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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 10h

first of all hell yeah, and second of all, double hell yeah that most of the quote skeets are also some variation on "hell yeah"

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 11h

i can't believe i am now in the position of having to determine that an article i was going to link to in the newsletter was at least partly "written" with ai and therefore it can't be included. it was an interesting subject but alas!

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 12h

it's a week and a half past porchfest and i finally feel like i can sing again (not physically, emotionally)

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 15h

it is no way to start the day to find out that someone you enjoy reading the posts of has deactivated, and at the same time learn that someone who annoys you is going to be posting a lot somewhere you used to enjoy

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 15h

i literally just watched an early bird get a worm

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 29/09/2026

having one of those all day headaches is awful but it feels so good to let yourself fall asleep when you know that's going to get rid of it

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I can’t go to your thing. I have to attend to my agonies

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 26/09/2026

Lady Lasers: Lasers For Ladies! i woke up in the middle of the night thinking this. no idea why

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

[putting on The Great Yokai War (2005)]: ok but i wonder if adzuki beans are good for me 2 hours later: guys you're not gonna believe this,

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

i would humbly suggest that *while* you are getting off a rush hour train at the busiest station in the system is not the best time to START reading your new book

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

i forgot to be bisexually visible today but in my defense there was a whole lot of shit going on and it was all bad

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Tout Cela Ressemble à Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's Lenten supper table and turn the fruits de mer into fruits de Merde

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 23/09/2026

it is the perfect weather for being in bed. cool enough that you actually want to be under a blanket again, warm enough that the blanket isn't all that stands between you and becoming an icicle

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

skill: can fold a tshirt moderately well while walking up a flight of stairs

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☀️ @stel.energy · 21/09/2026

you never hear much about plus tirith

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

there is a guy here working on my aforementioned busted dryer and i just realized that listening to music with a bit of beeping and booping in it is going to get confusing

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 21/09/2026

did you know they've invented a new kind of floor time that is outside. they're calling it "outside floor time" and it's going to fix my entire deal

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baby cigarette @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

if you kill a line cook you get all their knives and drugs but be warned. you also inherit their debuffs, including any chronic pain & general unfuckability (50%)

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The biggest problem I have with mushroom hunting is that there is very little mushroom left intact after you shoot one.

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 21/09/2026

the correct music to put on when you have friends over for a casual hangout is, and this is probably true in all situations, a mix cd your internet friend made you in 2001

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves

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rstevens 🦆💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

sitting comfortably? thank a butt

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 20/09/2026

considering that perhaps this is because i'm always reading a day back and don't want to come off as a wacko

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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

a woman online: I don't like The Behaviour. men in the replies: haha, I'm doing The Behaviour, as a bit

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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 19/09/2026

LITERALLY SUMTHING EYE WILL *NEVER* WATCH

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 18/09/2026

Orbs coming back in style is a recession indicator

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 18/09/2026

camille if you don't go and start chopping things for dinner i'm gonna kick your ass

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 18/09/2026

surely this is why i can't write despite suddenly getting a big jolt of inspiration to work on something that has only been in the notes/first few lines phase for months. surely this is the only thing standing in my way from finishing the other one(s)

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 18/09/2026

i'm in a garbage fucking mood today actually - the general goings-on, stress over the upcoming show, body stuff, realizing that some friends may soon be ex-friends. i'd like to have a lite crashout about it but it wouldn't work out

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 18/09/2026

after learning about the stupid, stupid genesis of the ai sex cult, i now hold an even more inflammatory fanfic opinion than the one i used to have

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 17/09/2026

finally got round to doing it, beholdez-vous my new handle now you

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rstevens 🦆💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

escalators are just carnivorous stairs

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 17/09/2026

rozzie porchfest is saturday and we will once again be fucking up some songs on the porch of our house. come by if you are in the area and would like to see me swear in front of a bunch of neighborhood children

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 17/09/2026

i don't want to annoy the people i follow but i also don't want to just post and never reply, it feels antisocial, like i'm just here to broadcast rather than converse

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 17/09/2026

just thinking about how cool it is that my kid can eat some dinner and then say with perfect certainty that he's still hungry (and get seconds), not having shot his hunger sensors all to shit. he can listen to his body and trust what he hears and not have to be half starved before that alarm rings

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 15/09/2026

i just incurred a work-related injury (picked up my laptop, it slipped and hit me in the face)

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 14/09/2026

honestly you'll probably hear a lot more from me in the near future because i lost a "talk about mundane bullshit as it floats through my mind" outlet recently

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 14/09/2026

at the crack of 2pm i must immediately go put some laundry in, our dryer's been acting shitty as of yesterday and i know this will take longer than normal so i cannot put this off

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 14/09/2026

my stomach was acting up for the whole back half of last week and when it finally sorted itself out yesterday i had a splitting headache most of the day instead. now today i can feel a new headache brewing up and i'm becoming the "no! no!!!" screenshot

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camille's discount posts emporium @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 14/09/2026

newsletter sent on friday but i had a busy weekend so if you were hoping to read it on time... guess you should have subscribed! anyway here it is, it's about weighing a number that has personal significance & also visiting family & also quite a bit of crime kerminator.beehiiv.com/p/81-what-it...

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#81: What it's like to go back

Uno Reversing myself, kind of

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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026

The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"

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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 12/09/2026

"what do you say we go back to my place, have a few more drinks, and see where it goes?" "Look, you're gorgeous and all but I'm just not sure that fits the underlying themes of my arc right now"

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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 12/09/2026

"this sex scene did nothing to advance the plot" okay and? sometimes people fuck! we have never been on the verge of a sexual encounter and stopped to ask if that was important to our story, that would be really weird!

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 09/09/2026

stop slut-shaming olive oil

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