Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My dad’s email from 1996 until the day he died three years ago was @ bellsouth.net. He might have been the last person on their email servers. 050
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Also, obligatory “not an airport, no need to announce your departure” 030
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“criticism doesn’t work on you” well, for me to accept criticism, I’d have to respect you, so there’s your first mistake 120
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If that was me, I’d have to demand my character at least have a name and get in the credits. Not gonna get eel fucked for background day rate. 1210
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sorry, I’m not going to “compromise” on basic human decency. This is the most naive, privileged take I’ve heard in a while and you should be embarrassed for putting it out here. 010
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Everyone in the media was fine with (correctly) treating him like the pariah he is for the last few years when he was hurt and/or playing like shit, but as soon as he has a couple good games they immediately flip to whitewashing the whole thing. Big Ben and Kobe Bryant got the same treatment. 1111
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’ll do Run To You or Cuts Like A Knife for karaoke sometimes. I can’t quite get the same raspiness he does and his vocal range is a bit higher than mine, but I can do it justice. 001
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“I’ll rate that translation, computer, but you’re not gonna like it.” 000
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I mean, I’d be afraid to end up on a list if I answered that truthfully. 030
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The thing I miss the most about being able to eat gluten is a good sandwich. I’ll be living vicariously through your sandwich journey. 010
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If I had to rank them, Lane would definitely be my #1 pick for CFB Coach Most Likely To Suffer From AI Psychosis. 000
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think he just kinda looks like that all the time. Skin like a Slim Jim that got left in a tanning bed. 000
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I though I was struggling with my deadlift at the gym at 305x5 reps, but I made it through and realized I messed up my plate math and actually had 345 on the bar. Goofed by 15% more weight that I should have had and still finished the set with good form. 010
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I just think Dave is too otherwise popular, mostly among my demographic (schlumpy white guys from the suburbs who were in high school in the 90s) to fall into that category. 000
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Broken clock, blind squirrel, monkeys with typewriters, etc 040
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Her fortune would allow Travis to divert all of his wealth into Cincinnati NIL. 040
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You’re forgetting that we will succeed where all others have failed because we are Built Different. 020
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026static.klipy.comPaul Johnson of Georgia Tech EscortedALT: Paul Johnson of Georgia Tech Escorted 000
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Live your life in such a way that people are sad to see you go, not celebrating your absence. 0280
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Agreed, but I have to make room for: “I sleep in a racing car, do you?” “I sleep in a big bed with my wife.” 021
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It’s the Free Hat and they go for it every time. 010
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026So when do we find out she’s a foreign intelligence asset? Before or after midterms? 040
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026That’s not the intent of these bills and pretending otherwise is letting these Christian nationalists off the hook. It’s to make indoctrination in public schools easier, plain and simple. 0271
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026When LLMs are anything other than Wrong Answer Machines, maybe this will be something to ask. 000
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I like SMBC too, but this doesn’t pass the smell test. We all have dumb and bad ideas from time to time, but we don’t have to put them on social media for the world to see. 050
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This feels like movie studios trying to make Jared Leto happen. Who is out there demanding more Pat McAfee? 080
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This was my personal “did you know Viggo Mortensen actually broke his foot when he kicked that Uruk-hai helmet?” fun fact for years. 000
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Tua’s brain will be fully liquefied by Week 5, and Penix will be extremely mediocre for the next three games before his knees both explode because they’re made of dry pasta, and Cooper fuckin Rush will be starting by week 9. 000
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Just glad to get it done now and not drag it out through the preseason, let Gibbs reset the market, and end up paying more. 110
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 04/08/2026A bowl of cereal with no milk really is the same as punting from the 38 in plus territory down by a TD with 2:45 on the clock and no TOs if you think about it. 000
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026As a lifelong Paul Johnson/Flexbone appreciator, /salute. 000
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I appreciate that this was the song that I think truly broke Pat’s brain. 000
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026She was heard saying “this is for recording Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” before firing 140
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I don’t know how it works and I refuse to learn. This is my technology rubicon. 0140
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Sean, buddy, give it up. He’s not gonna fuck you, you’re way too old. 010
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I live in Orlando and during Hurricane Ian, a tree fell down at about 3AM and smashed through our pool enclosure and patio roof and clipped the house. I was a little shaken up and said “well surely that’s the worst of it” and then at 6am another goddamn tree fell on the house. 010
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If she tries that on the 06:00 Shut The Fuck Up Express flight from MCO to ATL. 0330
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 28/07/2026He needs a Vuelta and Paris-Roubaix to complete his trophy case. He’s probably going to run the Vuelta in a few weeks. He was so, so close to the P-R this year, but Wout Van Aert outsprinted him at the line. He also needs a World TT championship, but he’s gonna have to beat Remco in a TT. 020
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 27/07/2026That enormous dork has been trying to make this happen since PayPal. 010
Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Van Der Poel absolutely turned himself inside out on that sprint to the line, wow 010
