Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026tarot reader: this card is called guy getting stabbed, it’s a major arcana recipient: oh, that’s concerning reader: no, it’s upside down so it’s great news. it’s beside the happy baby card recipient: wow, great! reader: in this context the happy baby is an ill portent of doom 1280
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026designer: i want to do something ill advised with our tools engineer type 1: i have wisdom and guidance to share on this topic so that i may nurture your learning! engineer type 2, blowing dust off a large gun from the cabinet labeled BANNED TECH: here, kid. just don't pull the trigger indoors 28715
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026trader joe’s is a cursed place for me. i will emerge from the store with a full cart, somehow having forgotten to buy eggs or milk but with 49 boxes of Trader Joe’s Presents - FunnyOs: Pork Rind Breakfast Cereal With A Hint Of Sriracha And Honey-Lime 2300
Reposted by Katie Chironisdrilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me 2047171035
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026producer: the engineering team's all busy, so we slated your feature request for work in 17 years. or you could ask Gorg designer: who? producer: he's that guy who has no job description. lives in a pond. eats entrails. he will implement your feature immediately. you didn't hear it from me, though 1240459
Reposted by Katie Chironisalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026said it before and i'll say it again: the number one writing hack is just to make friends. you can either spend an hour in an obscure & contentious reddit forum trying to figure out what a 2012 camaro sounds like or you can ask your buddy, the Car Guy 181787346
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026started a BotW family playthrough, and husband and i take turns playing with the kids. today i showed them all the secret mom combat techniques their dad doesn’t use: running away, exploiting enemy vision ranges, and killing things with 1000 arrows rather than entering melee range 2821
Reposted by Katie ChironisBrie @briechindeyerle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Louder for people in the back, "Art has throughput and quality bars. Engineering has velocity, defect rates, build health. QA has coverage and escape rates. Production has burndowns and forecasts... The decision layer has status updates." www.productionalchemist.com/p/inever-see...productionalchemist.comI Have Never Seen a Game Fail Because the Artists Were Too SlowAI is optimising the cheapest part of production 418362
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026i love in medias res experiences so much that my first final fantasy game was X-2, on accident, and i played all 100 hours without questioning it. at the end i was like “dang they never really fully covered who that unnamed blonde guy was but it’s probably not important” 1401
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026that was great. the parents dancing, the stairwell scene with iris at the end. great stuff 020
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 27/07/20261000xRESIST is now firmly in the top slot for “games that have made me cry the most.” great videogame. it’s about so many different things and yet it all comes together so well, like a poem. 2033949
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026lots of big differences between people who play RPGs and people who don’t, but IMO the sharpest skill check is “have you intimately memorized the layout of a japanese high school or not” 3642
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026airports suck, but Burbank is the best airport. parking lot is approx 39 inches from your plane. you think you want your bag from baggage claim? they’ve already psychic beamed it directly into your car trunk, have a nice day. only 1 restaurant, but it’s Guy Fieri themed, as all restaurants should be 14915
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026did not know about the uma musume live concert situation and now i need to lock in and do research 010
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026every company in 2026: we have three scaled agile orgs and 70 billion invested in M&A to build a transmedia empire across digital, physical, and retail, with first efforts landing 10 fiscal years from now satoshi tajiri in 1990: i just like bug collecting 0573
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026watching/playing pokemon with my kids has given me a new appreciation for the insane transmedia strategy this IP had right out of the gate. a banger video game series, CCG, and a solid tie-in anime in the same 12 months? could a company in 2026 ever hope to pull that off??? 7842
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026it's pretty bleak times right now but i'm hoping that whatever is on the other side of this, it looks a lot like rebuilding those trust structures in new contexts and within new ways of working. what will it look like-- who tf knows-- but i think deep working relationships are at the heart of it. 41204
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026this is also (IMO) why a lot of the covid-era fresh startups fell by the wayside- you can have a studio pedigree 20 pages deep but if there's no trust, then it's hard to really make anything. and trust takes time and continuous shared wins (and shared failures) to build; there isn't a shortcut. 11578
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026my belief is that at the end of the day, great games are made by groups of people who have high trust with each other & can fluidly execute a shared vision. which is a small part of why these layoffs are so devastating- it's not just about jobs, it's about these "trust structures" being torn apart. 71392301
Reposted by Katie ChironisAmmnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/10/2025BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you! 4173582268
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 22/06/2026(looking at blueprint) jesus christ, who worked on this content last? this is in terrible condition. i would never shame anyone, but i need to see who it was and shake my head in disdain a little. let's go check the perforce history an-- 91414
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 20/06/2026i have two children, and they are very different. we saw a little bird on the lawn this morning, a bird we’d never seen before. my daughter, 4, said “wow, so cute!” my son, 2.5, pointed and stated emphatically “i eat him” 418919
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026this is an interesting idea! i hadn't considered moving them to a safe storage place. 000
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026you can't even play most of these games anymore. from a commercial standpoint, who cares! we're all on to the next thing! but deleting them feels like saying a deceased person's name for the last time for some reason. so here i am, slowly amassing this horde of dead things i can't bear to part with. 1461
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026went to clean up my hard drive today, got to Steam. there are folders in here for games now defunct-- Highguard, Concord, Marvel's Avengers; and other folders for private "friends & family" betas for games that never shipped, or may not ship. i need the HDD space back. and yet. 1570
Reposted by Katie Chironis𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 13/06/2026the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw 2481793900
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026instant tears. thank you Destiny 2 for being an important space for me and my friends over the years and for giving me some of the highest highs i've experienced while gaming. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUz...youtube.comDestiny 2 | So Far, TogetherYouTube video by Destiny 2 0222
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026only north america for this role, unfortunately! 010
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026there's this social gameplay designer role, too, which would also work closely with me. if you like to make joyful player interactions that feel great and drive meaningful coop experiences, come work with us! job-boards.greenhouse.io/teamlfg/jobs...job-boards.greenhouse.ioStaff Gameplay Designer - Social (Contract)United States, Remote 32716
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026hi friends- we're looking to hire a progression designer on my team! we're remote friendly (1 onsite/year) and implementation skills are a must for this role. i absolutely love this team and game. i'm not the hiring manager, but my DMs are open for questions! job-boards.greenhouse.io/teamlfg/jobs...job-boards.greenhouse.ioPrincipal Progression Economy DesignerUnited States, Remote 911585
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 10/06/2026five years ago i gave my husband a cute nickname in my phone, but i have to say now (years later) it is really fucking humbling to be struggling thru the Costco aisles with two screaming kids and barking into my phone, “siri, i said CALL HUSBANDOLORIAN” 1725
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026wake up hikaru utada, we need you on the front lines girl bsky.app/profile/wari... 0120
Reposted by Katie Chironis/noclip @noclipvideo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026nocaps takes a look at the history of Game Jams, the commercial games they've spawned, and the future of the form in the absence of Ludum Dare. WATCH NOW on noclip_2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=XONj... (by @nocapsbb.bsky.social)youtube.comthe Past, Present & Future of Game Jams - nocaps_2YouTube video by noclip_2 310019
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I feel like “really good 007 game” was not on my bingo card and now everyone’s sayin it’s good, i gotta play it 2120
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 08/06/2026sometimes late at night i am confronted with a troubling thought: maybe in 2026 everyone has just forgotten how to make video games. then i am confronted with a more troubling thought: perhaps we actually never knew how to make video games in the first place 1221417
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026watching F1 from a game design perspective is so funny because all of the rulesets and guidelines amount to We Didn’t Think Car Could Be Like That 3423
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 03/06/2026if i must go out early, let it be via stealth kill 020
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 03/06/2026future career goals? honestly if the opportunity aligns someday, i would love to be the guy standing on top of the shed with my rifle, looking around in a little 180 degree vision cone and waiting for the protagonist to come by 4321
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 01/06/20262026 feminism is about rejecting the emotional & mental labor inflicted upon you by Okta Verify 413130
Katie Chironis @kchironis.bsky.social · 24/05/2026thoughts & prayers for the rocket league team who are transitioning from UE3 to UE6 in one fell swoop, that is a hell of a jump (but yes the cars do look pretty) www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5d7...youtube.comRocket League x Unreal Engine 6 - Official Reveal Announcement TrailerYouTube video by IGN 0292