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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Joining DnD groups and starting Warhammer 40K was the best thing I did for my mental health in a loooong while. Less on the latter, fuck Space Marines and all their fleshy counterparts.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Noel is 100% right to keep ordering the same food.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Das soll ne Tafel sein?
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rdein @rdein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've written a post introducing Record of Dorathia, the dungeon crawler RPG project we have been working on these past few years. I hope you enjoy it! Let us know your thoughts! Link: www.bombservice.com/post/record-... #rdein_dev #redora
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The whole board is just insanely funny to me. It looks like a corrupted file
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Working for me
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nur wenn der Echtgeldshop mehr Seiten als das Spiel Modi hat
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Like my seasonal depression, the urge to play League has returned
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did you drop your candle?
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There is no way Rona out of all the people can answer her phone on time
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really pissed off Zeus in a past life. There isn't a day where I can step outside without getting soaking wet
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Life is already painful enough, why I would I want my food to hurt me even more
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
that was a long ass EA phase, let's see if it worked out
Picture of the Steam game Valheim with the Last Played date being March 6th 2021.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That page seems to be missing on the german site, thanks for the link!
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How does the Sunflower work? Do public employees know of the meaning or is it "just" for my own peace of mind and as a symbol for other "knowing" people? Did read through their website, but couldn't find a proper explanation :/
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is the shank a 1 or 6?
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What a joy to stumble upon this this early in the morning
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Noel deserves only the best
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 09/09/2026
Being in a relationship means opening yourself up to someone you can never fully know - a vulnerability that can be as wonderful as it can be dangerous. There's no saying the "right" thing to safely win someone's heart in Scarlet Hollow, because everyone has their own motivations outside of you.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I like doing math, but not so early in the morning...
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The new OoT Remake looks weird as hell
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Was canoeing for a few hours today. Quite the nice trip, but the shitting seating fucked up both my feet and now they have been cramping for hours :C
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was finally able to acquire the 2014 DnD Playerhandbook! No more phone in hand during combat
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

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HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Banger
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
oglaf.com/pinchybouquets/
Comic strip!
Panel 1
A pale yellow landscape hosts a face-off between a woman and a giant scorpion. You mean giant as in big for a scorpion? No. This is the size of a car.
anyhow, sorry-
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Scorpion- Sorry! Sorry! I didn't choose this!
woman- what?

Panel 2
Scorpion- I didn't ask to be a huge scorpion but I am. Claws and stinger are what I have to work with.

Panel 3
woman- So you're going to sting me to death for lack of options?

Panel 4
Scorpion- I don't like it any better than you do.
Woman- Well don't do it then. Open a florist or something.

Panel 5
Scorpion- Wait you can just do that?

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Market tent. It's a florist's and the scorpion stands behind the counter. A man browses the flowers.

panel 7
The man holds up flowers
Man- These jonquils are pathetic

Panel 8
The scorpion leaps at the man, stinger to his face
Scorpion- Shut the fuck up don't ever disrespect the flowers

Panel 9
the man lies on the ground foaming at the mouth
man- You're... a terrible florist...
Scorpion- Not from the flowers' viewpoint.
Flower- Damn straight
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One hell of a lineup
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Still salty that they axed their indie game programm after so many banger releases
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That would make for a sick dice bucket/tower
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Midnide @midnide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
After figureing out the Gun it was finished rather quick. Really happy how it turned out! #CICADAMATA #DigitalArt #FanArt
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tried educating myself about modal logic and hurt my brain instead :C
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Shitpost into the void long enough and the void will post shit back
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What are the purple ones?
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe videogames do drive kids to violence after all.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Handmade AI slop
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Aber du hast gewisse Überschneidungen im Interesse. Du bist zwar speziell Du, gehörst aber trotzdem zu Gruppe X (z.B. männlich 20-30 Jahre alt) und bekommst Werbung aus dem Pool für diese Zielgruppe angezeigt. Die 100% personalisierte Werbung ist "dank" KI dann auch bald möglich.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
KI-Werbung ist leider um einige Größenordnungen billiger. Und Otto Normal klickt da dann auch trotzdem drauf
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Now that's just unrealistic
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was intending for the waitress to be the ex, but that works too
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We still have a few layers to go tho
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Taken to a date at the hooters where you used to work until they replaced you with someone younger
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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Only eternal suffering in the fiery pits of hell.
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He will be diagnosed with Death
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am still a firm believer that Noel will get a happy ending out of this
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I love you and will fullfil your request, but you can be damn sure I will complain about it the whole time
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Do you ever sleep?
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Kelk1ng @kelk1ng.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You can be an expert in one field and still be a total idiot.
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