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Tom Jensen

@keicowku.bsky.social
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MTG vorthos. Aspiring gymrat. Gay nerd on Vancouver Island

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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Game of Thrones started in 2011 which means the first wave of Khaleesis will be getting their driver's licenses next year
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Curious how you can help? We ask that you sign our petition for Wizards to voluntarily recognize our union, share it with your communities, and keep an eye on this account for future updates! actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
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Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons & Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo...
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Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MEANWHILE, in Canada, meet Brady Rogers, the reluctant politician who's fed up and thinks he can do better. His sign says "I barely want to do this." His website says, "I guess I'm running for Kelowna city council." His business? Recycling plastic into cool things.
lawn sign with a grumpy man in a "DADLIFE" sweatshirt and the sign says "I barely want to do this" with his name and campaignHi, I’m Brady.
Do I enjoy politics? No.

Do I know what I’m doing? No.

But am I qualified? Also no. 

I was born in Williams Lake and raised in Kelowna since I was 10. These are the streets I biked every day, the cars I threw crab apples at (sorry), and the parks I played in. Seeing this city grow has been cool, but with growth has come a whole new spectrum of challenges. Running for council is the last thing I saw myself doing this year. I don’t like meetings, I don’t like having to be certain places at certain times, and I’m allergic to stuffy offices. But unfortunately, I happen to like Kelowna, and think I can help do some good.I guess I’m running for Kelowna city council.
Support the campaignI graduated from UBCO in 2015ish (long story) and worked for 4 years as a robotic automation engineer. As cool as the job was, it was soulless, and I wanted to use my abilities for more than just helping huge companies save money. 

Since 2019, I’ve been building The Rogerie.
Starting as a farmers market booth beside the mall, my wife and I began turning plastic waste into new products in our laundry room. Seven painful years later, and we have a pretty awesome shop downtown by Sprout (come check it out!) where you’ll find me just about every day.
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david 🇵🇸 @jellboi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
okay so
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The best white collar CSRs used to work in restaurants You can tell It installs a lot of customer service and effieciency skills you still need because people suck no matter what your actually being asked to do, and the person has an appreciation for how fucking cushy the sit down email job is
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Motherfucking milkshake duck. God fucking dammit.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's actually not AI! They make great pins, especially this extremely well-worded horse one. collabs.shop/oj6gks
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Control is a power fantasy because Jesse is a superhero alien telekinetic person who can fly, but also because she’s a woman who walks into a government agency where they immediately put her in charge
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The Ice Cube Cometh - Solo @theicecubecometh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What if we kissed by the trans-inclusive hostile architecture spike strips? 👉👈 (stolen from elsewhere)
spike strips on a ledge, painted in the trans flag colors. Behind the strips, a sign: This window ledge is private property seating is not allowed
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So theres this pho place on the water near the yacht club.
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GET HIS ASS, TOBIAS. FUCK DAVID UP
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Glonzo In Exile 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇬🇱 @glonzo-in-exile.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tweet from JJ McCullough:

Been talking a lot about the BC Conservative race with people lately, insiders and outsiders. It really seems to me that Kerry-Lynnw Findlay is the pick. She unified people, has the least baggage, and the most experience. It's been a pretty impressive campaign.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Arena homepage got us all thinking... youtube.com/shorts/JZ-M6...
youtube.com
Ajani's big moment
YouTube video by Amazonian
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Sarah L Miles / IAmGiantWoman 🔜 MCM @iamgiantwoman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dear people of Bristol: are you okay? Is there anything the rest of us need to know?
Screenshot from the Waze driving which states “This place has moved. Bristol has moved to a new location” .
A fact that confuses me, as I assumed Bristol was relatively static.
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Single person. Living alone. 9-5 ing in a different municipality. Meaning I'm not here most of the time (and its not cold yet). Water is in the strata fees. "Rent is the ceiling, mortgage is the floor". Which is technically true, but almost literally a buck a day for electricity is nothing?
A monthy electricity bill for $33.54.
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Char's lil meow meow mewtype @mewtype.online · 14/09/2026
nvm the twitter credit card rules lmao
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/09/2026
no, i’m not a *broken* man on a Halifax pier - i’m just a really disappointed one
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~Moyashi Mei🌱🌙~ @letsongakemi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgfracture #fanart
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Truman the Gray Merchant @trumangraymerchant.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just rolled credits on Dawntrail. Seems like the big lesson learned from 7.0+ is "dont have a scion be there if theyre not needed. Showing up to say a line and then piss off is distracting".
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When an indian family takes over the local mom n pop pizza place you know its the good shit!
Shahi Paneer Pizza
Creamy Shahi Sauce, paneer, green pepper, tomato, onion, chili flakes and mozza.
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#MTGFracture #Vorthos
Tam asking Emrakul if she wants to partner up
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So... um.... standards gonna be fun.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 10/09/2026
(closes Magic Story) time to make a funeral pyre and throw radley in it
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh we be doing the thing! Every three years we have what I call "the big dumb talk". 🍿
An email announcing that a union collective agreement bargaining process is underway.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
r/superman
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What is Superman's "Kryptonite"?
In literature, mythology, and comic books heroes often have a "kryptonite" or "Achilles's heel", basically a weakness that makes them vulnerable.
I'm curious what fans here would consider to be
Superman's "Kryptonite"?
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is permanently banned from
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xantchaslegacy.bsky.social @xantchaslegacy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Desi Chandra lets fucking goooooo
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Seems legit. Protip. The CRA will NEVER. NEVER! Do this. They will either deposit directly to your account because you went into their portal and manually out the account info there beforehand, or cheque in the mail. Again. NEVER. "click here for the money." At least it didnt say "canadian irs".
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Spazzy @spazzy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And a merry day off with pay/ holiday bonus to you all. Join a Union.
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Don Gato 🐱🐈‍⬛🐶🐺🌈🐯 @dongato-1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus Cat 😹😹😹😹😹😹
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Racecar 🔜 HHFC26 @racecarart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I will never be a memory." #FF7 #art #birds
A painting of a sword-billed hummingbird with Sephiroth's hair and shoulder armor, emerging from a wall of flame like in Final Fantasy VII.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Im wondering that kinda heart to heart Karn and Tam would have?
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 05/09/2026
non-remake? this is wishbone erasure
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Off to write another exam in a bit and Id like to reiterate my seething hatred for whoever writes the questions. "Which coverage isn't not excluded?" and other such double tripple negative horseplop. These are also essay questions so mis reading the aforementioned horseplop is 0 marks. no partials.
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Lyght, DinoGirl @indominus-lux.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When the moon in the sky Ate the concept of time That's [redacted]
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hello fellow travelers, is this a safe spot for me to escape woke gamers?
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Zoom. And enhance!
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
An orca talking into a microphone.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Local man says US officials need to stop being whiny little flaccid b*tches and pretend to be adults for a minute without actually saying US officials need to stop being whiny little flaccid b*tches and pretend to be adults for a minute.
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Carney tells U.S. to stop 'doing memes' and 'throwing shade' as war of words escalates
Prime Minister Mark Carney said Americans should "stop doing memes, stop throwing shade, stop trying to be tough, and start being serious."
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This brought me joy.
A photo of a stovetop with a casserole and an open bag of chips right behind it. With the stove dials in the background, the bag looks like a giant excited mouth with eyes very happy about the casserole. Next to the photo is digital art recreating the photo as an actual super happy creature holding a casserole
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Seller who told me to fuck off now has it listed for 10k lower than my my opening offer and 23k lower than my highest offer. Im feeling so smug right now.
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Alison Lührs @alisontheperson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Humbled and thrilled to share I wrote the story for Reality Fracture, the end of Magic’s Echoverse Arc! It was a joy to collaborate with old friends and return to the Multiverse once again.
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Tom Jensen @keicowku.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Proud. Regal. Floof.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry is survived by his frequent co-star, a big spooky mansion
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