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Michael Hoag

@hoagmichael.bsky.social
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It is college football season 🦆

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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I'm having a bad time (football)
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It’s a shame this happened too late for somebody to make it a couples costume somehow
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The Dodgers actually having healthy October starting pitching is a sadistic "uh oh, Happy learned how to putt"!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Great command of the language on display here
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Military families being able to buy groceries is woke now.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2025
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
If I have any credibility with you from 20 years of reporting on rightwing & fascist movements, please listen when I beg you not to celebrate Charlie Kirk getting shot. Leave aside morality: this isn’t a match in dry grass, it’s a torch. We do not want what this could ignite & we would not win.
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Same
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
people are asking if this is a bad omen but last time it happened we went to 12-0 so
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
My two month old daughter saw Ohio State score a touchdown and immediately threw up. I get it.
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
‘Addams Family Values’ (1993) 🎥 🥂 🖤
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Anyone who’s ever headbanged in their life owes Ozzy a small debt
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Cal Raleigh 🍑🔱
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 30/06/2025
"you taught the world about freedom and it's time for us to return the favor" hot damn
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Happy baseball day to those who celebrate
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 18/03/2025
everything is bad but baseball starts in 5.5 hours
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Andrew J. Flowerday @ajflowerday.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
God bless this author and her reply
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Justin Russo @flybyknite.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Ladies and gentlemen. The HOLY GRAIL has been achieved.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
hell yes
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
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Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Tremendous new addition to the Louvre
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Every year Tom Cruise and Tig Notaro look more alike.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Shameful and murderous www.propublica.org/article/trum...
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I don’t know what to tell you. The dodgers had terrible owners who bankrupt the team 13 years ago. Then they got owners who didn’t use the dodgers as their own personal piggy bank and instead invested $$ in the stadium, player development and talented FAs. Every billionaire owner can do this!
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The narrative pivot from “lol the dodgers are historical chokers who never win anything” to “the dodgers are so good it’s unfair to me personally and also bad for baseball!!!” in like a 3 month span has really been something to behold!
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
You just know some running back out there is deeply hurt to find out they weren’t on this group chat.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 09/01/2025
FYI my pal Eva and comrades have been doing the work supporting unhoused people in LA for YEARS and I can 100000000% percent vouch that any funds you send to her will be used for direct aid. Venmo here: venmo.com/u/Catherine-...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 31/12/2024
trump’s apparent obsession with invading canada — and obsession with territorial conquest in general — is only funny insofar that you can use it to make fun of dipshits who backed or apologizes for him because he was “antiwar.” otherwise, it is genuinely quite concerning.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This all leads to the Lions pasting them in the Super Bowl, inshallah
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Shoutout to Phil Knight
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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
MIGHTY OREGON
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/12/2024
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Ducks by two touchdowns today
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
See in, of course, West LA
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Very excited to go to the vet. (Just getting 💉💉)
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 30/11/2024
THATS COLLEGE FOOTBALL BABY
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
@janecoaston.bsky.social Top Tier All PI offense just now
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Uncling v v hard at the moment
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
@darthbluesky.bsky.social you ever get stuck on a plane next to a baby? It’s the best.
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Absolutely one of the most important musical influences of my teenage years.
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Line her up in the slot. What have you got to lose?
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Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
This so cool. I can’t wait for our cities to learn absolutely nothing from this and just give more money to cops instead.
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