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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Joining DnD groups and starting Warhammer 40K was the best thing I did for my mental health in a loooong while. Less on the latter, fuck Space Marines and all their fleshy counterparts.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Noel is 100% right to keep ordering the same food.
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rdein @rdein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've written a post introducing Record of Dorathia, the dungeon crawler RPG project we have been working on these past few years. I hope you enjoy it! Let us know your thoughts! Link: www.bombservice.com/post/record-... #rdein_dev #redora
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Like my seasonal depression, the urge to play League has returned
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really pissed off Zeus in a past life. There isn't a day where I can step outside without getting soaking wet
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
that was a long ass EA phase, let's see if it worked out
Picture of the Steam game Valheim with the Last Played date being March 6th 2021.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What a joy to stumble upon this this early in the morning
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 09/09/2026
Being in a relationship means opening yourself up to someone you can never fully know - a vulnerability that can be as wonderful as it can be dangerous. There's no saying the "right" thing to safely win someone's heart in Scarlet Hollow, because everyone has their own motivations outside of you.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I like doing math, but not so early in the morning...
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The new OoT Remake looks weird as hell
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Was canoeing for a few hours today. Quite the nice trip, but the shitting seating fucked up both my feet and now they have been cramping for hours :C
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was finally able to acquire the 2014 DnD Playerhandbook! No more phone in hand during combat
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

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HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
oglaf.com/pinchybouquets/
Comic strip!
Panel 1
A pale yellow landscape hosts a face-off between a woman and a giant scorpion. You mean giant as in big for a scorpion? No. This is the size of a car.
anyhow, sorry-
Panel 1-
Scorpion- Sorry! Sorry! I didn't choose this!
woman- what?

Panel 2
Scorpion- I didn't ask to be a huge scorpion but I am. Claws and stinger are what I have to work with.

Panel 3
woman- So you're going to sting me to death for lack of options?

Panel 4
Scorpion- I don't like it any better than you do.
Woman- Well don't do it then. Open a florist or something.

Panel 5
Scorpion- Wait you can just do that?

Panel 6
Market tent. It's a florist's and the scorpion stands behind the counter. A man browses the flowers.

panel 7
The man holds up flowers
Man- These jonquils are pathetic

Panel 8
The scorpion leaps at the man, stinger to his face
Scorpion- Shut the fuck up don't ever disrespect the flowers

Panel 9
the man lies on the ground foaming at the mouth
man- You're... a terrible florist...
Scorpion- Not from the flowers' viewpoint.
Flower- Damn straight
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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Midnide @midnide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
After figureing out the Gun it was finished rather quick. Really happy how it turned out! #CICADAMATA #DigitalArt #FanArt
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe videogames do drive kids to violence after all.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am still a firm believer that Noel will get a happy ending out of this
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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TrueMG @truemg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Elzbieta
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
STOP! Read a poem: www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/53241/... I think what I like about this poem is it's essentially an older, possibly better version of The Giving Tree.
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The Ballad of the Harp-Weaver
“There’s nothing in the house But a loaf-end of rye, And a harp with a woman’s head Nobody will buy,” And she began to cry. “Son,” said my mother, “Come,…
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Blob, looming over Rachel Summers and Kitty Pryde: End of the line, girlies. Nothing moves the Blob!
Rachel Summers telekinetically throws him into the sky.
Kitty Pryde: I thought nothing moved the Blob.
Rachel Summers: You know you can just say words, right? They don't have to be true or anything.
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
New tinyview exclusive, “kidneys” tinyview.com/the-other-en...
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
wishlisting Truck-kun is Supporting Me From Another World will NOT teach you the meaning of life, but it WILL teach you what a human being is* *we cannot be held legally responsible for how you come to define a human being after this video store.steampowered.com/app/3642010/...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A woman holds a nightcap and candle and says to her partner "OK I have the nightcap and candle." She leans in erotically and says "I'm ready to do an all-time "who goes there?" Wearing the nightcap and holding the candle in front of her face, she walks into a stone-brick lined room, steeped with shadows and says "who goes there?" Her partner embraces her affectionately and says "God, I'm so glad I met you on the "who goes there?" forums."
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
COMIC: Buying Greyskull
This single panel comic shows the Greyskull Castle from He-Man. A for-sale sign is out front. A well dressed female real estate agent holds a clip board as Ram Man, Man at Arms, and He-Man (all He-Man characters) stand taking to the agent. He-Man is now wearing a hardhat, a hammer hanging from his fur shorts, and a wrench poking out from behind his back.
AGENT: This fixer-upper needs a lot of work: electrical, plumbing, foundation…
CAPTION UNDER COMIC: Ram-Man and Man-at-Arms took a pass, but Hand-E-Man made an all cash offer.

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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Maseylia - Wishlist on Steam @solbrothers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When you're stuck at a platforming sequence and finally reach that flow state
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
action therapist trailer 1-4
PANEL 1: Title screen for Action Therapist, "Cognitive Behavioral Therapy...By NIGHT"

PANEL 2: an ESRB rating of MATURE for Blood and Gore, Sexual Content, Attachment Issues

PANEL 3: A cab has pulled up to an airport arrivals terminal and Dr. Mariposa is getting in.

CABBIE: "All the way out to the university, eh? Well, it's your dollar, Mac..."

PANEL 4: The cabbie is driving Dr. Mariposa through the downpour.

CABBIE: "Did they ever find that famous professor lady who went missing up there?"

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is still in his dripping trenchcoat and being talked to by Dean Hondo, a heavyset duck with a beard and a coffee mug.

DEAN HONDO: "We're confident your...memory issues...won't keep you from a full load of case work."

PANEL 6: 

DEAN HONDO: "Keep an eye on your Psy points. They can unleash special attacks and combos, but run out and you go nuts."PANEL 1: a mockup of a video game screen. Dr. Mariposa stands in the foreground and Diane in the background in a building. 

DIANE: "The police told me to take an ibuprofen and get over it..."

PANEL 2: the player, as Dr. Mariposa, is prompted to TALK

TALK: "Say more on that" 3 PSY
"That sounds like judgment." 5 PSY

PANEL 3: Diane is crying into her hands.

DIANE: "...Maybe you are the therapist who will break the terrible curse."

PANEL 4: Different view of a break room with stats for Dr. Mariposa. This area is called ADMIN BLDG BREAK ROOM and there are menu options to
MAKE COFFEE
MICROWAVE
BULLETN BOARD
DISH WASHER

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is in an aquarium talking to a different patient. Again the player is prompted to TALK: "Let's go deeper on that." 3 PSY
"You're being pretty hard on yourself." 10 PSY

PANEL 6: screenshot of a cinema scene where Dr. Mariposa is looking angrily at a pouncing astronaut

MYSTERIOUS ASTRONAUT: "You won't traverse the catacombs of my mind so easily, Doc!"PANEL 1: Dr. Mariposa is standing in ruins under a purple sky and a wrong-looking moon. Its strange light shines on a pinkish lake. Crystal, a duck in a uniform from a restaurant is there.

CRYSTAL: "I'll tell you everything, but we can't tarry here..."

PANEL 2: The game interface shows a 24-hour pharmacy. Dr. Mariposa is a slightly higher level now but he has a CURSE status effect.

24 HOUR PHARMCY (NORTH)
* Fill scrip
* Develop photos
* Browse magazines
* Energy drinks

PANEL 3: Dr. Mariposa is talking to a shopkeeper in the faculty store. A flyer for a Walpurgis Night Sale 20% Off hangs behind him.

SHOPKEEPER: "I can only sell items to tenured faculty. You should publish a peer reviewed article!"

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in his underwear and his hair is messy. He's in his office. Diane is there and the sky is strange.

DIANE: "Maybe this CORN KEY x1 will be useful on your journey. It's been in my family for generations."

GOT CORN KEY x1

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is now talking to an astronaut in his office. The astronaut lays back on the couch in full spacesuit.

CMDR WALLACE: "We are building American pyramids on the moon, configured to strange geometries."

PANEL 6: Close up of a hand holding a book.

Text: "It's a paperback copy of Peter David's 1991 Star Trek: The Next Generation tie-in novel 'Vendetta'"PANEL 1: A spooky clocktower under a strange sky with an unsettling full moon. Bats are swooping around.

TEXT: "Maybe there's someone in the old clocktower who could benefit from talk therapy."

PANEL 2 : Game interface showing a treasure chest shaped like a corn on the cob.

TITLE: Hidden Corn Treasure Chest
Description: The small chest is shaped like a corn on the cob. It hums with a strange energy. 

USE KEY:
* Office Key
* Corn Key
* Citadel Key
* Empty

PANEL 3: Panel from a cinema scene where Crystal the waitress is leaning in to confide to Dr. Mariposa. 

CRYSTAL (here credited as only WAITRESS): "My mom tried to get me to go to therapy, but the therapist refused to talk about all the disappearances in town."

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in the clocktower at night. His flashlight is pointing at a nude woman, the Clocktower Hermit.

TALK: 
* "That's black and white thinking." 3 PSY
* "Would you say that to a friend?" 18 PSY

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is digging through a filing cabinet in a dark basement.

DR. MARIPOSA: "These are all my old patient notes from before the accident! But ... what are they doing here?"

PANEL 6: White text on black.

PHYSICIAN

HEAL THYSELF

FAST.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Why tf is my spellcheck AI powered now, it doesn't spell them properly afterwards D: I think it is about time I install a custom OS on my phone too...
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Switched over to DDG a while ago, it's quite nice to have a working search engjne again.
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Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Fuck this shit
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Feels quite nice to be working again after more than a year of doing nothing
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It's insane how often the bluesky app just straight up refuses to work. Can't swipe to switch feeds, profiles covering half the screen and trying to zoom in on pictures doesn't do jack. The artists here are the only real reason to stay.
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Gen Denelith @gendenelith.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
With the Steam sale up, I decided to create a list of my favourite games that are on sale, and luckily they all were there. They're all great and I will never shut up about them. All costs are in CAD, and they add up to the cost of GTA6 Ultimate Edition ($139.99). Not on purpose I swear). ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Last match of 10th Edition ended in a tie, even tho my opponent brought two Defilers and oneshotted my Monolith D:
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I wasn't ready for this level of existential dread afterwards
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It was well worth to catch the Digital Circus finale in cinema, amazing ending for an amazing show.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
time for the circus!
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I think I just made the best thing I ate this year.
A gyros casserole fresh out of the oven.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Finished my Technomancer! #40K
A slick looking Necron Technomancer
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Birb
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Happy #WebcomicDay! Let Me Play Devil’s Advocate: a devil hires a lawyer to help him with a class action lawsuit filed against him for all the evil he released into the world bsky.app/profile/wait...
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Loved the first Miitopia on my 2DS, so here we go again!
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Es ist so absurd, dass ich für die meisten Firmen erstmal nen Account anlegen soll, bevor ich mich bewerben kann.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Aktuell sitze ich an einem Plasmancer & 2 Kryptoknechten. Das hängende Gewand ist schon sehr nervig zu bemalen. Eigentlich würde ich das vor dem Zusammenbau bemalen, aber die Figur kam leider schon zusammengebaut in meinen Besitz. Bin trotzdem recht zufrieden bisher.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
WIP for my Necron Deathmarks, need to finish the remaining guns and then get to cleanup and highlighting. But quite happy with the Squad so far. Should be ready to take into Battle tomorrow
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Warum muss Kleber so klebrig sein D: Alles klebt hier, nur die Minis fallen auseinander qwq
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My Pen & Paper group is switching to DnD, we are playing an all bard party, so I made myself a Bard Ranger Tabaxi. Finished the sheet and model so far, just needs printing and painting. Also need a name for her. (Not the same DnD group my Dragonborn Artificer was made for.)
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