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Katherine Piper

@katherinepiper.bsky.social
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Retired Egyptologist/archaeologist now heckling. Volunteer assistant logboat conservator at Flag Fen Archaeology Park. Currently @theees.bsky.social bake sale, formerly archives and events volunteer. Dog servant. Spooky. AuDHD.

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 10h
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the caption that tells you everything you need to know
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I do think the Brexit show could be improved this time around by the magical introduction of a bucket of 90s kids’ TV style gunge to anyone who starts talking about “a customs union”.
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank you, unfortunate chefs of Reddit.
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
PSA: lots of ice, several rounds of washing the affected area with olive oil and then neat Fairy liquid, generous application of O’Keeffe’s Working Hands hand cream.
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you are cutting up a chilli, I can highly recommend remembering to wash your hands before rubbing your nose, a place capsaican very much does not belong.
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Couldn’t resist trying to turn it into a mari lwyd
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Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt that’s been edited to look like a plain white t shirt
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Look, times are bad, you have to let us have the isolated surviving Loch Ness plesiosaur population.
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Merchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 10/10/2026
My liege, we are off hunting. Have you brought your falcon? Nay for I have brought my snail.
We are looking at a manuscript of a hare sat on a fearsome looking greyhound. The hare is wearing a gauntlet on which sits a snail who is absolutely up for the hunt.
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump.announces he will fund the winter bombing of civilians in Ukraine
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Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 09/10/2026
what a grim and mean little quote
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
damnatio memoriae is the right thing to do with trump for many reasons and at the top of the list is the fact that it will make him so, so angry
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Jonathan Last @johnnythin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At last BBC news has something sensible about prehistory, because it's largely quotes from @markknight63.bsky.social !
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All British pre-history can be seen at Cambridgeshire dig, says expert
Finds from a site best known for "Britain's Pompeii" reveal prehistoric people adapting to change.
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Groke episode of Moomin 😱
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Hufsa Groke
ALT: Hufsa Groke
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sky
Photo shows a strand of pink cloud running diagonally across a dusky blue sky. The cloud looks like a drift of spun sugar.
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know there’s a meme about your biggest unexpected enemy in adulthood being the person who owned your house before you, and I get that, but for me, it’s whoever decided to plant a laurel border hedge on the street side of my garden fence, may their socks always be wet and their pillow warm.
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Simon McGarr @tupped.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This guy asked this question in 2016 and was literally never heard from again.
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Building on a fairy fort?

Dickie1985
Registered Users, Registered Users 2
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Does anybody know if it is legal build a house on a
Fairy Fort?
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Steve Bullock @guitarmoog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck-, and I cannot emphasise this enough, -ing hell! That is some nazi shit right there.
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Best thing a Pope has done since the Cadaver Synod
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Cambridge Archaeological Unit @cambridgearch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The model created from the Flag Fen auger survey shows that the basin around the post-alignment has a gentle gradient across its western half, beside a deeper 250-300m wide “valley” across the eastern half. This eastern deeper, wetter zone corresponds to the location of the Flag Fen platform.
The deposit model created during the Flag Fen auger survey, with differing colours indicating the variations in depth across the Flag Fen basin.
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God, they’re such pathetic losers.
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To celebrate national poetry day here is a haiku about autism: I cannot eat this There are too many textures I shall bounce my knee
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My favourite part was measuring one point at a very soggy nearly three metres in what is now the Iron Age house paddock, and then the next one towards Northey being a sandy, gritty about 40cm. Amazing to see the difference between the basin and the (relatively) high and dry land.
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ben Barnes was having such a great time with this show.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Bluesky is dying” yeah cool that just means more mushrooms will grow
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rewatching Shadow & Bone because I miss my criminal children, and goddamn I am once again so annoyed that Netflix cancelled this.
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Which tragic millennial came up with this for the Labour party conference in Liverpool
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time I see Hope Again it’s reminded me of something but I can’t think what, and I’ve just realised it’s Whole Again by Atomic Kitten.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rare example of the questioning sentence going against Betteridge's Law
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I limited replies on a post where I was moaning about something that I didn't need or want advice on and I knew that people (men) would be unable to resist. A guy tagged me in on his own timeline in order to bypass that, so I told him why I'd turned off replies and he blocked me.
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Cambridge Archaeological Unit @cambridgearch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last year’s Flag Fen auger survey was designed to accurately map the pre-Holocene land surface and surviving Holocene sediment sequence in the area around the Flag Fen post-alignment. This week we’ll be exploring the project and some of its findings. Photo: Emma Bothamley.
A group of people examining sediment from the Flag Fen auger survey.
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s interesting to hear Alan Lee and John Howe talking about imagining and creating the remains of the ancient Númenorian civilisation in the landscape of Middle Earth in the extended edition Lord of the Rings DVDs and how Egyptian ruins influenced that. Love this thread of nerdy goodness.
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We got out of this because the costumes they got for us were atrocious, suck on that, advertising panopticon.
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RIP Madeline’s mentions indeed, but this has reminded me that this exists, and there is honestly no accounting for the late noughties. youtu.be/eELH0ivexKA?...
youtu.be
Cup Of Brown Joy - Elemental
YouTube video by Rapscallion And Chums
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I always thought having a cup of tea before bed (current status) was normal because my granny always used to do that, and now I think our brains just run best on a constant low-level dose of caffeine through all-day tea consumption.
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
British and eight cups of tea so far, but I have also drunk plenty of water.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So the last group of people that might realistically be called "indigenous" inhabitants of the British Isles a bunch of hunter-gatherers that we don't have a name for, from Doggerland, a place that is now fully under the sea, and who haven't existed for 6,000 years.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And the Neolithic farmers who migrated to the British Isles first came from Anatolia in modern-day Turkey (fuck off, I'm not calling it "Türkiye" that's ethnonationalist bullshit itself). They replaced about 90% of the genepool of the prior Mesolithic inhabitants who were culturally hunter-gatherers
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I cannot overstate how much the Bronze Age revolution changed the cultural fabric of Britain. Stonehenge is a cultural hybrid - the earlier phases of it we constructed by Neolithic people with no knowledge of metal-working, and the later phases by Bronze Age early Celtic-speaking Britons.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And prior to that the introduction of Celtic languages happened through various periods of migration during the Bronze Age, starting with the Bell Beaker people (fucking Beakers, coming over here, drinking out of cups). This totally upended neolithic society.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If anything, Iron Age Britain (England did not exist, remember) was even *less* culturally homogenous as the various Celtic tribes all had their own traditions, beliefs and political interests, and (in the south at least) were also mixing with, and yes fucking, their Gallic and Belgic counterparts.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Prior to that, the concept of "England" didn't exist at all. It was just "Britannia". Romano-British culture was, as the name implies, a hybrid of Roman and "native" (I'll get to that in a minute) Celtic cultures, and pre-Roman Celtic Britain was just a bunch of tribes who all shared an island.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As for "Anglo-Saxon" as an ethnicity: my brother in Christ, have you heard of the Heptarchy? Have you heard of the Danelaw? Fuckssake, in the 6th Century Herefordshire, Shropshire and Cheshire were still essentially in Wales.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
1,000 years you might note, takes you back to AD 1026, and 40 years after that was the Norman Invasion. So, if you are of European desecent, among the various Celtic Britons, "Anglo-Saxons" (not real) and Normans, there is a bunch of them that you, and I, are ALL genealogically descended from..
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once again, speaking as a professional archaeologist: "English" is not an ethnicity in any meaningful sense. You only have to go back about 1,000 years before everyone in Europe has the same group of common genealogical ancestors. Humans have lived on the British Isles for almost a million years.
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Katherine Piper @katherinepiper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To which my mother said, “You’re half Lancastrian, my dear,” which is about as good a response as this kind of nonsense deserves.
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