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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
John McLane from Die Hard, crawling through a tight ventilation duct, holding his lighter
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Putting on Clown Makeup, also known as Clown Makeup Tutorial, refers to a series of memes based on a step-by-step tutorial guide for applying clown makeup.
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ruthe.de/archiv/2858/...
Guy with an apron at a stone mason grill in a field, holding up a slightly burnt sausage with tongs, saying: "I've got one here with a dark side."

Darth Vader standing behind him, holding a plate: "I'll take it."
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
German and English, together at last... 😶‍🌫️
Mapquest Lake Ontario generator, calling it "Lake Me Am Oasch" instead
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
X-Men Logo with spoof text "There Will Be" "A Test"
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Silas Carlyle als Ronmoe in "Once Upon A Time"

Ähhh... 🤔

Robert Weir Mitchell als Stumpelrilzchen in "Grimm"

Öhhh... 🤔

Okay, irgendwas bring' ich da durcheinander...

Oder war's doch "True Blood"? 🤔
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I wonder if my timeline was trying to tell us something here... 🫠
The original post mentioned by Keezy, immediately preceeded by InfoWars' obituary for Tim Heideckers alleged horse, Horace (2017-2026)...
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"LP5" by Autechre (1998)

Almost-black plastic CD clamshell with the word "autechre" embossed into it
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Reminds me of this 10+ year old ad when "full-spectrum" "cybering" was proclaimed to be all the rage... 😣
N*rthrop Gr*mman ad from 2015, showing some blue sparkly soldiers in what seems to be a long-abandoned cellar brandishing guns (seemingly ripped from a 2005 FPS) with the asinine caption "The value of LEVERAGING FULL-SPECTRUM CYBER to neutralize enemy threats"...
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Carly reminds me a lot of Logan McBride from Destiny NY... 🫠
Logan McBride, one of the main protagonists of Destiny NY, in an outfit and a haircut also resembling what Carly is sporting.
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Can't help but think that Noni would nail a Pumuckl cosplay... 😁 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meister...
Pumuckl sitting in a toy Jeep(?) in Meister Eder's workshop.
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The first anatomical bit the Spinnerette webcomic made fun of... 😁 See www.spinnyverse.com/comic/03-31-... f.
Spinnerette pondering "how do I shot web"Spinnerette not being excited over the (supposed) "anatomical correctness" of it all

Plus Sahira's legendary catchphrase "Hey, could you turn your butt off?"
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Ancient Aliens' Giorgio A. Tsoukalos as a Predator (the one from the movies), with all caps sans-serif "ALIENS" below him, as illustrated by @stjepansejic.bsky.social a long time ago...
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Kinda like this? 🙃 www.oglaf.com/caw/
Oglaf strip featuring a crow that's late, unprepared and not even a lawyer...
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Das hat mich sofort an diesen Evergreen von Martin Perscheid (RIP) errinnert...
Cartoon von Martin Perscheid (RIP):

Wissenschaftler kommt jubelnd mit hocherhobenen Armen zur Tuer raus.

Wissenschaftler verkuendet lachend: "HA  HA! IHR HABT ALLE UMSONST GEBUMST! HA HA HA!"

Fussgaenger mit Hut denkt: "Scheisse!"

Autofahrer im Vordergrund schaut betroffen auf den Wissenschaftler.

Untertitel: "Kurz nach Erfindung der kuenstlichen Befruchtung."
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone
Shou Tucker and Nina from Fullmetal Alchemist... 😱

(for some reason someone thought it a good idea to make them into collectible figures... 😬)
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
(siehe auch www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l6E... ...)
Frittenbude statt Dönerbude
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone.
David Rasche as Sledge Hammer!, and his amigo...
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Police Quest 2 death dialog:

Jim shakes his head and says...

    "Thank you for playing
           King's Quest XLII,
      `Heir and Back Again.'

Next time, don't bike your nuts.

Restore / Restart / Quit
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
🐭
Crop of the image centered around the mouse hole in the background, with it's inhabitant watering the tiny potted plant next to it...
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Big "Hide The Pain Karl" Energy...
András István Arató aka "Hide The Pain Harold"
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I think I've heard of those before... I blame @stjepansejic.bsky.social... 😁
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"Hi! I'm Hugh Bliss!"
Sam & Max episode 106: Bright Side Of The Moon

Sam & Max stand on the moon's surface next to the historic Moon Lander and the accompanying "Moon Visitor Center And Gift Shop", manned by a Mole Man.

An earthrise can be seen in the background, among the stars, with their iconic rocket-powered DeSoto just out of frame to the left.
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
What a way to bungle a Come To Daddy music video remake...
Screencap from Aphex Twin's "Come To Daddy" music video, with the titular monstrous figure screaming the living daylights out of the slightly Mitch McConnell-looking old lady...
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Might as well give this "9 games" thing a go...
3x3 grid of game covers:

1 Deadly Rooms of Death: King Dugan's Dungeon (2005)
2 Grim Dawn (2016)
3 Terraria (2011)
4 Grim Dawn: Ashes of Malmouth (2017)
5 Street Fighter IV (2008)
6 Grim Dawn: Forgotten Gods (2019)
7 Super Mario World (1990)
8 The Ultimate Doom (1995)
9 Sam & Max: Save the World (2007)
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
ruthe.de/static/carto...
Lacoste-Polo-Shirt mit Krokodil-Logo
vs.
Lactose-Polo-Shirt mit Krokodil-mit-Dünnpfiff-Logo
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"Do you know this film?" (RIP Martin Perscheid)
A stereotypical Bavarian/Austrian alpine gal in front of what's assumedly the Alps, with blonde twin braids, wearing a dirndl and having horrific dental problems - the poster girl for the movie "Evildent Resi"...

("Resi" being a short form of "Therese")
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I get my news from a reliable source
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
...but it seems like it would be right below the other options in your screenshot - can you scroll down that list just a bit further? 🤔
Screenshot of the "External Media Preferences" showing multiple options, with "Bandcamp" being the last one...
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A music player that made Franjo Pooth's problems your problems
Maxfield MAX G-FLASH audio player
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Bike Fall meme

Panel 1: Guy with pipe in hand riding a bike down the street next to grass, captioned "Console Wars™"

Panel 2: Guy forcing the pipe between the spokes of his bike's front wheel, captioned "Forcing AI use everywhere"

Panel 3: Injured guy holding his knee lying in the grass next to his mangled bike, captioned "Microsoft slopping the Surprised Pikachu meme"
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
xkcd.com/1814/
    [Cueball holds up his smartphone in front of his laptop which stands in front of him on a desk. Megan is sitting in an armchair reading, facing away from Cueball. She is singing her reply, as indicated with four double musical notes around her two lines of text.]
-- https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1814:_Color_Pattern
    Cueball: I took a picture of my computer screen—why is the photo covered in these weird rainbow patterns?
    Megan: When a grid's misaligned with another behind
    Megan: That's a moiré...
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Oh, hey there neighbour! 👋
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@schizanon.bsky.social 🪬
08/12/2025
Techno-pessimists
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Shou & Nina Tucker figurines
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
That reminds me of Vain Lucis from @stjepansejic.bsky.social's Fine Print and the simple solution he came up with for this... 😁
Vain Lucis, a white-haired and white-horned incubus from Fine Print, looking shocked and saying "Leliah talking shit? I am shocked and appalled. In fact, you should cum on my chest real quick so I can have a pearl necklace to clutch!"
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Square boobs, you say? (cf. www.deviantart.com/jollyjack/ar...)
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains. I think Leftfield's "Leftism" must have worn out my CD-ROM drive in the 90's more than anything else did...
Cover of "Leftism" by Leftfield; a bass speaker covered by some kind of fish jaw mounted on canvas inside a wooden picture frame
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I only ever land on the boring ones... 😑
schizanon.bsky.social 🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿
19 days ago
Techno-pessimists
People who don't like things like AI, Bitcoin, VR, Robots, or Digital Watches and won't shut up about it
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Since Randall hasn't posted it yet...
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3184:_Funny_Numbers

    [A banner is hanging from the ceiling with a large line of text above a smaller one:]
    Mathematical society
    2025 meeting

    [Below the banner there are four people, three of them are standing close together to the left with Hairbun leftmost addressing Cueball and Megan who is looking at her. Ponytail is standing to the far right next to a whiteboard, and is using a marker to circle round the last of several items on the board.]
    Hairbun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap?
    Cueball: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number.
    Megan: Aww, I'm glad to hear they're still doing that.
    Ponytail: I'll add it to the list.

    [The board generally contains two columns of numbers, the first row having text after its number, thus across both columns. The last pair of digits is the new 'number' circled round by Ponytail. From top, in reading order, they are:] 
    23 (skidoo!)
    42    1,337 
    69    58,008
    420   6 7
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Uhhh... watch out below... :D (see also: bsky.app/profile/gric...)
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
David Rasche as Sledge Hammer!
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Captain Bartermews from "Stories from Sol: The Gun-Dog" (Fun game! Look it up!)

Art by @jollyjack.bsky.social
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Letzte Woche ein 48GB-Kit DDR5-Speicher (und restliche Komponenten fuer einen neuen PC) bestellt, heute geliefert bekommen... Mitte September noch ~225€, bei Bestellung 296€, jetzt schlappe 378€... 😵‍💫
Preisentwicklung von G.Skill Trident Z5 RGB weiß UDIMM 48GB Kit, DDR5-8000, CL40-48-48-128 (F5-8000J4048F24GX2-TZ5RW) laut Geizhals.at vom 14.11.2025
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Post an image that will always make you laugh
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
A Silicon Graphics Espressigo - an Iris Indigo case with an espresso machine inside
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Singer Roscoe Thunderpants, singer/keyboardist Evangeline D'isco, and backing vocalist/drummer Kandi Flaus, aka Savlonic, as seen in the music video for "Happy Friend".

Or, in other words, Mr. Weebl (Jonti Picking), Mrs. Weebl (Sarah Darling) and Katt Wade...
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