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A. Vague

@awfullyvague.bsky.social
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Gentleman in the streets, freak in the skeets. Reply guy. Probably not a bot. He/Him.

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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My feeling is that every politician has stuff that they truly believe in (and can not be swayed from) and stuff where they don't have a strong opinion and just go with what their party says unless someone offers a good alternative. Figuring out which is which is critical.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Politics is not sports. Sorry, I'm going to have to disallow this, much as it pains me.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm torn. EY is definitely a big weirdo, but he's thought about this more than most people have. I hope he's not the only person Sanders spoke to, but I don't know if it's a bad thing that he's one of them.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Um, okay. I'm guessing you aren't familiar with the names Alison dos Santos, Karsten Warholm, and Rai Benjamin. We all have bubbles. I never listened to much pop music. If my kids don't tell me about it, I don't know about it. Congrats to him/her/them for the hit.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never heard of the song before now (and still don't know if Langley is male, female, or the name of a band) and that *is* on me, but I'm not trying to project anything to the world. I don't listen to the radio much and have never heard the song. That's it. It's not complicated.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My fun tweak would be to assign EC votes by reps+senators, but compute reps (for this purpose only) as if they were determined solely by the number of votes cast in the state. Voter suppression would be counter-productive.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very handsome ears!
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s not like we aren’t perfectly capable of killing children on our own without the help of AI.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am struggling to understand why they are taking this position. Are they worried about losing the sheep-fucker vote in the upcoming elections? Even if you are pro goat-blowing, you don't have to say so.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible. Billie Danish
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm less worried about "getting access to the nuclear codes" and more about "being given access to the nuclear codes and no oversight". The latter seems entirely too plausible to me. But that's not really an AI problem. That's a human problem. Again.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How would you even answer this? "Completely changed", absolutely. 100%. But was it for the better? How can we even begin to guess what Britain would have been like if it hadn't happened?
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm going to buy a unicorn. An animal that doesn't exist with money that doesn't exist. It seems appropriate.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
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Jeeves
Alt: Wooster (Hugh Laurie) in the foreground. Jeeves (Stephen Fry) in the background, doing Jeevesy stuff. Wooster says "Tell me, Jeeves, were you always like this, or did it come on suddenly?"
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's certainly changed my view of the Turing Test.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I figure that at least some libraries are going to designate the entire library as the children's collection because if there is one thing librarians hate, it's restrictions on what books can be checked out and by whom.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My 10 year old daughter is currently writing book 5 of her epic series about pigs at war. No AI was involved. Her friends at school are reading them and offering feedback. Another one has promised to do the illustrations. I'm sure they are terrible and I could not be more proud.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This woman is wearing her best "Tell me to smile one more time, motherfucker" face.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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would
Alt: The famous "Would" picture. Half the Japanese parliament physically attempting to stop an older man holding a microphone.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
White dude married to a Chinese woman. We use an unhealthy amount of lao gan ma. We started buying jars 3-4 at a time to ensure we never run out.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What are the odds that the greatest scientist ever would be born in 1642? Pretty damn low. And what makes Newton so impressive? What did he even *do*? Calculus? Pfft. We learn that in high school. That's basic stuff. Did he invent bitcoin? LLMs? I didn't think so.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The problem isn't that the movie was shelved. The problem is that the tax laws made that the right choice.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bob’s Red Mill is worker owned which is one of the forms of socialism. Do signers of the bill condemn that company?
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's petty and a bad idea, but I hope the next President gives an executive order to name something "Lake Trump Is a Whiny Bitch" just so we can establish that they aren't allowed to do that.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sitting there, next to his wife, talking admiringly about a younger woman’s breasts. Totally normal behavior.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'd prefer not to hear about Milo Yiannopoulos at all, but if I have to hear about him, this is an acceptable reason.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mex-Sickos is brilliant.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Grim Reaper is standing in front of a claw machine, with a person dangling from the claw. They are saying "First Dolly, now Tim? I'm going to take a break from this"
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As a kind of mid guy married to a total hottie, I can related. When we first started dating my friends asked "How did you pull that off?" I said "Well, I'm very charming". They said "We know that's not the case. What else you got?" She still thinks I'm a good lookin' hunk of man. No idea...
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Right now he's not capable of making any deal at all, so I guess this is vacuously true.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
- Lived: had an address there - Stayed a while: months - Visited: days to weeks - Passed through: Never really left the airport/car - Never been: never been We drove across country twice, so I might have missed something. whereidlive.com/s/8ncv7drk
whereidlive.com
United States: where I've been
Fill in your own version and see where the two of you disagree.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Pentateuch
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Everyone who had the power to stop this and didn't should be tried for a crime that is not explained with a punishment they don't understand in a language they don't speak.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
(Reacher picks up sandwich) Me: I wonder how he's going to kill a guy with that sandwich...
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Name a band using only emojis 🤚✋ 🤚✋ 🤚✋ 🤚✋ 🤚
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Did things really fall apart this quickly or is this at least partially a coincidence? Even if the FDA were entirely hands off, wouldn't established practices keep things safe at least for a while?
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Same, except I doubt that "Everyone Gets a Puppy" would win.
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I thought that *Talarico* was the biggest cuck loser in politics? Now it's Ossoff? How am I supposed to keep track? Is someone keeping track of the current cuck loser rankings somewhere?
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It would be easier to impeach him than use the 25th to remove him from office.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Me, remembering the name of our next door neighbor when I was six. Also me, not knowing the name of the person who literally just introduced themselves to me.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 14/08/2026
I saw a Volkswagen Beetle with the license plate "BAH HUM" yesterday. pretty good
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It is possible to be personally pro-choice and think that Dobbs is a good legal decision (and/or that Roe was a bad one). Just because you can go down this road in an attempt to have it both ways doesn't mean that everyone does.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can you name one actual time the internet was normal about AOC?
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
unfortunately, this line is in perfect iambic tetrameter and will now live in my head rent-free
Reddit user bananaphone16: Honestly I'm one Taylor farms lettuce bag away from my goal weight.

Reddit user short bus genius: I'm one lettuce diarrhea away from fitting into my slutty Andrew Tate Capris.Behind him lay the gray Azores,
Behind the Gates of Hercules;
Before him not the ghost of shores,
my slutty Andrew Tate Capris.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
'Death Punch: Bareknuckle Bloodfest' director says they cut "so much violence" from the film because he thinks audiences dislike fighting on screen.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I guess I've been saying Socrates wrong all this time.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It’s possible that the job losses are confined to a couple of areas and thus may not tell you much about the economy as a whole. I don’t know if that’s the case, but it’s not an insane position.
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A. Vague @awfullyvague.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Another modest proposal
Steven Seagal, looking like an AI-generated picture of Steven Seagal.
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