Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 17hUm die Ritter der Kokosnuss zu zitieren: "Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony." 001
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 19hMoment mal, der Gag heute kam mir bekannt vor... 🙃 bsky.app/profile/choo... 000
Reposted by Leaktante @tante.cc · 03/10/2026Really tired of the "I worked at the kitten crushing factory for years, made a fuckton of money and now I found my conscience and get to tour the stages of the world telling people how to be ethical" grift. 414731
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's all downhill from this guy in @moonjam.com's DUCKS... 🙃 bsky.app/profile/moon... 000
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I guess "Auf Wiedersehen Monty" is the correct reply then? 010
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Well, AI said it, so now you'll have to write it... 🙃 (Bonus points if the billionaire in question is a thinly-veiled IP-infringing rip-off of Scrooge McDuck...) 000
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Well, at least they didn't anthologize you... 🙃 www.youtube.com/watch?v=S40W...youtube.comSpray - Anthologised By Cherry Red (official video)YouTube video by SPRAY 000
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Steht doch eh' ueberall als Warnung drauf: "Nach dem Einfrieren nicht wieder auftauen!" 🫠 010
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wouldn't mind getting some holy water in there to short out the power, but I'm afraid they'd just use it for water cooling instead... 😣 020
Reposted by LeakStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...theguardian.comUnlikely revolutionary Mr Rogers will lead the uprising: the Stephen Collins cartoonWhere’s Fred Rogers when you need him? 310432
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Read you post at the exact moment my checkout process on Bandcamp hit this one... 🫠 110
Reposted by LeakNifflas @nifflas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just have one of the most stunning bugs ever! Look at this: (please wishlist store.steampowered.com/app/4090240/...) 5608
Reposted by LeakWill Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Daily bunny no.3459 is getting ready 112993793
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Meanwhile, Austrians abroad be like... 🙃 www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv78...youtube.comFERDINAND (LEFT BOY) - BOILER ROOMYouTube video by Say10! 000
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026While I hate today's so-called "AI" with the fire of a thousand suns, Code Bullet's combination of traditional genetic algorithm machine learning and Happy Wheels is surprisingly, errr, wholesome... 🫠 www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EVE...youtube.comA.I. Learns To Play HAPPY WHEELSYouTube video by Code Bullet 110
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They'll have to go deeper... Raytraced real-time full hardware-accelerated and shadereded 3D window decorations! 100
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Library Of Nepo Babies" would be a banger of an album title, though... 🙃 010
Reposted by Leaksoushiyo @soushiyo.com · 30/09/2026🕯️ familiarcomic.com 🐈⬛ patreon.com/collection/15152 ✨ theduckwebcomics.com/Familiar/5838990/ 1223167
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And Ashens just made a video (or two) on lightguns... 🙃 www.youtube.com/watch?v=73_O...youtube.comI Miss Retro Lightguns | AshensYouTube video by ashens 010
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I CAN'T HEAR YOU over all this EARWAX I am suddenly SECRETING EVERYWHERE!!1!eins 😵💫 000
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I could have sworn that this was from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social... 🫠 010
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026From the webpage: "Guest comic by Infinitedge for Sneptember! Astra (c) Infinitedge" 000
![[A parody of MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD, in which the kindly Mr Rogers takes us to see local things in his town.]
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[title]
MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD
MR ROGERS:
Hi there
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Today, I’d like to take you to visit some of my neighbours…
[He puts his coat on to leave his house]
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At a wonderful local event,
[We see the cute toy-town diorama of his village famous from the TV show. The camera pulls out…]
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The Data Center protest.
[The camera has pulled out further and now we see a huge DATA CENTER at the edge of town].
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MR ROGERS [joining a crowd protesting outside the Data Center]:
The Data Center is an enormous, windowless, endlessly humming building outside of our town
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…Which has tripled energy prices, drank all the water, and created four jobs.
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[to camera, as if kindly explaining to the viewing children]:
Four jobs! Golly!
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LADY PROTESTOR [probably NAOMI KLEIN, holding a sign]:
In a way, the Data Center is kind of a vivid metaphor for a future we feel locked out of!
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MR ROGERS [to camera again]:
A metaphor.
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That’s something that lets us clarify our feelings about something else.
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LADY PROTESTOR:
How do you feel, Mr Rogers?
MR ROGERS:
I feel like bringing down the government!
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MR ROGERS [now holding a sign and protesting]:
It’s good to have neighbors.
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibvefn2z5f2jip2gg3nzidjibzvmh7s3lnqjgjqt6usfzpxkjqbkm)
