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katre

@katre.henchmonkey.org
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Software engineer and bassist (one of these pays, one of these is fun). Lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. He/him. Formerly @katre on the birdsite, currently also on Mastodon as @katre@masto.henchmonkey.org

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is not my first day on the internet and i was forged in the fires of usenet
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 17/09/2026
Every four years it's "oh, no, the Olympics are boring, no one cares", but then you try a little change to spice things up and they go crazy.
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255 @255.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
acab includes both Scooby and Batman
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 20/08/2026
It's so me
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 19/08/2026
Remember The Dark Is Rising? It's back, in TTRPG form.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 08/08/2026
Remakes of Cats are just getting weirder and weirder.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 06/08/2026
God, yes, every day.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 06/08/2026
My absolute favorite(*) driving story was when I lived in Houston, 27 years ago, I saw a TV news report about bad drivers. They interviewed a little old lady who said she never used her turn signals "because ain't nobody got no right to know where I'm goin'!" (*) Least favorite.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 05/08/2026
This morning I decided to go to the second-best bagel shop for breakfast, and as I wait here for over 15 minutes without a bagel in my hand I am remembering one reason why they are the second best.
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Daily BTS⁷ 💜 @dailybts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"A boycott makes demands. This made none, set no conditions, named no grievance, and offered the Recording Academy no way to win them back. You negotiate with an institution whose judgment you still need. The one whose judgment you have outgrown, you simply inform." Damn. 🫳 | | 🎤
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What Grammys lost when BTS walked away | Aju Press
For five years, BTS wanted a Grammy, and the wanting was never hidden. The group submitted its music every cycle. Its members flew to Las Vegas and delivered performances that outclassed the ceremony ...
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curious-georgio.bsky.social @curious-georgio.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 12/07/2026
Of course you don't need to say it, it's obvious that every recipe starts this way.
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SlyFlourish.com @slyflourish.com · 06/07/2026
The Rise of the Lazy Gamemaster Kickstarter is live! Back it now at: www.kickstarter.com/projects/sly... - Eight Steps Expanded - Building and running Lazy Campaign - Ten adventure types - Lazy GM's Toolkit with 60 tools - System agnostic - Stands alone and complements other Lazy GM books #ttrpg
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Rise of the Lazy Gamemaster
Run great tabletop RPGs by preparing less.
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 01/07/2026
"It is, of course, an extraordinarily effective estrogenic agent, but that is the least of the problem. It is hypergolic with every known patient*, and so rapidly hypergolic that no induction period has ever been measured..."
A photo of a small vial of Estradiol TrifluorideA section of text from the book Transition! An Informal History of Liquid Gender Affirmants. The text reads...

All this sounds fairly academic and innocuous, but when translated into the problem of administering the stuff, the results are horrendous. It is, of course, an extraordinarily effective estrogenic agent, but that is the least of the problem. It is hypergolic with every known patient*, and so rapidly hypergolic that no induction period has ever been measured. It is also hypergolic with such things as syringes, examination tables, cotton wool, and nursing staff, not to mention saline, alcohol, and air. It can be kept in certain fluorinated polymers, provided they are not scratched, flexed, looked at sternly, or otherwise given an excuse to participate. * The only confirmed patient not only survived but lived to a comfortable old age. Throughout life she retained the ability to ignite combustible materials by touch. The medical significance of this observation remains uncertain, but the insurance implications were immediately obvious. She is on record as having ignited cigarettes, upholstery, and, on one occasion, an accountant. Apart from these inconveniences she remained in excellent health, and was generally agreed to have led a happy, if unusually vigorous, life.
The cover to Transition! An Informal History of Liquid Gender Affirmants.
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Joshua Mask @joshuafmask.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Isaac Chotiner: can you list some examples of systemic oppression green creatures face? Kermit the Frog: I’m sorry? Isaac Chotiner: well you do mention the difficulty quite a lot
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He doesn't even spring traps really. He asks questions and asks follow-up questions and says "What do you mean?" and then the interviewee drops the rake they are holding, walks onto it, and starts hitting their own testicles with a hammer.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My country is not for cowards who fear difference, for lily-livered people who cannot bear the sound of a foreign tongue, the taste of a new food, the tempo of an unfamiliar kind of music. It is for the strong worker who welcomes new immigrants, not the slacker who fears the diligence of others.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 01/06/2026
The first warning arrived on a Tuesday morning, six weeks after consultants advised moving from dependency on six hundred small excel scripts - and nobody at Zenith Ledger Advisory paid much attention. It appeared in the system dashboard between routine audit notifications and a maintenance reminder
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maasslitagency.bsky.social @maasslitagency.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Premee Mohamed wins a 2026 Grand Prix de l’Imaginaire! The French edition of The Annual Migration of Clouds and We Speak Through the Mountain by Premee Mohamed has won the 2026 Grand Prix de l'Imaginaire in the Nouvelle/Novella étrangère category!
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Premee Mohamed wins a 2026 Grand Prix de l’Imaginaire!
The French edition of The Annual Migration of Clouds and We Speak Through the Mountain by Premee Mohamed has won the 2026 Grand Prix de l'Imaginaire in the Nouvelle/Novella étrangère category!
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iftechfoundation.org @iftechfoundation.org · 23/05/2026
New IFTF Blog Post! IFTF Seeking New Board Members The Interactive Fiction Technology Foundation is currently seeking applicants for its board of directors. If you are interested, please see the full details below: blog.iftechfoundation.org/2026-05-21-i...
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IFTF Seeking New Board Members
The Interactive Fiction Technology Foundation is currently seeking applicants for its board of directors.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 20/05/2026
I can only aspire to be that dapper.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 18/05/2026
Suddenly: bear attack!
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 12/05/2026
Yet another banger where I start laughing too hard to talk and then have to tell my family, "If I explained why it's funny it wouldn't be funny anymore."
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/11/2024
“average guitarist knows three chords” factoid actualy just statistical error. Guitar Georg, who lives in London & knows all the chords, is an outlier and should not have been counted
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 03/05/2026
I don't know which is more quintessentially Bavarian: the guy in lederhosen walking through the park with a girl in a dirndl, or the other guy riding his bicycle with a pretzel hanging off of each handlebar. (Hi from Munich!)
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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 01/05/2026
New for your May Day: I wrote a song about when IT happens. frontalot.bandcamp.com/track/common... And there's a playable RPG music video for it. frontalot.com/loot
an album cover for the digital single. 
The text MC FRONTALOT is at top, COMMON LOOT at bottom.
Center is a large pixel-art inventory grid loaded with vendor trash.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 30/04/2026
Banana Aikido
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 29/04/2026
Me, on reading almost any post by a millennial or younger.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 23/04/2026
New plan: I'm going to start telling barbers and such people that I'm an actuary. I'm tired of telling people I'm a software developer and being asked "So are you worried about losing your job to AI?"
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evil lesbian john williams 🦔 @micropolyphonia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 20/04/2026
I apparently cursed myself by replying to this. Came down to the basement (where my work desk is) to discover that the bidet developed a slow leak sometime over the weekend and now the bathroom is a quarter inch underwater.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 15/04/2026
New Year's Eve, 2000. All my friends are out of town, I'm sitting by myself in the House of Pies drinking coffee and eating pecan pie. At 10 they closed and kicked me out, so I walked around the streets of Houston until 1am and then went home.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 15/04/2026
As a NY resident, I really need this headline to clarify *which* NY cemetery is full of bees. It's okay, it's East Lawn Cemetery in Ithaca, those of us not in Ithaca are safe.
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Elyon113 @elyon113.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 25/03/2026
The first time a therapist explained this to me I got so mad because.... It's 100 percent true.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 18/03/2026
In a just world, Afroman would get a Grammy and a Pulitzer for this song.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
“It was a reminder that, despite the hope and promise of this country, many Americans feel they cannot move about their lives freely without being targeted by the very people elected to represent them.” www.thebulwark.com/p/what-lifes...
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What Life’s Like for the Muslim Constituents of Congress’s Nastiest Islamophobe
A visit to Nashville’s Little Kurdistan.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 12/03/2026
It's amazing to read the replies to this and realize... Wait... All these stories I remember... Are about the same idiot?
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 26/02/2026
I learned more English grammar from my Latin classes than I ever did in any class from the English department.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 23/02/2026
The neighbors down the block got creative post-blizzard. Please note the detail on the turtle shell!
Three snow figures on a stone railing: one turtle, one T rex looking thing, and a rubber duck.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 22/02/2026
Wow, this is amazing.
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katre @katre.henchmonkey.org · 16/02/2026
Downcrawl is great, I've loved using it with my group. I've been eyeing Skycrawl, this might be the time.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Locked Tomb Valentines www.tumblr.com/burymeinmelo...
Some little valentine's for fans at the Lock tomb this has Harold hark as depicted by Tommy Arnold for the cover of Harrow the ninth 
"wanna bone?" "I'd like to study your anatomy"
Mercymorn depicted by @midnightcrows
"i can be ur sex pal"
Palamedes making a friendship bracelet for Harrow by @hatepotionCommander Wake in her haz suit in front of her complaint to the lyctors
THE EGGS YOU GAVE ME ALL DIED AND YOU LIED TO ME SO I DID THE IMPLANTATION MYSELF YOU SELF-SERVING ZOMBIE AND YOU STILL SENT HIM AFTER ME AND I WOULD HAVE HAD HIM IF I HADN’T BEEN COMPROMISED AND HE TOOK PITY ON ME! HE TOOK PITY ON ME! HE SAW ME AND TOOK PITY ON ME AND FOR THAT I’LL MAKE YOU BOTH SUFFER UNTIL YOU NO LONGER UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THAT GODDAMN WORD 
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💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.
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