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Will Klein

@ketchiklein.bsky.social
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Writer of stories and novels.

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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't think those Dems think it's a choice, I think they just don't care. This matters because they'll surrender in the same way on race and gender, which are even more obviously not choices.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As an average aged bsky user many single posts I read on here seem to be only superficially in English.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
During 9/11 MEMORIAL, Mamdani HIDES (works) in his LAIR (office) doing things that may or may not be plotting a SECOND TERROR ATTACK (working.)
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He also didn't say he made them, he very specifically said his wife did the cooking.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
does it work good
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In Memento when Guy Pearce says "I don't think they'd let someone like me carry a gun" and Joe Pantoliano says "I fuckin hope not."
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Okay, but like actually though...
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Sean Ennis @seanennis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Pleased to say my piece, Its Powerful Parking Lot, has been nominated for Best of the Net by @flightlit.bsky.social ! I’m grateful to Frances and Will! flight-literary.ghost.io/sean-ennis-f...
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Sean Ennis- Fiction
Its Powerful Parking Lot I did not sleep like a winner. Yes, I had watched Vivian turn one hundred dollars into almost three hundred thousand dollars at the craps table. And yes, we had made love i...
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Flight: A Literary Sampler @flightlit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's Best of the Net Season! The Flight Crew is psyched to nominate two essays:
A white background with a flight of beers in front. The text says, "Best of the Net nominations, CNF: Claudia Monpere when I knew nothing, Adam Shaw memorial day
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Claudia Monpere @claudiamonpere.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Honored to have my story "The Ace of Teeth" on the @wigleaf.bsky.social long list. Thanks to the judges and the Wigleaf Team. And thanks to @lostballoon.bsky.social for publishing this. lost-balloon.com/2025/06/18/t...
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The Ace of Teeth by Claudia Monpere
My brother and I attempt awkward conversation at a Chinese restaurant near the dive motel where he lives. I try not to stare at his teeth: gray, chipped, missing. Dark, square caves in his mouth. H…
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davidcronenbergscrash @selizabeth.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i’m in this!
text reading “t4t by sterling-elizabeth arcadia in Flight 5” over a photo of sterling-elizabeth, a fat, tattooed, white woman with short hair, glasses, and a mustache in a black dress and grey blazer. Sterling-Elizabeth is smiling and standing in front of a mirror and coat stand. From the left edge of the photo a white hand in a black sleeve extends and rests on the mantle in front of the mirror.in a photo of Sterling-Elizabeth, dressed the same as a above and sitting at a large wood table with papers and a pen, in front of a pale wall and television, a block of justified black text on a white background obscures a figure except for their black shirt and white hand writing with a pen. the text reads: “o-rings my only mouth. plastic. the only words i could make. purpose-formed and irrecyclable after. lingering too long. in your blood and brain. the rest of your life. my temporary solution. quickly and problematically. useless and lasting. your discomfort. no longer the problem. the trace of bpa. hypodermic me. injection molded for  years. little estrogen bottles.”on the right side of a photo, Sterling-Elizabeth is standing in front of a mirror on a mantle, holding pages of printed text and grinning at a figure in a black shirt whose face and reflection are both obscured by a block of justified black text with a white background. The text reads: “melted. my body unbuilt. extruding only sharp points. i wanted sweeter. for you. without waste. but my unknown long term effects. logical you. already almost. flexible and. on the edge of malleable. but unconductive. dispose of me. now shape yourself.”
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The same reason any front doesn't want attention.
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Donna Vorreyer @djvorreyer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Check out all the great pieces in the new @flightlit.bsky.social including my little essay about death, @deathcabforcutie.bsky.social, and why music makes me cry. Thanks to editors Frances and Will for including me.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
When people vote for centrist Democrats, that's democracy, but when people vote for progressive Democrats, that's the left stealing centerists votes. One is always legitimate, and the other can never be legitimate.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It's nice to be able to roll the windows down when the car is off.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Maybe we shouldn't have invented a technology that lets Republicans vomit their brains directly into a video.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I'm not generally a spiritual person, but I believe that if you have x gonna give it to ya on your playlist and you put it on shuffle it will come on at the time you need it most
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I guess "carves a wound" is one way to say "makes an incision," but it sure makes them look dumb.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Me pouring twice the sugar required for a normal amount of cookies into the glass 😒
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
REDUCED MILK PRODUCT WITH FOOD DYE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FAT CONTENT IS ON THIS SO CALLED "BUTTER"??
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Imagining myself slopping all the ingredients for chocolate cookies into a glass while making a skeptical expression.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
SO much more efficient than having meters.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Wasn't it supposed to be a mini-series originally? I think they just didn't have any more story to tell.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I worked retail all through lockdown while getting up at 4 am to work on my first novel before work. I remember driving to my shift, listening to news reports about people quarantined on cruise ships in San Francisco. I'd fantasize about how much writing I could be getting done if that were me.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is a tough one. I remember a VERY heated conversation about the Charlize Theron/Kristen Stewart Snow White, the plot of which hinges on the idea that Stewart was hotter then Theron. Like, you don't want to compare women, but that is the whole plot...
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Everyone's all "but I need AI for little jobs artists won't do." As though I don't want a hundred music videos of 00s hip hop songs featuring my cat with his name in the chorus. As though I wouldn't rip up my Grandma's hook rugs in front of her to get that.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
All I know is that reading that first post makes me feel like maybe I don't understand English.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Whenever my wife leaves I'm always like "now I can do all the fun stuff she won't let me do!" and then I always learn that there's nothing she keeps me from doing except leaving sharp knives in the sink.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
im reading bleak house and they just got to the house and guess what. its really nice. so what the fuck
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The war in Iran, so completely inevitable. Not at all something that the country responded to by saying "Who?" And "Why?" And "You're joking, right?"
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
PROSE POETRY IS POETRY BUT REGULAR POETRY ISNT
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 10/04/2026
we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Times like this I miss the Louvre of Bluesky
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Michael Schulman @michaelschulman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
When I told him about The New Yorker's very human fact-checking process, he crowed that "a lot of that is going to go away." To which I said, NO, AI means we need MORE fact-checking, because AI has flooded the web with bullshit. It certainly can't be trusted to fact-check itself, or anything. /
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Yes, let's wait to see if they do something improper, like execute several people for annoying them.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
And also they're racist.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Great, I just won't eat until then.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Lately I've been tired of stories about hyper competent people whose plots are never troubled by mundane greed or stupidity. The truth of the world is more like a Cohen brothers comedy than a grand tragedy.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The many advantages to using AI: -You have to use it. -If you don't use it, you'll get left behind. -We'll force you to use it or trick you.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
There is a construction crew working on either side of my house that keeps short-cutting through my yard and a whole-ass fox hunt of hounds baying and horses clopping down my street ex-urban Philadelphia Wednesday morning WHAT IS UP
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
challenge
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
That headline has to be intentional.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Probably churches and schools in sufficiently white neighborhoods.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It's nice that you can play the lower ascensions in a pretty laid back way, and the upper ascensions will still completely cook your brain.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
DC isn't far from Philly, maybe I'll drive down!
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Emily Rinkema @emilyrinkema.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
So in a completely terrifying and vulnerable shift from my normal flash, I wrote a very personal essay, up at Herstry today. Hope it resonates. herstryblg.com/true/2026/3/...
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Pieces — HerStry
Just after the pandemic, I went to New York City with my aunt Mimi. We had planned the trip as a way for me to learn everything I could about my mother, who died thirty-five years ago from an aggressi...
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Adam Gianforcaro @adamg.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
My chapbook—5 weeks before its official release—is NOW IN ITS SECOND PRINTING! Eternal thanks to everyone who bought a book, came to a reading, shared a post, etc, etc, etc. I’m so grateful.
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Will Klein @ketchiklein.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
But I can put them in a box?
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