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Chris Keiser

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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Van Der Poel absolutely turned himself inside out on that sprint to the line, wow
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ok, Tadej is an incredible time trialist and had 0:30 on third place, but Remco is in a class of his own, what a stage.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Suck on a bag of milk, Canada! You’ll need that universal healthcare for the broken hearts,
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Probably Calvin Johnson, aka Megatron
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Oregon, Alabama, et al after facing this woodchipper of a football team.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Indiana can sim to end from here to out Bama away, which would be a completely unintelligible sentence as recent as two years ago.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
It would be impossible to screw up a 10 point lead with :55 on the clock, right?
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I know I’m shouting into the void on here, but here’s the full 60 Minutes piece Bari Weiss spiked on behalf of the trump admin.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I love when they do L’Angliru on the Vuelta. Absolutely brutal climb with gradients over 20% in places, just the most punishing climb any of these guys will ever do.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
If Vingegaard doesn’t attack right now, he’s giving up any chance to gap Pogacar. You aren’t putting over 4’00” on Pogacar in 8.5kms unless you’re on a motorcycle.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Primoz Roglic is bombing down this descent like he hasn’t crashed out of the last three TdFs he’s contested.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Pogačar just sat on Jonas’ wheel the whole day, looming just behind him for hours. He didn’t have to attack there in the last 500 meters, he just wanted Jonas to know he could have gapped him at any point on the final climb. Just a stone cold killer move.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The crowd is in so tight on the riders that Jonas couldn’t swing out to attack even if he wanted to.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Welp, Remco is cooked.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
POGI MY GOODNESS. Nobody knows how to step on the necks of the competition like he does. Just demoralizing, frankly. Vingo passes Remco and Pogi *still* puts 0:36 into Vingo. Mind blowing performance today.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
My goodness Pogi.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Roglic riding with a massive chip on his shoulder today.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
OH NO! DISASTER POGI!
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
It takes a lot for me to feel anything approaching patriotic lately, but watching Quinn Simmons in the Tour this year, with that US Road Race champion jersey, going on mad solo attacks, out on breakaways, and generally being combative, has me feeling very AMERICA FUCK YEAH.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
It is extremely funny to listen to Bob Roll and Phil Liggett try to fill time on air during a stage like today where there is absolutely nothing happening. No breakaway, no nothing.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
NBA: Hawks, Magic NFL: my poor, cursed Falcons NHL: Lightning MLB: Braves WNBA: Don’t really follow, but I guess the Dream Futbol: Orlando City (since I live here now and go to their games), Atlanta United (still my hometown) College: Georgia Tech
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
2025 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎 19. 🐎
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Please highlight this story. ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago. kfor.com/news/local/w...
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'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects
A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Just between you and me I'm getting sick of being ruled by the shittiest, meanest, wrongest, stupidest, evilest people alive
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/02/2025
"what do you expect dems to even DO?" filibuster every bill. refuse to cooperate on anything unless demands are met. then cancel their vacations to filibuster some more. tell every single dem in gov that disloyalty = no reelection funds yknow, the stuff GOP have been doing successfully for years
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Brad Reed @bwreed.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran
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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Ah ok, well, glad we know now, I guess.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/01/2025
what the FUCK
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
And with that play…
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Art. This game is art.
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
That kickoff return was almost the funniest possible way for Auburn to lose this game.
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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