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@kerminatrix.northsky.social
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i probably need to plug in my phone they/she

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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No he isn’t. The book is very clear on this.
Screenshot of an advert for a deluxe edition of Dracula on Kickstarter. It shows the book, a yellow hardback with red embossed text, as has the text “DRACULA IS LIVE” imposed on it.
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
anyway i never got round to watching the rest of secrets and lies
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
once i was babysitting & i had put on a movie (secrets and lies) after putting the kids to bed; one of the kids got up & i had to go put him back to bed. by the time i got back to the video it had been paused long enough that the tv started playing instead, & that's how i found out about princess di
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
if i had a lot of money i would buy so much art and if i had a real lot of money i would get it framed and if i had a LOT lot of money i would pay someone to put it up for me
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
fast forward a few years later and i was the shift boss myself, a grizzled battleaxe of 17. and if anyone thought of mouthing off to the 15-year-olds making trifle for not going fast enough i would eat them alive
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
when i was a teenager i volunteered in the kitchen of the folk music festival in my hometown. this kitchen fed the staff, volunteers, and performers. my first year, the shift boss made a point of telling the people lined up for food that they were NOT to abuse the kitchen workers over having to wait
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
please repost this to help raise breakfast sandwich awareness
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's the montreal 1976 olympics poster that's a stylized beaver silhouette with a rainbow stripe across it if you're wondering and it would look so good in the house i'm never going to move into
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
i'm fine it is normal to see an old print that i wouldn't even be able to justify the cost of ANYWAY and want to cry because i will never be in a situation to buy it and put it up
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
yeah gimme one ham sandwich muffin thanks
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
where's a hot flash when i need it
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
this morning's struggle was: it is cold in here but i need to take a shower. being IN the shower will be nice and warm. getting into and, especially, out of the shower will be freezing. let's look at phone until it's too late (i didn't, i took the shower, cleanliness accomplished)
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
increasingly feeling like there's nowhere in this world i can be happy
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
unfortunately i AM a dorothy but everyone wishes i was a rose
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ask not for whom the liberty bibberties
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
me every time i visit a museum or art gallery
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
i feel like they're going "ok you didn't choose me but are you really HAPPY with the other one???" have some self respect bag company
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
so a year or so ago i needed to replace a bag, and i was deciding between a couple options and ultimately picked one, and NOW all of a sudden a year+ later i am getting ads from the other option i didn't pick
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
drives me completely bananas. you are an adult!! you do not need a "comfort series"!! blankie coded behavior and anyway what kind of a person feels comforted by reading books by a hatemonger
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
i love my perfect child
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
one thing about having a kid is that sometimes they're like mum i wanna snuggle and they climb into your lap and it's very sweet until they rip a horrendous fart and you can even feel it ppbbbttbbb'ing against your leg
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
one of the scots twitter classiques is why i always refer to "the tunes" instead of music now
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
i got 2 short stories published!
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
i hate being able to smell people
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My mind remains un-boggled on this one, bud.
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
decided i'd better pin my "outside floor time" post so i can remember why i'm all fucked up in the coming winter months
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not even abstaining out of snobbery like I simply know that TikTok would ruin my life. that would be a wrap on "my brain." I recognized this immediately and never touched the stuff
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
first of all hell yeah, and second of all, double hell yeah that most of the quote skeets are also some variation on "hell yeah"
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
i mean, maybe it wasn't. maybe the person is just a shitty writer. either way though
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
i can't believe i am now in the position of having to determine that an article i was going to link to in the newsletter was at least partly "written" with ai and therefore it can't be included. it was an interesting subject but alas!
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
it felt weird doing it last week, idk
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's a week and a half past porchfest and i finally feel like i can sing again (not physically, emotionally)
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
it is no way to start the day to find out that someone you enjoy reading the posts of has deactivated, and at the same time learn that someone who annoys you is going to be posting a lot somewhere you used to enjoy
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
i literally just watched an early bird get a worm
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
having one of those all day headaches is awful but it feels so good to let yourself fall asleep when you know that's going to get rid of it
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can’t go to your thing. I have to attend to my agonies
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
every time i imagined it, i pictured a spreadsheet, and now i see why: that's where i keep track of all the money i'm gonna make from them
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lady Lasers: Lasers For Ladies! i woke up in the middle of the night thinking this. no idea why
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
[putting on The Great Yokai War (2005)]: ok but i wonder if adzuki beans are good for me 2 hours later: guys you're not gonna believe this,
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's not the walking while reading of it all, i used to read while walking home from school, i get it, but like: time and place!!
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
i would humbly suggest that *while* you are getting off a rush hour train at the busiest station in the system is not the best time to START reading your new book
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
i forgot to be bisexually visible today but in my defense there was a whole lot of shit going on and it was all bad
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Tout Cela Ressemble à Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's Lenten supper table and turn the fruits de mer into fruits de Merde
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
proposal to restructure the workday and schoolday to take advantage of this
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
it is the perfect weather for being in bed. cool enough that you actually want to be under a blanket again, warm enough that the blanket isn't all that stands between you and becoming an icicle
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is the true meaning of bodily autonomy
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
traveling with a kid is great for this because no one thinks it's weird when a child wants the shade open! and then you get to look over their head and see mountain peaks in the clouds looking like islands in a lake or river
View out a plane window, over a kid's head in the foreground. Out the window you can see a lot of tall mountains, some with snow, many of which are poking through a sea of clouds and look like islands in a lake. I think we were over the Purcells, maybe? Definitely in BC, but we hadn't reached the Rockies yet I don't think amd we were well past the coast range
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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
legally this counts as "saying something nice about myself" so i can log it on my little bird themed self care app
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