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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 12/10/2026

share a picture from your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

white person with long brown hair and a disdainful expression captioned "parce que toi tu feel weird about it"

scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

traveling with a kid is great for this because no one thinks it's weird when a child wants the shade open! and then you get to look over their head and see mountain peaks in the clouds looking like islands in a lake or river

View out a plane window, over a kid's head in the foreground. Out the window you can see a lot of tall mountains, some with snow, many of which are poking through a sea of clouds and look like islands in a lake. I think we were over the Purcells, maybe? Definitely in BC, but we hadn't reached the Rockies yet I don't think amd we were well past the coast range

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 25/08/2026

every time i make a cup of this tea my brain either refers to it as "constant contact" i.e. the email tool, or i go to a very k.d. lang place with it

A "Constant Comment" tea bag. Side note, what on earth is that supposed to mean

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 05/06/2026

hmm am i youth-coded or do i just go on the internet a lot ( amiunc.com )

My score for this quiz was "Youth Coded" with an unc score of 10 and a youth score of 90. But have they considered that the 10 unc things i selected might have been VERY unc???

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 04/06/2026

your last saved post is your moral philosophy

My deepest toyota corollances (it's a picture of a toyota corolla from ... maybe 1994? No idea)

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 04/06/2026

can you imagine i worried people would think i was straight

I'm on public transit wearing a Psychic Dog hat, a stripey green tank top, and a facial expression somewhere between confident and exhausted. My hair is short, my earbuds are in, i've got some wrinkles but not that many in the grand scheme of things

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 28/05/2026

time for my most strongly held ninja turtles belief!! again!!

Shredder and Krang are a couple and they Do It

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 23/05/2026

these guys wander around loose in our neighborhood

A huge fucking turkey standing in the middle of a city street. The photo is taken from our car window as we drive around it, giving it a wide berth

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 12/05/2026

i need you to look at the mug i received for mother's day

A mug with the text "Super Mommio" in the Super Mario font, with an adult in a Mario costume and a kid in a Toad costume facing away from the viewer, looking off into the distance of a Mario game world. The Mario has the roundest, perkiest butt you have ever seen in your life

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 29/04/2026

me being on the computer on a day i took off from work:

2 stick figure drawings of a guy sitting at a desk. They're identical except the one on the left is frowning and the one on the right is smiling. The frowning one is labeled "working" and the smiling one is labeled "posting"

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 28/04/2026

without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

A bunch of Bratz dolls (I think?) shouting, captioned "I'm not arguing with a str8 man, go use a 3-in-1 shampoo"

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 27/04/2026

some of you may have seen this before but it's this nightmarish monkey butler lamp that lives on my spouse's bedside table and will one night kill us in our sleep

Wooden carved monkey with staring eyes and exposed teeth, wearing a suit and carrying a candle in each hand. He forms the stem of a small lamp (the lampshade is barely in frame because that part isn't haunted). Do not give me shit about his being dusty. You wouldn't want to dust this creepy guy either if you could avoid it

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 15/04/2026

i have personally shared this screenshot with the presenters ahead of work meetings although i cannot say it has always been followed

Tweet from user @erin101green saying
I am BEGGING yall not to call a meeting just to read from a slide deck WORD FOR WORD and then to say "i'll email this to yall after."

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 02/04/2026

and then of course there's the category called: anything the iron sheik ever tweeted

Two tweets from former wrestler The Iron Sheik:
AT A HIGH LEVEL GO FUCK YOURSELF

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO GO FUCK YOURSELF

Another Iron Sheik tweet:
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE EVERYONE IS A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 02/04/2026

all the heavy hitters have been shared but i would like to add these perhaps lesser-recognized ones, as well as the thread where a girl's mom wants to buy a parrot (why i still say to my kid "as your mother, i am never wrong") and the thread ranking unconventional pasta shapes

Tweet from Craig Hunter @victimsofcomics:
so proud to come from a long line of shipyard workers only to end up sitting at my wee desk finishing my wee video for my wee tech job

Tweet from the sage of our times Hunter Harris:
whoever invented croissants -- mrs. croissant? -- freaked it

Tweet from some guy going by "Jedi" (ok) :
Tolkien could fucking name things. Elrond? Absolutely an elven king. Bilbo Baggins? That sonofabitch absoLUTELY lives in a hole in the ground. Gandalf? Perfect wizard name 10/10. Don't even get me started on dwarves

Tweet conversation:
Jessica Ellis: ok I was not informed that Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island...could get it?
Jessica Ellis: DID THIS MOVIE JUST IMPLY MISS PIGGY KNOWS HOW BIG TIM CURRY'S DICK IS
anthonyharris: i'm pretty sure *every* muppet movie implies Piggy has banged every moderately attractive star since 1979

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 01/04/2026

this was on an ad i was served up today (for clothing, although they surely knew what they were doing, right???)

A slice of a photo of someone walking around, with the text "bottoms that work hard and look great"

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 31/03/2026

i saw this in a bathroom stall at the zoo! trans people go to the zoo and will keep going to the zoo! it is time to look at a capybara, transly, while being trans!

The inside of a bathroom stall door. There's some writing on it but the relevant part says "a trans woman used this restroom and nobody died ♡"

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 30/03/2026

me this morning (please ignore the fact that i have to tell people to do this as part of my job all the time)

Picture of a lady with text overlaid. It now says "um, to have to clear your cache is really upsetting" but originally the really upsetting thing was "to get an email" and that's crossed out. It's still correct though. Both

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 12/03/2026

crucial skill to develop when the people on this webbed sight are acting squirrelly about something incredibly niche and internecine

A tumblr(?) post from user charl0ttan that says "the skill of going 'jesus i just don't fucking care' and scrolling on"

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 07/03/2026

all my other artistic dislikes are for good and valid and well-founded reasons of course

Picture of a deer at night overlaid with the text "i'm rarely a hater, but when i hate, my hate comes from a place of ethics, nuance, and critical analysis"

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 04/03/2026

i'm on the team of posting this every time no matter what direction the clocks are changing

A tweet from a guy named "Swolecialist" that says "bitch not this clock shit"

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 14/02/2026

ahahaha yesss projects.thenarwhal.ca/lovebirds-qu...

My Canadian Lovebird is the Canada Goose
Drawing of two Canada geese, one yelling "did you just honk at my spouse?!"

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 06/02/2026

the realization hit me like a truck a few minutes ago that in college, the year i had bright red hair, i was probably Recognizable. like strangers would see me walking across campus and think "oh yeah there's that girl*" * at the time that was the going assumption

Student ID photo of young me with fire-engine red hair, just above chin-length, and a confident facial expression

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 03/02/2026

when i am on a remote meeting at work i am usually having two competing thoughts on my appearance, namely: "oh, i don't look so bad after all" and

Picture from the old Drunk J. Crew blog which shows models from the J Crew website, all of whom are posed and styled to look kind of hammered for some reason. This one is looking down while vaguely gesturing at her head and the text added reads
"i don like what's
my HAIR"

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 20/01/2026

wtf is this lol no you didn't (also, the following feed jumped from about 9 hrs ago, a time when i was asleep and not reading posts, straight to 13 days ago)

A bluesky notification that says "We ran out of posts from your follows. Here's the latest from Discover."

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 19/01/2026

i should also note that the sweater is a shade of... almost-mustard(?) that does nothing for me:

Me making a face of "well, what are you gonna do" while wearing a yellow sweater that has a bunch of little holes in it

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 13/01/2026

i'm right with you on this but i'm still posting the meme because i like it

A cartoon of a robot squirting a person with a spray bottle like they are a misbehaving cat. The robot is saying "Stop reading arguments on the internet! You're making yourself upset!" And the person is just hissing over their shoulder at the robot while holding a phone

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 29/12/2025

if you could spare a kind thought for the old stinkyman marty tonight it looks like we're about to say goodnight for the last time

Me being snuggled by Marty, who is a somewhat scraggly-looking orange cat

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 28/12/2025

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains

Cover of Veruca Salt's perfect 1997 album Eight Arms to Hold You. It's got a purple background littered with gold stars and there's a gold octopus with red eyes and a crown in the middle.

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 22/12/2025

also i never used to be a big group of seven guy but an old friend is huge into lawren harris (and his own paintings are harris-esque) and he got me to take another look; i get it now

Lake and Mountains
Looking across a glacial lake to some low islands and then steep-sided mountains, capped by dramatic clouds

North Shore, Lake Superior
A snag, whitened by age, stands on the shore of a lake. The sun is breaking through the clouds as if to spotlight it deliberately

Isolation Peak, Rocky Mountains
This might be Harris's most famous? It's a dramatically pyramidal mountain rising from blue-grey glaciers under a deep teal sky

Maligne Lake, Jasper Park
Mountains reflected in a glassy lake, under wintry skies

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 19/12/2025

ok shoutout to my neighborhood library branch for putting a copy of Work Won't Love You Back on the endcap of a shelf, facing the windows onto the street, you tell 'em library

Photo through the window of a library. The end of a shelf is facing the window and 3 books are displayed on it, one of which is Work Won't Love You Back by Sarah Jaffe

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 03/12/2025

i did the anisota.net/harvest thing and i would like to point out 2 things from my word cloud: 1. i did indeed write myself some shit (and frankly i AM glad about it), and 2. i also most definitely must stop talking

The words "write," "myself," "shit," and "glad" in a screenshot from a word cloud

The words "stop," "talk," and "must" in a screenshot from a word cloud

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scariest camille in the world @kerminatrix.northsky.social · 16/11/2025

this is marty he's like 14 years old and he has not let me sleep through the night in several years

Orange cat getting up on his hind legs with an expectant expression on his face. He's got a paw at the ready to tap me on the leg to ask me for snacks

Same orange cat, this time in loaf mode and limned with bright sunlight. Sitting next to a copy of Mattie Lubchansky's "Simplicity," which fuckin rips

Same orange cat passed tf out on my lap. His mouth is kind of hanging open a little. Wow cats are so graceful and elegant

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