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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The ghosts in PacMan are conscious. They can distinguish between when PacMan has eaten one of those large dots and when he hasn't, knowing when to chase and when to retreat, aware of the suffering should he catch them at the wrong time. I have no more patience for hedging on this matter.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
UK
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 30/09/2026
Avengers celebrating with a flare up Cap’s bum
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Breaking News: my printer would fucking love to print something out for Scarlett Johansson if Scarlett Johansson was a computer running Windows XP 🫶
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GETTING THIS TITLE AWAY IS THE TRIUMPH OF THE YEAR. Blackmere is coming. variety.com/2026/tv/glob...
variety.com
Charlie Brooker’s New Netflix Series Gets Title, ‘Blackmere,’ as Rory Kinnear Joins Cast and First-Look Photos Revealed
Charlie Brooker's new series has revealed its title, "Blackmere," as Rory Kinnear joins the cast.
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kendalltweeting.bsky.social @kendalltweeting.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry officer, the diamond was actually stolen by these robotic trousers that went rogue
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien v0.1: Some issues with snipers trying to achieve impossible shots and waiting forever
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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kendalltweeting.bsky.social @kendalltweeting.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shere Khan is in a book by Rudyard Kipling And so is Baloo Damn right He wrote Just So too You could read it On a bus, or the loo
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee v0.35: Fixed a bug that caused you to have multiple primary limbs if you regenerated a previously dismembered primary limb.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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kendalltweeting.bsky.social @kendalltweeting.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Right
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My 4 yo son has been watching Paw Patrol. One time he saw Trump on TV and asked who it was. I told him it was Mayor Humdinger. Now, every time he sees Trump on TV, he says Mayor Humdinger is here. I feel the similarity is uncanny.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
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kendalltweeting.bsky.social @kendalltweeting.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"So we went back and read it very carefully and it turns out the Torment Nexus is actually a very clever metaphor for something bad. We literally could not have foreseen this."
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Suriel Vazquez @suriel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm working on a project that could kill the entire human race. You need to let us violate every copyright law for it to work. We need you to give us 1 trillion dollars every month to stay afloat. And all your drinking water. If you don't I think my project will get mad and kill you. It's inevitable
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kendalltweeting.bsky.social @kendalltweeting.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mate you're in the Co-op
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Keith Stuart @keefstuart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You should read Keza’s piece on those revolting, fascistic White House “video games”. I hope Sega and the Tetris Company sue www.theguardian.com/games/2026/s...
theguardian.com
The Trump White House’s fetish for gamer culture has moved up a level with new arcade
A string of distractions on the US government’s own website invite you to catch pixelated migrants – showing gaming’s potential to be nastily weaponised
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026
hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
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Keith Stuart @keefstuart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
GTA 6 is coming and I am NOT looking forward to the TV and radio news coverage www.theguardian.com/games/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Grand Theft Auto VI is a phenomenon – but there is much more to the gaming world
As Rockstar’s blockbuster prepares to dominate the headlines, it’s time for the mainstream media to stop treating video games as a novelty that needs explaining
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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"My marriage ended because I refused to stop fighting for the rights of my wife" is an absolute hall of fame all-timer
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Welcome to the forest.
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Association for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 22/08/2026
They’ve turned the Waynes against us
Batman’s aff his nut
Robert Florence

Batman’s aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?”
And that’s when I was lit at:
“Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.”
And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin
And everyone else.
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kendalltweeting.bsky.social @kendalltweeting.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Beyoncé (doesn't) Know(les)
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kendalltweeting.bsky.social @kendalltweeting.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I looked up the lyrics to Survivor by Destiny's Child the other day and they have a very similar energy
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley but now you can choose from 12 classes and 11 races from the D&D Player's Handbook and create your own identity
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Daniel @danieladkins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
For ease of reference and posterity: The Complete Venom Horse
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
encryptidarchivist
count dracula? uhhh ok. one

zamczysko
WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

kozlarz
cmon they just started... give it some time

encryptidarchivist
thank you.

two

onemilliondraculas
Keep going
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kendalltweeting.bsky.social @kendalltweeting.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is essentially the premise of that episode of Inside No. 9. There was a character in it called Goody Twoshoes
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Foz Meadows @fozmeadows.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
To me, the foundational tension of modern AI is this: If the stated goal is to create a human-level intelligence that can replace human workers but lacks human rights, then the real aspiration is slavery; but if human-level intelligence is impossible, then the industry's stated goal is a lie.
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Numetal Alchemist @tomsydi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Always a banger
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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Two frames from the This Is Fine cartoon - one shows a dog in a hat sitting among flames with a mug of tea, in the second the dog would normally have said "this is fine" but I've crudely pasted the headline from The Telegraph: ALLISTER HEATH
Britain can't stop
climate change. Scrap
net zero and embrace
Mediterranean
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 28/07/2026
Wrote two lines of Javascript to make news websites actually look like what they *feel* like to me
France and Spain are on fire due to climate change, but never mind that, driving is a nightmare for tall people like me – so which cars are best to help back pain?
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
My mortgage is about to go up by about 300 quid a month. I think all Tory voters should do a whip-round to pay the difference for me since it's their fucking fault.

anon_opin GOLD from 21st January 2023
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kendalltweeting.bsky.social @kendalltweeting.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's got to be Lust For Life, right?
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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my whole look
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kendalltweeting.bsky.social @kendalltweeting.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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kendalltweeting.bsky.social @kendalltweeting.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Tell my wife I said 'Hello'"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
“Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio
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A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the proj...
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Please sign if you're in Leeds or Yorkshire.
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kendalltweeting.bsky.social @kendalltweeting.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Oh that's a shame Bunny vs Monkey didn't stick to the goose theme it's about WHAT?!"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 18/07/2026
Visualized.
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