I am still not over the fact that I started this morning by listening to a white male have a 20 minute meltdown over the word 'savoury.' Saying it has no meaning, no one should use it, to use it is disrespectful towards him and his trauma (the trauma was "I saw it on a sign and hated it")
![bombing on tumblr:
"no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,"
easternpricklypear replies:
[a court eFiling docket] "03/24/2022 Motion Filed motion to go fuck yourselves"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreicrwmkyqfu2f7oshxis56m4obikbeww763qjigd3se3mec7dbtmoi)
![so-much-for-subtlety :pie_emoji: on tumblr:
[a black cat with an apple]
lesbian-moon-gf replies:
"Girl you are an obligate carnivore"
humedetector replies:
"but her appel"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreigjgxzhbtqdw3wh62ybrxmhmasl7tdcnzsymgie652nafir6ktpum)
![[a tweet is overlaid on Macklemore wearing a keffiyeh]
hayrr x (@hayrr) on twitter:
"hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine :raised_fist_emoji:"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreicskhmdi34zaggbiypfl3yj2boerwlln5xqipwslop5qvhl2ydr3e)
!["When something's *kinda* rad, but not *too* rad."
[a radish]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreieoczhaqboozae2lnoqsg5alisdufv5piz2wwzdt4u365gxrljoy4)
![[a parody of the Quantum of Solace movie poster featuring Wallace from Wallace and Gromit in a black suit holding a gun] "Quantum of Wallace"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreihu5a4zhh5rv4yiteyra75w57lswmfqmmhkepym2s452l56g4zjsq)
![just_call_me_oche on Threads:
"String of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe"
Archaeology & Art (@archaeo...) on Twitter:
"Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea Horse pie crimper, circa 1850"
[a scrimshawed whale ivory Sea Horse pie crimper]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreid6gkljfpwr3tddc67d6rcepc527itokiw7wlgphmc4wz4ddhhdei)
![vintagewildlife :waning_gibbous_moon_emoji: on Threads:
""I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?"
[a person holding a large black stick insect]
"This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreig3xo7ppr35n5ywwqnxltipalv6zthpkyba2d2ahtcyo2aeyptg3m)
![llovinghome on tumblr:
[four kittens playing around two brooms, with two of them kissing on a broom handle]
vampirbf replies:
"what if we kissed on the broom (and we're both cats)"
madgastronomer replies:
"They were broom-mates?"
bethanythemartian replies:
"Oh my god, they were *broom-mates*"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreidtbdsk5xba3hi3b52w32dwo6twdrhxzu7oerxqvsl6ivuq4amr7e)
