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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really appreciated Brian spelling out the years of meta-referential commercial plotlines that led to this. Why are we expected to know so much lore for an insurance company’s commercials
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Adam B. @barteknology.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I just heard all Sbarros in NYC were converted to The Halal Guys
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
throw the mccaskeys in the lake
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Follow up illustration to today’s comic. The sea monster, heading towards land, turns back to the surfer, smiles, and throws up a hang loose 🤙 hand gesture. The surfer is soaking wet. They excitedly wave back.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
BlueSky users when we get the chance to post about how trains are neat
Tyrese Maxey smiling ear to ear as he boards an Amtrak train
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
every QAnon influencer, seeing this post: This is it. President Trump is speaking to us directly. The storm is HERE. Trump, posting: that's me in the picture
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Guys, I have the solution to the sports gambling crisis: A series of gambling help hotlines, available to people in certain states, to be placed at the bottom of gambling ads in tiny fonts or read as a huge block of text at the very end of podcasts Surprised nobody has thought of this yet
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
What a week to be JD Vance
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 04/03/2026
Today's kids don't understand how big of a deal Lou Holtz and Mark May debating at midnight to Rece Davis in judge robes was to my generation.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
If I were from Chicago I’d still die for Caleb Williams good lord
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
decided to bring this to life
the "two people on a bus" meme, with Curt Cignetti's face looking determined and angry and Fernando Mendoza sticking his tongue out
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Kings of the North 👑
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Chuck @defnotchuck.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I was raised saying "he will come again in glory to judge the *quick* and the dead" and I will continue to always say it that way because it's 300% more badass
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Count Cormacula @cormacos.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
And to all a good night and enjoy the fish.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
This pass got caught in the end zone
Caleb Williams throwing the ball from his own 45 yard line
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
THE NIGHT THE LEGEND OF MALORT HOT CHOCOLATE WAS BORN
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
the first play of this Packers / Bears game started with attempted murder. pretty psyched to see where it goes from here!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla was great, it’s got no fewer than three super slick guys like Nanbara, a lady who sings to wake up the local dog-beast kaiju, and a jazzy-ass soundtrack Total nonsense, 8.5/10
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site
the homepage of homestarrunner.com..homestar is in heaven with a halo
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/11/2025
twelve hungry men
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas
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haunted wreck @wreckonrails.com · 26/10/2025
no, Brian, their 12th man is metaphorical, you don't get a literal one to counter it
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Mythy the Kitty @mythiot.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.
Bob Ferguson from One Battle After AnotherSensei Sergio from One Battle After Another
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
You might think it’s just a coincidence that the excavator is in the same color as Mizzou’s jerseys, but the truth is most construction equipment loves the Missouri Tigers football team
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/09/2025
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
got raptured earlier but asked to be allowed to return when i was informed the first ten seasons of American Dad are not available in heaven
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
collie bites lady
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I think he managed to punch the ball without touching the body to make him down by contact, that’s a ridiculously smart play and a fumble
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