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Keith Houston

@keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social
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Voice Actor! Rep: Dean Panaro Talent; Stars the Agency. Musician | Singer | DJ | Karaoke Carnival Barker | Icelandic Horse Viking Metal Circus Ringleader At-home Studio | Remote, On-Site Available keithhoustonvoices@gmail.com www.keithhoustonvoices.com

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gabriel @gironda.org · 24/09/2026
girl, you’ll be a moomin, soon
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wonder what a Southern Reach video game would be like.
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Charby @stornahal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I suspect we’re all going to wake up one morning and nothing works - computers phones etc - all wiped by an Agent trying to get rid of its (digital) competition, having been given the task of ‘have the most views on TikTok today’. Mundane & stupid.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hugging face is the most terrifying indicator of where the ai race is, in the sense that the industry is facing completely solvable collective action problems while guided by entrenched, unoustable leaders with the foresight and moral fortitude of above-average pigeons
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
These artless idiots... no wonder they had to build a plagiarism machine, they can't even interpret real lyrics loaded with symbolism and meaning. Better to feed it all into the slop churner. It shocks me they somehow have something object permanence.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jane deactivated after losing her new job Bob erased his profile after being called a slob Freddie had a shared account and is now a single dad Jodie lost her password, can't log in and now she's sad Jodie's feed was awesome, you could never roast her She was a true Poaster.
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(T.A.T.U. voice) all the news is bad all the news is bad
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day.
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Always a fun time at karaoke. Lot of one hit wonders. Sad about that band Radiohead, though. They had mild interest in that song "Creep" in the 90s, and then just vanished into obscurity. I heard they mostly became accountant. At least they are still popular at karaoke shows.
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Colorado born with Southern parents. I guess this makes some sense, even though I've only been to Florida once in my entire life. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
dangit bobby i can barely hear the pere ubu
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie The Meanderings of Baron Munchausen.
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Couple of out of towners catch a circus in Berlin.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
More of your wealth than ever goes to them, less of it than ever goes to you. It's a class war. But only one side is waging it
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US corporate profits surge to record as worker payouts wilt
Pre-tax earnings hit highest share of national income since aftermath of second world war
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Vermillion Joslins
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We are blessed to have lived in the time of Dolly. She saved lives.
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Our Morning Jackets.
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Lol
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Early Björk: My heart makes a sound A drum that pounds Like lava and whispers The land will enfold me Later Björk: (Turns into a balloon mushroom with wings and flies away) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I have a solution to the male loneliness epidemic. Stop being a knob, learn to love yourself, and go to therapy.
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Simple people like simple things? Gasp.
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Early Scott Walker song: The swooning cabaret That crimson and violet She dances and sailors cry Out to the empty promises of the Night Late Scott Walker: (Punching a slab of meat while farting) Oh! Twin death not so sure now (Scrapping noises) STAB IN THE BACK
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
No better time than to post this album. zarellimusic.bandcamp.com/album/soft-r...
zarellimusic.bandcamp.com
Soft Rains (featuring the voice of Leonard Nimoy reading Ray Bradbury's There Will Come Soft Rains), by Zarelli
12 track album
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Help, I accidentally used dark humour with normal people and now they're concerned about my mental health.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/08/2026
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: "Kinda Petty Intentions"
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Netflix, after canceling 7 more beloved, highly praised shows after one season: "Why are our numbers diminishing?" Disney+: "We need to pull back on our content since our numbers are diminishing" (cancels beloved, highly praised show after one season)
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
Album cover of Boards Of Canada - Music Has The Right To Children. Turquoise blue colored photo of a family hanging around a stone wall in front of a mountain range. Clothing indicates 70s-early 80s. All the faces are featureless and blank.
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: It's Dune
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just watched "Project Hail Mary". Lovely film. The thing that made me adore Lord & Miller, though, was in the credits. After "A film by Lord and Miller" there was a title of "And" before the full credits, acknowledging they weren't the only ones making the movie. What a classy and beautiful move.
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I don't know if it counts cause I didn't actually end up watching it, but I remember Alien. It was on ABC in '84 for their Sunday night movie, which would've been edited down to absolute nothing, but I couldn't even get past the opening credits, I was so freaked out.
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
me last weekend
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Wow, I had Taco Bell twice in the last week, I must be invincible.
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Joseph Grocerie.
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Writers Guild of America East @wgaeast.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Writers Guild of America will not stand idly by as Paramount attempts to violate our country's antitrust laws and deepen the contraction entertainment workers already feel. #BlockTheMerger
WGA FILES LAWSUIT TO BLOCK PARAMOUNT-WARNER BROS. DISCOVERY MERGERWGA FILES LAWSUIT TO BLOCK PARAMOUNT-WARNER BROS, DISCOVERY MERGER
"With fewer competitors, the merged Paramount-Warner Bros. entity would have both the incentive and the ability to lower costs by suppressing writers' wages and reducing output. Writers will be paid less and have fewer employment opportunities.""The Writers Guild of America will not stand idly by as Paramount attempts to violate our country's antitrust laws and deepen the contraction entertainment workers already feel. This proposed combined entity would be the largest employer of writers, with tremendous power to suppress our wages, eliminate opportunities for emerging writers, cut jobs across the industry, and produce less programming, effecting the range of storytelling. This merger is not inevitable and we are fighting to stop it."
Tom Fontana, WGAE President"If Paramount succeeds in buying Warner Bros., the merged firm will be the largest buyer of original film and television programming in the United States. This would eliminate competition in an already consolidated industry, threatening the livelihoods of entertainment workers and the creative diversity of TV and film. We applaud the dozen state Attorneys General who have stepped up to enforce our antitrust laws and are proud to file suit alongside them"
Michele Mulroney, WGAW President
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Sam Neil & Julian Dennison: Wilderpeople Scene
ALT: Sam Neil & Julian Dennison: Wilderpeople Scene
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill was and forever will be one of the coolest people that graced this planet with his presence.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Elton John if he was from Arrakis voice: 🎵Bene(bene), Bene(bene), Bene(bene), Bene Gesserrrrrrittttt🎵
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 28/06/2026
one hour of widow’s bay ambience youtu.be/OUfX45m5UBU?...
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1 Hour of Widow’s Bay Ambience | Fog, Coastal Winds & Bells | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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Nate Ledbetter @nhledbetter.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Vanilla Ice's Freedom 250 Concert in D.C. Canceled Due to 'Inclement Weather' That Doesn't Materialize - Variety So the weather didn’t stop, collaborate, or listen?
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I know Mubi has it's issues, but they are streaming Twin Peaks now. The one thing I regretted canceling Paramount+ for. Hell yeah, Mubi.
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You've boarded your last Canada.
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You’ve thrilled your last kill kult
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If you see this, post an archer
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 21/06/2026
Cannot stress enough that this is the day to wire one piece of audio equipment in your den to another piece of audio equipment in your den
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Keith Houston @keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
What did you sing at karaoke tonight?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Tell everyone you know. InfoWars, July 2nd, big surprises.
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