Reposted by Tom JensenNight of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Game of Thrones started in 2011 which means the first wave of Khaleesis will be getting their driver's licenses next year 12620140
Reposted by Tom JensenUnited Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Curious how you can help? We ask that you sign our petition for Wizards to voluntarily recognize our union, share it with your communities, and keep an eye on this account for future updates! actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...actionnetwork.orgStand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!The Dungeons & Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo... 91525758
Reposted by Tom JensenSteffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026MEANWHILE, in Canada, meet Brady Rogers, the reluctant politician who's fed up and thinks he can do better. His sign says "I barely want to do this." His website says, "I guess I'm running for Kelowna city council." His business? Recycling plastic into cool things. 19377102
Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The best white collar CSRs used to work in restaurants You can tell It installs a lot of customer service and effieciency skills you still need because people suck no matter what your actually being asked to do, and the person has an appreciation for how fucking cushy the sit down email job is 000
Reposted by Tom JensenLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's actually not AI! They make great pins, especially this extremely well-worded horse one. collabs.shop/oj6gks 1123020
Reposted by Tom JensenAysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Control is a power fantasy because Jesse is a superhero alien telekinetic person who can fly, but also because she’s a woman who walks into a government agency where they immediately put her in charge 114219
Reposted by Tom JensenThe Ice Cube Cometh - Solo @theicecubecometh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What if we kissed by the trans-inclusive hostile architecture spike strips? 👉👈 (stolen from elsewhere) 2183
Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So theres this pho place on the water near the yacht club. 001
Reposted by Tom JensenEric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026GET HIS ASS, TOBIAS. FUCK DAVID UP 2406
Reposted by Tom Jensenᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This genuinely made me laugh out loud today 104037816
Reposted by Tom JensenSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191503868
Reposted by Tom JensenAmy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Arena homepage got us all thinking... youtube.com/shorts/JZ-M6...youtube.comAjani's big momentYouTube video by Amazonian 4505
Reposted by Tom JensenSarah L Miles / IAmGiantWoman 🔜 MCM @iamgiantwoman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Dear people of Bristol: are you okay? Is there anything the rest of us need to know? 2226561
Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Single person. Living alone. 9-5 ing in a different municipality. Meaning I'm not here most of the time (and its not cold yet). Water is in the strata fees. "Rent is the ceiling, mortgage is the floor". Which is technically true, but almost literally a buck a day for electricity is nothing? 100
Reposted by Tom JensenChar's lil meow meow mewtype @mewtype.online · 14/09/2026nvm the twitter credit card rules lmao 5739171
Reposted by Tom JensenFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/09/2026no, i’m not a *broken* man on a Halifax pier - i’m just a really disappointed one 1421122
Reposted by Tom Jensen ~Moyashi Mei🌱🌙~ @letsongakemi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgfracture #fanart 20404122
Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just rolled credits on Dawntrail. Seems like the big lesson learned from 7.0+ is "dont have a scion be there if theyre not needed. Showing up to say a line and then piss off is distracting". 000
Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 12/09/2026When an indian family takes over the local mom n pop pizza place you know its the good shit! 020
Reposted by Tom JensenDrake, Gender Thief🏳️⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 10/09/2026#MTGFracture #Vorthos 012138
Reposted by Tom JensenTriske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 10/09/2026(closes Magic Story) time to make a funeral pyre and throw radley in it 3436
Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh we be doing the thing! Every three years we have what I call "the big dumb talk". 🍿 000
Reposted by Tom JensenShivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Desi Chandra lets fucking goooooo 815514
Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Seems legit. Protip. The CRA will NEVER. NEVER! Do this. They will either deposit directly to your account because you went into their portal and manually out the account info there beforehand, or cheque in the mail. Again. NEVER. "click here for the money." At least it didnt say "canadian irs". 001
Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 07/09/2026And a merry day off with pay/ holiday bonus to you all. Join a Union. 000
Reposted by Tom JensenDon Gato 🐱🐈⬛🐶🐺🌈🐯 @dongato-1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Tyrannosaurus Cat 😹😹😹😹😹😹 9465571002
Reposted by Tom JensenRacecar 🔜 HHFC26 @racecarart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"I will never be a memory." #FF7 #art #birds 324391
Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Im wondering that kinda heart to heart Karn and Tam would have? 000
Reposted by Tom JensenDavis Bickford @davis.social · 05/09/2026non-remake? this is wishbone erasure 624321
Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Off to write another exam in a bit and Id like to reiterate my seething hatred for whoever writes the questions. "Which coverage isn't not excluded?" and other such double tripple negative horseplop. These are also essay questions so mis reading the aforementioned horseplop is 0 marks. no partials. 000
Reposted by Tom JensenLyght, DinoGirl @indominus-lux.bsky.social · 03/09/2026When the moon in the sky Ate the concept of time That's [redacted] 17119
Reposted by Tom JensenLordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hello fellow travelers, is this a safe spot for me to escape woke gamers? 942555
Reposted by Tom JensenBarney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Local man says US officials need to stop being whiny little flaccid b*tches and pretend to be adults for a minute without actually saying US officials need to stop being whiny little flaccid b*tches and pretend to be adults for a minute.nationalpost.comCarney tells U.S. to stop 'doing memes' and 'throwing shade' as war of words escalatesPrime Minister Mark Carney said Americans should "stop doing memes, stop throwing shade, stop trying to be tough, and start being serious." 18543121
Reposted by Tom Jensen✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026This brought me joy. 98149393626
Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Seller who told me to fuck off now has it listed for 10k lower than my my opening offer and 23k lower than my highest offer. Im feeling so smug right now. 020
Reposted by Tom JensenAlison Lührs @alisontheperson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Humbled and thrilled to share I wrote the story for Reality Fracture, the end of Magic’s Echoverse Arc! It was a joy to collaborate with old friends and return to the Multiverse once again. 3351955
Reposted by Tom JensenDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry is survived by his frequent co-star, a big spooky mansion 63959596