panicked *dinging* in Majora’s Mask was on thin ice, though.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone who, in 2026, is already saying “I don’t want to vote for Newsom but I will” is part of the problem. This man is a fucking monster and has betrayed everyone imaginable. He is unacceptable in every possible way. There is no world in which this piece of shit should be trusted with power.
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Van Helsing & Carl
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Don Comer @doncomer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hegseth says national security & military cyber forces will guard US election systems during midterms. They can't run a war but they can run our elections? Get the fuck back to your jobs you seditionist fucks!
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Doing a replay of METROID: DREAD, and goddamn, I can’t wait for the parry era of gaming to end.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Pope reminds me of a version of Catholicism I knew growing up as a young man attending anti-war and anti-death penalty protests, where I met elderly Catholics who shared their version of faith with me. I learned that Catholicism was about love and mercy for the weak, the condemned, and the poor.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 26/09/2026
These 7 men at Cornell drugged & raped a woman for hours, then called their friends to come rape her. 2 men got expelled. 5 had to write letter of apology. 0 faced any consequences. Men throughout the societal ladder are complicit. Women are not safe around men.
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 9 games
Final Fantasy VII
Mega Man X
Metroid: Fusion
Mass Effect 2
Resident Evil Remake
Pokémon Red
Turok 2: Seeds of Evil
Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness
Final Fantasy VI
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Marc Deschamps @marcdachamp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The overarching theme of the Star Wars sequel trilogy is that fascism will come right back in a few years if you don’t completely stamp it out.
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doctor Doom is of Romany descent. Is RDJ? Feels like it’s still fair to be annoyed by his casting.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 25/09/2026
Every day we get closer to this:
Cartoon by the human artist Twonks, showing George Jetson vacuuming the floor while Rosie the robot paints a picture
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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You’re No Daisy At All @yourenodaisy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The guy seems like a Republican with more charisma and a savvy team. I hope that the Democratic electorate finds this totally disqualifying for a run in ‘28.
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Ash G. @kilomonster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dont care about Ray Gunn. Storytelling is not more important than real people who got driven out of the industry by lasseter’s grossness. Also, not a fan of how a totally fictional future setting has more non-human characters than any people of color. Gonna judge hard on my peers excited about it.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/09/2026
if only there was a way to transfer all that energy dedicated to hating Jewish people just for being Jewish to hating Elon Musk just for being Elon Musk, which he actually deserves
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ok, time to replay METROID DREAD. Hated it the first time (as well as Mercury Steam’s other 2D Metroidvanias), so hoping this time I see what everyone else loves about it.
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
::pushes up nerd glasses:: Actually, the way the infection in Zach Cregger’s Resident Evil works is far closer to how the infection in Cronos: The New Dawn works. In this essay, I will
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everything the pro-Trump billionaire Ellison family will now own: Paramount+ CBS CNN Showtime HBO Warner Bros TNT TBS MTV DC Studios Nickelodeon Comedy Central And more... With this comes the power to decide which stories get told, but more importantly, which stories DON'T get told. Shameful.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hangtime is the study of the time interval between first public notice of a rising right/MAGA/manosphere influencer and their first rape/sexual assault indictment www.thebulwark.com/p/scoop-look...
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SCOOP: Looksmaxxer Clavicular Charged With Criminal Rape, Drugging
The manosphere celeb faces three counts stemming from an alleged encounter with a minor.
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gotta say, it’s so goddamn rad that CASTLEVANIA: BELMONT’S CURSE stars a female protagonist after Iva once said that Castlevania was an inherently male franchise.
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Daniel | Fall loading... @danielhookerart.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Sam-sam? Samurai-us? Samus-urai? #maytroid
Samus Aran from Metroid drawn in samurai armor
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why does autocorrect absolutely hate the term “sci-fi?”
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was always a little uncomfortable with Zero Suit Samus’ design. I get that Nintendo wants Samus to be appealing, but it feels like they made her eye candy instead of a believably seasoned bounty hunter. The second she loses her armor, she seems oddly objectified.
Zero Suit Samus: a blonde woman wearing a skintight bodysuit with glowing high heels. Her pose is both dynamic and made to emphasize her curves. She has a long, flowing ponytail, and this is supposedly what she wears under hulking sci-fi space armor.Samus in her power armor, circa Super Metroid. Half the suit is transparent, illustrating its inner workings along with Samus herself, who appears to be an athletic woman in a functional bodysuit.
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@daltondeschain.com Hi there! Longtime listener. LOVED Vestigial and am planning to listen to it a few times more. Do you have an episode where you talk about how you conceptualize stories and break down their structure? Or could you please talk about your process with Vestigial?
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What the unholy fuck. Time to add another brand to the boycott list.
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Since Elon played himself in "IRON MAN 2," did a version of DOGE also happen in the MCU? Because if it did, in that universe he actually has a higher body count on Earth than Thanos technically. Like... he'd literally be one of the WORST villains just by the math.
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey, you know what, I’m brave enough to say it: He might’ve been onto something.
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vibes of Nintendo Consoles: NES - Age of Discovery SNES - Age of Refinement N64 - The 3D Age Gamecube - Age of Experimentation Wii - Casual & Motion Control Age WiiU - The Forgotten Age Switch - Open World Age
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hot take: this is what Yooka Laylee either should’ve done or did with a sequel game. I get remaking the first game into and honest to god indie gem, but almost a year out from it, Replaylee feels less like an explosive rebirth and more of a flash in the pan.
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My favorite take on a battle-damaged Samus, by Steve Argyle
Samus kneels on a cratered concrete floor, it’s rebar exposed, next to an equally crumbling wall. Her helmet lays beside her, its visor cracked. Her arm cannon also lays beside her, trailing smoke from its cooling barrel. Armored, she kneels, clutching her bleeding ribs. She grimaces, and her long hair hangs tangled and bloody around her. Behind her, an alien facility burns, the pulped remains of Mother Brain sag in a shattered glass tube.
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Book 18 of 2026: Black Leopard Red Wolf - Marlon James I appreciated the Griot-style prose, the vividly imagined worlds, the creatures, and the combat. Wanted a little more substance from the story structure. Wish I’d been warned about the graphic rape scenes. Struggled to finish it.
Black Leopard Red Wolf - Marlon James
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Konner Knudsen @penzerker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zack Snyder is a women-hating, racist, and homophobe. I was going to do a longer thread but it just isn't worth it. He represents everything wrong with Hollywood in one bite. Mediocre showrunner, bland ideas, colorless designs, and lazy writing. Basically, he is just a trashy bigot with power.
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hot take: this would be even more exciting as a 3D action combat game with Metroidvania exploration. Like if OTHER M’s combat was better and its story didn’t suck. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ku-v...
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Metroid Ravenous – Nintendo Direct 9.9.2026
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Mitch McConnell should resign Immediately…..
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Bolt thunder @boltthunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all.
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My God, I’d do ANYTHING for a Zelda game to look like this.
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Kevin Bauer @kevin0bauer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love the hell out of the imagery of Elric, but damn if I didn’t struggle to connect with the stories. Love me a gothic loner anti-hero protagonist; think maybe the “and then” style of pulp storytelling didn’t grab me as much as I’d hoped.
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