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Molly White @molly.wiki · 6h

this is what hypertext was made for

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 5h

I believe Mar-A-Lago is closer

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 17h

Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024.

A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, A screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".

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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 7h

Prove it.

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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026

Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of

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Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social · 20h

There is no way to reduce deportations without a substantial defunding of law enforcement in rural areas, who have long operated like a baronial class unto themselves.

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

1. I’m not suggesting I trust the Russian government or Putin when I say this, but these stories, which should be reported, always freak people out….especially after 2020. And I’m not blaming or shaming anyone for getting anxious when they see these headlines.

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 05/10/2026

Not close to the same thing but I listen to way to many of these.

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Before you continue to YouTube

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 04/10/2026

I wish to god that the budget and the will had been available decades ago, though, because can you imagine an Elric movie with Bowie as Elric?

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Brigid Keely She/Her @brigid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Literary Crimes of T. Kingfisher: That time she shoplifted a Jane Austen themed dildo. That time she plagiarized Courtney Milan's hairpin scene, but it was talking fleas instead of hairpins. That time she stole fifteen pumpkins and carved them into a scowling penis and left it on my lawn.

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 04/10/2026

Removes it from AI scrapping too (although probably a bit too late for most models these days)

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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Goddammit. The contempt these people have for everything wondrous and good and *human* is so grotesque.

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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m guessing the correlation between: • “I’m tough on crime! Lock up that young Black man (aged 14) selling drugs!” and • “Wasn‘t an essay enough punishment for those poor young boys (aged 18+) at Cornell?” is close to 1.00000. In case anyone still thinks “tough on crime” is abt … crime.

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 02/10/2026

How to make friends and win votes

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 02/10/2026

Gonna assume Elon is dead and not google it

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 02/10/2026

then they haven't thought through the bit where in the US slavery, outside of prison, is unconstitutional.

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 02/10/2026

Except the GPT model numbers are clearly negative

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 02/10/2026

Does Anthropic realize if this became true they would then be an enslaver?

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Brigid Alverson @brigidalverson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think it is crucial for the health of the Democratic party that the entire consultant class from previous administrations, including and especially Clinton, be told to go home and stop bothering people. They are wrong about everything and have been holding the party back for decades.

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 01/10/2026

TRUMP: I'm a stupid eugenicist

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Eugene Finkel @efinkel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We are about to finally get serious about fighting woke on Mars

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’ve been a media witness to two federal executions. One was Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh. The other, a week later, was a drug kingpin named Juan Raul Garza. My conclusion after watching both men die: The death penalty should not exist. Period. It fixes nothing, and it erodes our souls.

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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

😭😭😭😭😭

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

…Because, the story goes, we need the votes of people who *don’t* want full trans rights. Because THEY have that purity test, and must be catered to. So trans people and the people who love them should just suck it up and watch their rights taken away. For some mythical voter’s (yep) purity test.

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 30/09/2026

YES SEND HIM TO IRAN! No not the military him personally!

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 30/09/2026

Go read Diane’s books! Seriously, they are the best!

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 30/09/2026

I know we've found some niches where AI seems to be somewhat useful, but replies like these absolutely infuriate me and is a big reason why I refuse to use AI 99% of the time.

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 30/09/2026

Disappointed there is no Dance Katie

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 30/09/2026

Hey Apple News why do you do this crap? I blocked the channel so I don't want to see any of their crap. Not constant reminders of their crap.

Screenshot from Apple News showing the headline from a news article and a “You blocked this channel” notice.

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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 30/09/2026

his mom was the 2019 winner. the big bear genes run deep

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 29/09/2026

Fuckin' Missouri GOP does another shit job. Same old story across the board for these jokers.

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Kevin van Haaren @kevin.crime.group · 29/09/2026

rascals are rabbits, she's a kattie kat

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My work only requires me to come in 2 days a week but I'm in every day. People think I'm conscientious but I only do it as the work toilets are great and they have fantastic, quilted loo roll. I'd come in weekends to shit then too if I could.

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Hannah Harris Green @whatsitlike.me · 28/09/2026

When I set out to fact check “The Cities That Said Yes to Drugs” which argues that harm reduction may increase overdoses, I expected some cherry picking and misdirection. But not to find basic math errors and debunked right wing talking points asserted as fact in the Atlantic’s print edition.

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Atlantic's anti-harm reduction screed riddled with errors

A close read of "The Cities That Said Yes to Drugs" found errors in basic arithmetic as well as more deliberately misleading elements

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“One such wave hit the northern tip of South America in late August and has begun moving up towards the west coast of the US. That wave could reach California shores within days, and when it does, ocean scientists say it may raise sea levels by up to a foot for months as El Niño.” Oh.

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Concern mounts over slow-moving, planetary-scale ‘Kelvin’ wave heading for California

The ocean phenomenon could raise sea levels by up to a foot as El Niño keeps warm water trapped along the coast

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