Reposted by katreAmy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this is not my first day on the internet and i was forged in the fires of usenet 1221
Reposted by katrekatre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 17/09/2026Every four years it's "oh, no, the Olympics are boring, no one cares", but then you try a little change to spice things up and they go crazy. 1322
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 06/08/2026My absolute favorite(*) driving story was when I lived in Houston, 27 years ago, I saw a TV news report about bad drivers. They interviewed a little old lady who said she never used her turn signals "because ain't nobody got no right to know where I'm goin'!" (*) Least favorite. 173
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 05/08/2026This morning I decided to go to the second-best bagel shop for breakfast, and as I wait here for over 15 minutes without a bagel in my hand I am remembering one reason why they are the second best. 030
Reposted by katreDaily BTS⁷ 💜 @dailybts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"A boycott makes demands. This made none, set no conditions, named no grievance, and offered the Recording Academy no way to win them back. You negotiate with an institution whose judgment you still need. The one whose judgment you have outgrown, you simply inform." Damn. 🫳 | | 🎤m.ajupress.comWhat Grammys lost when BTS walked away | Aju PressFor five years, BTS wanted a Grammy, and the wanting was never hidden. The group submitted its music every cycle. Its members flew to Las Vegas and delivered performances that outclassed the ceremony ... 321472
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 12/07/2026Of course you don't need to say it, it's obvious that every recipe starts this way. 010
Reposted by katreSlyFlourish.com @slyflourish.com · 06/07/2026The Rise of the Lazy Gamemaster Kickstarter is live! Back it now at: www.kickstarter.com/projects/sly... - Eight Steps Expanded - Building and running Lazy Campaign - Ten adventure types - Lazy GM's Toolkit with 60 tools - System agnostic - Stands alone and complements other Lazy GM books #ttrpgkickstarter.comRise of the Lazy GamemasterRun great tabletop RPGs by preparing less. 58336
Reposted by katreLiam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC 80114043392
Reposted by katreKeith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night. 4148851033
Reposted by katreNanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 01/07/2026"It is, of course, an extraordinarily effective estrogenic agent, but that is the least of the problem. It is hypergolic with every known patient*, and so rapidly hypergolic that no induction period has ever been measured..." 14395118
Reposted by katreJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Isaac Chotiner: can you list some examples of systemic oppression green creatures face? Kermit the Frog: I’m sorry? Isaac Chotiner: well you do mention the difficulty quite a lot 212093308
Reposted by katreA. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 18/06/2026He doesn't even spring traps really. He asks questions and asks follow-up questions and says "What do you mean?" and then the interviewee drops the rake they are holding, walks onto it, and starts hitting their own testicles with a hammer. 31699
Reposted by katre"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 13/06/2026My country is not for cowards who fear difference, for lily-livered people who cannot bear the sound of a foreign tongue, the taste of a new food, the tempo of an unfamiliar kind of music. It is for the strong worker who welcomes new immigrants, not the slacker who fears the diligence of others. 434952
Reposted by katreNanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 01/06/2026The first warning arrived on a Tuesday morning, six weeks after consultants advised moving from dependency on six hundred small excel scripts - and nobody at Zenith Ledger Advisory paid much attention. It appeared in the system dashboard between routine audit notifications and a maintenance reminder 5438181
Reposted by katremaasslitagency.bsky.social @maasslitagency.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Premee Mohamed wins a 2026 Grand Prix de l’Imaginaire! The French edition of The Annual Migration of Clouds and We Speak Through the Mountain by Premee Mohamed has won the 2026 Grand Prix de l'Imaginaire in the Nouvelle/Novella étrangère category!maassagency.comPremee Mohamed wins a 2026 Grand Prix de l’Imaginaire!The French edition of The Annual Migration of Clouds and We Speak Through the Mountain by Premee Mohamed has won the 2026 Grand Prix de l'Imaginaire in the Nouvelle/Novella étrangère category! 28218
Reposted by katreiftechfoundation.org @iftechfoundation.org · 23/05/2026New IFTF Blog Post! IFTF Seeking New Board Members The Interactive Fiction Technology Foundation is currently seeking applicants for its board of directors. If you are interested, please see the full details below: blog.iftechfoundation.org/2026-05-21-i...blog.iftechfoundation.orgIFTF Seeking New Board MembersThe Interactive Fiction Technology Foundation is currently seeking applicants for its board of directors. 189
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 12/05/2026Yet another banger where I start laughing too hard to talk and then have to tell my family, "If I explained why it's funny it wouldn't be funny anymore." 030
Reposted by katreStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/11/2024“average guitarist knows three chords” factoid actualy just statistical error. Guitar Georg, who lives in London & knows all the chords, is an outlier and should not have been counted 25651123
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 03/05/2026I don't know which is more quintessentially Bavarian: the guy in lederhosen walking through the park with a girl in a dirndl, or the other guy riding his bicycle with a pretzel hanging off of each handlebar. (Hi from Munich!) 041
Reposted by katreMC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 01/05/2026New for your May Day: I wrote a song about when IT happens. frontalot.bandcamp.com/track/common... And there's a playable RPG music video for it. frontalot.com/loot 1923387
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 29/04/2026Me, on reading almost any post by a millennial or younger. 010
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 23/04/2026New plan: I'm going to start telling barbers and such people that I'm an actuary. I'm tired of telling people I'm a software developer and being asked "So are you worried about losing your job to AI?" 130
Reposted by katreevil lesbian john williams 🦔 @micropolyphonia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite 12362705
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 20/04/2026I apparently cursed myself by replying to this. Came down to the basement (where my work desk is) to discover that the bidet developed a slow leak sometime over the weekend and now the bathroom is a quarter inch underwater. 210
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 15/04/2026New Year's Eve, 2000. All my friends are out of town, I'm sitting by myself in the House of Pies drinking coffee and eating pecan pie. At 10 they closed and kicked me out, so I walked around the streets of Houston until 1am and then went home. 010
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 15/04/2026As a NY resident, I really need this headline to clarify *which* NY cemetery is full of bees. It's okay, it's East Lawn Cemetery in Ithaca, those of us not in Ithaca are safe. 020
Reposted by katreElyon113 @elyon113.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I had better see a record number of reposts on this. 2141293380
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 25/03/2026The first time a therapist explained this to me I got so mad because.... It's 100 percent true. 050
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 18/03/2026In a just world, Afroman would get a Grammy and a Pulitzer for this song. 010
Reposted by katreMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York. 1008389539564
Reposted by katreBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 16/03/2026“It was a reminder that, despite the hope and promise of this country, many Americans feel they cannot move about their lives freely without being targeted by the very people elected to represent them.” www.thebulwark.com/p/what-lifes...thebulwark.comWhat Life’s Like for the Muslim Constituents of Congress’s Nastiest IslamophobeA visit to Nashville’s Little Kurdistan. 11841205
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 12/03/2026It's amazing to read the replies to this and realize... Wait... All these stories I remember... Are about the same idiot? 020
Reposted by katreJackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman 3148321423
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 26/02/2026I learned more English grammar from my Latin classes than I ever did in any class from the English department. 070
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 23/02/2026The neighbors down the block got creative post-blizzard. Please note the detail on the turtle shell! 050
katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 16/02/2026Downcrawl is great, I've loved using it with my group. I've been eyeing Skycrawl, this might be the time. 000
Reposted by katreNothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Locked Tomb Valentines www.tumblr.com/burymeinmelo... 13010
Reposted by katre💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 09/02/2026no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita 233664880
Reposted by katreUrsula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new. 0489180