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eevee @eev.ee · 16h
google has made a voice i want to hit with my car, and put it in the one place i cannot hit with my car. truly diabolical
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John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A crude "comic" showing me holding up my left index finger, about to say something, only to get embarassed and run away
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3455 prefers the classics
Two bunnies are standing near a record player, and one starts to play their preferred record, "Something Else" by the Kinks. Next to him, the second bunny is miffed that she can't play her preferred record, "Room On Fire" by the Strokes.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a 9️⃣.5️⃣ from the #WorldBollardAssociation
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Ami Yamato @amiyamato.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you can't make it to Tokyo to see the amazing moving GHIBLI CLOCK, you can watch the FULL performance (day and night) in this video: ⤵ www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Oiy...
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Ghibli Clock - FULL Show (Day and night)
YouTube video by Ami Yamato
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3453 is looking back
Bunnies sit at a table outside a cafe, called the Luna Cafe. It is on the surface of the moon, looking at a distant planet earth. They sip from mugs while a third bunny watches from a second floor balcony.
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Sam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 25/09/2026
I think you should leaf
Dipper tries to jump into a pile of leaves, but lands on top like it is rock solid. He pulls angrily at a leaf, which turns out to be the ear of poppy, who is sleeping inside the pile.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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tante @tante.cc · 24/09/2026
I had a few thoughts on why techbros always say these embarrassing, weird things tante.cc/2026/09/24/the-test
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The Test
Jensen Huang, the NVIDIA CEO and wearer of the most midlife crisis looking leather jackets in the world, was on Ezra Klein’s podcast. Now I don’t really want you do go through all of what was being said in that recording/writeup. It’s painful. You feel your mental capabilities decaying with every minute of listening … […]
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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winston rowntree @winstonrowntree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thrilled for everyone who worked on this season of peopleWatching -- world-class talent that hugely deserves this kind of recognition. Animation rules!! www.iemmys.tv/2026-interna...
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Phillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lemony vs A Lemon. Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Click OK. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
An error message says "Are you okay?" There is one button to press: "OK"
Chicken at computer: "This software design is both infuriating and strangely reassuring."
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Stjepan Sejic @stjepansejic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
letters to the vampire queen pitch! enjoy! XD
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Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 21/09/2026
excited to share this illustration i did for 3 Oceans Puzzle Co.! i don’t do a lot of client work anymore, but who am i to resist puffins and a cute little newfie fishing village? you can get this as a really cool wooden puzzle on their site, and i have prints available too! (links below) #art
a fun colourful and textured illustration of one puffin bringing a beakful of fish to three other puffins on a cliff near a brightly-coloured fishing village on the atlantic ocean. humpback whales breach in the background near an iceberg, and a lighthouse shines through the fog. distant seagulls play among the clouds
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Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 21/09/2026
tbh this is how you should be reading my posts if you aren’t already #comic
turned my posts into a 4-panel comic of pip saying the same words while being a little dingdong about it

1. (bashful) thanks for bearin with me while i yell incessantly about comic promo stuff. 
i will eventually chill out but that first batch of readers is so hard to grind out.

2. (screaming) wish i could look cool while doing it but alas i am not built for mystery and effortless elegance i am built for foot stomping and going AHH

3. (matter of fact) once i have enough regular followers to make it a bit more self-sustaining i WILL cut the screaming by like 80% so if you think about it that's actually a reason for you to share it with all your friends and give me some sort of quantifiable metric.

4. (impish scrunchy faced smirk and two thumbs up) I'm happy to shut up in exchange for what i want.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
COMIC: Centimeters
PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, holds a measuring tape against a piece of plywood. ARTHUR, a yellow duck, watches.
GRAMP: We need to cut four feet seven sixteenths by three feet five eighths.
ARTHUR: Your tape measure ha CENTIMETERS on it…why don’t we just use that?

PANEL 2: GRAMP, with safety glasses and wielding a table saw, looks out, realizing.
GRAMP: Oh my gosh. This is so much easier.

PANEL 3: GRAMP measuring another piece of wood, stares with wide eyes.
GRAMP: This is so much easier.

PANEL 4: GRAMP lies in bed in the evening, moonlight reflecting on the wall. ARTHUR stands next to the bed, looking at him.
GRAMP: That was so much easier.
ARTHUR: You have tasted from a cup. which you will never drink.

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Jan @tigerknight.com · 20/09/2026
Nine to Nine - Cat www.tigerknight.com/99/2026-09-20 #furryart #webcomic
Nine to Nine comic for 2026-09-20
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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 19/09/2026
Toddlers are BRUTAL. 😳 Yes, the real one actually said this! NEW BONUS panelS below! 👇
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Clay Bennett @claybennett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
9/19/2026- WARNING www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/se...
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seed Shanty
Song birds sing a sea shanty aboard a schooner boat loaded to the deck with bags of seed: “Seed, Seed, Seed! All the seed we need!”

Captain Robin Cornwallis has seen something through his spy-glass which causes him grave concern, even as the singing continues (“On this we are agreed…”)Spyglass view: A pirate ship approaches. At every level of the ship, it is crawling with scurvy, rascally squirrels, each with their eyes aimed at the bird’s ship. “Seed, seed, seed!” the crew continues.
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Clay Bennett @claybennett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
9/18/2026- MAHA www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/se...
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Full length version on YouTube - made my day... 🥳 www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdG-...
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Death Cab for Cutie - "Stone Over Water" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Death Cab for Cutie
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New Aesop Rock x Blockhead song and video is officially a banger! 🥳 www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFtK...
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Aesop Rock x Blockhead - Trouble Trouble (Official Video)
YouTube video by Aesop Rock
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TODAY'S COMIC: Someone! www.sheldoncomics.com/comic/someone/
PANEL 1: A tubby, bald man wearing a white collared shirt, with a blue and orange striped tie, holds a AR-type riffle with one hand, shooting into the air. The bright yellow light casts harsh shadows on him.
MAN: Please! Someone stop this weapon that I’m clearly shooting!

PANEL 2: The man bends over to reload the weapon with a “KLAK” sound.
MAN: The weapon keeps reloading itself, with SERO INVOLVEMENT FROM ME!

PANEL 3: The man continues to shoot in to the air.
MAN: I have no agency here! Nothing that I could do —SAY WITH MY OWN FINGERS — could end this!

PANEL 4: The man, still shooting the gun, turns his back, still yelling over his shoulder.
MAN: WHY IS NOBODY STOPPING THIS THING I KEEP DOING???
On the back of his shirt reads: LITERALLY EVERY A.I. COMPANY.

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just say no, bros. #grickledoodle #mariobros #nintendo #drugs #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
Shady street vendor in a trench coat offers a bag of mushrooms promising video-game power-ups to two surprised mustachioed plumbers; caption reads, "Shrooms, fellas? I got 1-ups, speed boosts, extra health, whatever you need boys."
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 15/09/2026
If you put a toaster in a freezer, which wins? Watch the latest What If? video in collaboration with @minuteearth.bsky.social! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VG0...
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If you put a toaster in a freezer, which wins?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gates-3 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update. A man with a beard sits in the left corner, agitated, stating "Bill Gates put microchips in me! Hundreds of ‘em!" A man wearing glasses swiftly turns towards him, asking "really? What year? Do they have onboard memory? Where are you sleeping tonight?" The caption below the comic reads "The RAM shortage takes a dark turn."
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why no bank holidays from now until Christmas? This is why.
Scene is a Victorian drawing room; a group of gentlemen is assembled for a meeting. At the front of the room, stood at a large blackboard, is SIR JOHN LUBBOCK, the inventor of bank holidays. The board has a calendar drawn on it. Also in the room is a SMALL DOG sat on the floor. 

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LUBBOCK:
And so gentlemen, I, Sir John Lubbock, hereby announce

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LUBBOCK:
The invention of ‘bank holidays’!
 
Legally protected days off work, for the whole nation to rest. 

AUDIENCE:
CLAP CLAP CLAP 

3
LUBBOCK (marking days on the calendar):

My first two bank holidays shall be at Easter...
and then another straight after in May...

4
LUBBOCK:
And then - what the hell - another one in May! 

And then one in August!

AUDIENCE:
Hurrah!

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AUDIENCE MEMBER:
So many, Sir John?

LUBBOCK (grabbing him by the lapel, his face ecstatic)
Life is for living, man!

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AUDIENCE MEMBER:
And then in the Autumn, sir….?

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[Lubbock looks sideways. He is distracted by the SMALL DOG. It has started scooting its bum across the floor]

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LUBBOCK:
Ugh. 

[his face has dropped, it's totally grossed him out]

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LUBBOCK:
OK that'll do

AUDIENCE MEMBER:
What? 

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AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Is that it? You’ve put loads in the summer…

LUBBOCK:
Yeah 

no more bank holidays till Christmas. 

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AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Sir - have you just condemned future generations to long winters of unalleviated toil... because you saw my dog scooting its arse and it killed your vibe?

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LUBBOCK:
It's so gross 

AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Rollo can’t help it! 

[dog continues to scoot across floor]

[Ends]
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3439 gives a wake-up call
Two bunnies look over the side of an old bridge at twilight. Underneath them, clinging to the underside of the bridge, a bunch of bats have just awakened, and one spreads its wings. It is just after sunset.
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Peter Kuper @pkuper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don't worry, only a 10% chance that A.I. will cause extinction of humans--and what's not to love about data centers? My latest gallery rogue. #dataCenters #google #a.i.threat #openAI #GTS
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Toilet Instructions
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 10/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 12, Special Edition
3 panel Garffeld comic: panel 1, Garffeld crouches on a table while Jon angrily reads a letter, "What is this? What devilry have you wrought now?"; panel 2, Jon reads further down the letter, "The list of crimes continues!"; panel 3, Jon holds his face in his hands, "I am beset by a wicked cat." Garffeld looks at the viewer, "I have not been idle."
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Jellybox Studio @jellybox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
UMBERT BONUS EP 10 - THE ACADEMY DOESNT WATCH ANIMATED NOMINEES?? Here's our TENTH BONUS UMBERT EP, brought to you by our EXECUTIVE PRODUCER BACKERS!!
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samsung, This is the second phaser you've sent me that exploded during shipping. If you wish to kill me, you will have to try harder. Worf
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
CRASH - Gator Days
CRASH - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Gustopher - Alligator Son
 
August - Alligator Dad
 
Mewbert and Nougat - Pet Cats
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Gustopher's room at his desk.
 
Gustopher is drawing something at his desk when he hears a loud crash. Mewbert jumps up at the sound with all her fur sticking out and back arched.
 
Panel 2
 
Setting - The kitchen
 
Gustopher has run to the kitchen to see what is wrong with Mewbert right behind him. August is standing dejectedly while looking down.
 
Gustopher: DAD! What happened? Are there burglars?
 
August: No.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher excitedly tries to figure out what's going on.
 
Gustopher: Did something explode? Did a car crash? Did the toilet-
 
August interrupts before Gustopher finished.
 
August: I dropped dinner.
 
Panel 4
 
Gustopher looks down and only just notices the lasagna spread all over the floor and a broken casserole dish. Mewbert is by his feet staring at the wasted food and Nougat is doing the same by August.
 
Gustopher: Oh... This is worse than I imagined.
 
August: Yeah.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 09,1959
P1- SLUGGO IS AT NANCY’S AND HE IS READING A NEWSPAPER 
SLUGGO: WHAT DOES
"AVALANCHE" MEAN ?
NANCY l’LL LOOK IT UP
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NANCY: ILL GET THE DICTIONARY FROM MY CLOSET
P3-
WHEN NANCY OPENED THE CLOSET DOOR, NANCY WAS IMMEDIATELY COVERD WITH TOYS , BOOKS AND OTHER ITEMS FALLING OUT OF THE CLOSET 
P4-
NANCY: AVALANCHE: A LARGE MASS
SUDDENLY SLIDING DOWNWARD
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 08/09/2026
GO READ PIP & GUNKO it updates every weds, it's funny and sweet, and the characters really pop and it's good and you should read it because I really like it a lot and want to see it become so super popular I get to go "Ehhh I remember when it started" AND SO CAN YOU.
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Home - Pip and Gunko
Pip and Gunko is a series of short comics about a pair of loveable idiots who have much more in common than they care to admit. It explores themes of friendship, anxiety, love, vulnerability, and the ...
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Pistol Shrimp Games - Demo OUT NOW! @pistolshrimpgames.com · 08/09/2026
You can play the Free Stars: Children of Infinity Demo RIGHT NOW on Steam too! store.steampowered.com/app/4378070/...
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Free Stars: Children of Infinity Combat Demo on Steam
Pilot over thirty unique ships with wild abilities in exciting 1v1 top-down space combat. Strategize your ideal battle roster with the classic ships from The Ur-Quan Masters and all-new characters. Pl...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A bully shouts "fight me, loser" at a random guy. The guy holds up a Pokéball to which the bully replies "a Pokéball? What are you? Some sort of asshole?" The man puts the pokéball up to his forehead, closes his eyes and says "Bees... I choose you!" The man throws the pokéball and a swarm of bees emerge, stinging the fleeing assailant.
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Ron Marz @ronmarz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. (Hell, yes!)
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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the Juice Media @thejuicemedia.com · 07/09/2026
Our latest Honest Government Ad is now also on YouTube. This extended version includes the insane story of California's forest offset program, which set aside 6M offset credits to compensate for a century of wildires for the next 100 years. And wildfires torched 11M offset credits in just 1 decade
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Honest Government Ad | Bulls*it™
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/books/pictur...
Title: Methods for Encouraging a Reluctant Young Reader 
 

Panel 1
Caption: Read Together 
Image: A small child sits on a sofa, face buried in a book, between two adults doing the same.

Panel 2
Caption: Bribery
Image: The small child sits on a treasure chest wearing a crown, face buried in a book, in a room full of coins, jewels and precious items.

Panel 3
Caption: Element of danger
Image: The small child sits, face buried in a book, precariously balanced on a thin branch in a tall tree.

Panel 4
Caption: Reverse Psychology
Image: The small child sits, face buried in a book, beside a huge bookshelf and a sign that reads “Adults Only”

Panel 5
Caption: Pulleys and Pistons
Image: The small child sits, face buried in a book, amidst a complicated mechanism that provides endless new books.

Panel 6
Caption: Rituals and Incantations
Image: The small child sits, face buried in a book, in a circle of candles amidst clouds of smoke and mysterious phrases.
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