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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The tip gets cold
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Manwë told me Melkor keeps harrying the Firstborn of Ilúvatar so I asked how many Elves he has and he said he just goes to Middle-Earth and invites more Elves on the Great Journey so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding the Quendi to Morgoth and then Nienna started crying.
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We quickly took to calling them 'Babies', for better and for worse.
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Judges would also accept 'slimy link'
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That's Slink (slick Link)
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And people are obeying? Why? Because the AI can change some codes and turn out the lights?
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Never been so humbled by a tunic
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The much reviled Omelas state
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry, who had the range to star in the two greatest movies about a mutiny in the middle of a transatlantic sea voyage, and also the crew occasionally breaks into song
Tim Curry as Dr. Petrov in The Hunt for Red OctoberTim Curry as Long John silver in Muppet Treasure Island, and also Sweetums
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/08/2026
seeing this as a kid permanently altered my brain chemistry youtu.be/hr4knvNNgtU?...
youtu.be
Hexxus (Tim Curry) - Toxic Love (FernGully)
YouTube video by SlickStretch
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ScARRRRGHy Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bye Tim Curry. You made pollution weirdly sexy and confused a lot of millennial kids with that. Sleep well.
Hexxus from ferngully - skeleton modeHexxus from ferngully - skeleton modeHexxus from ferngully - sludgebro mode
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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the judge from Chernobyl asking Legasov "Why did you blast it with flavor instead of infusing it?" and Legasov answering "Because it's cheaper."
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Maybe he should still be an Ensign after all
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Noooo
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
All simple are simple 🙂‍↕️
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
it's crazy how wikipedia pics of food can be so spiritually nsfw
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Expect Nothing from any candidate to the left of Hitler Jr. other than to be grateful they aren't Hitler Jr." Hell of a political system we've cooked up for ourselves.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
so important to understand that it’s perfectly normal to be frustrated with a crying baby, you just need to have the emotional maturity to realize that negatively reacting would be insane
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
They're dropping like flies.
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"What would the Baileys want" == "I asked ChatGPT in my head"
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/spac...
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Just another Sunday evening online
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
fin.
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The United States is no fun. What about the coup attempt?
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QueerAF @wearequeeraf.com · 19/05/2026
After his partner died of AIDS-related complications, David Bohnett used the insurance payout to launch GeoCities - what became one of the internet’s earliest queer communities
wearequeeraf.com
Geocities: a cautionary tale of how Trans+ history can be deleted with one click
Geocities, a gay owned start up, was one of the first to give people tools to make their own web pages - when Yahoo deleted it, queer and Trans+ archives were lost
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Asking me to do my job/adhere to the strictures of my profession is "collective punishment"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
You should know I'm not fascinated by the keys you're jingling in front of me because I'm a baby. It's intellectual for me. I'm contemplating the nature of the keys
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The damn program should just work.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i remember learning "there is no silver bullet" in my cs classes and it's bleakly hilarious that all tech speculation now is "what if we made a silver bullet? we will add the line 'you are the silver bullet' to claude's code"
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Stu is putting in the work
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'm not putting up with any of that.
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 15/04/2026
help pommy if you can!
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
:(
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
So it's a tax write-off...
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Confident in my ability to properly ship, I take the strait. I smile at my opponent. Supreme Leader Khamenei does not return the gesture. He’d be prettier if he did, I think. He fires. The rocket passes cleanly through my bridge, killing me instantly
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loren schmidt @lorenschmidt.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
science fiction is when you chop parts off of the letters and fantasy is when you add things onto them.
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loren schmidt @lorenschmidt.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the proximity of patriotism and the military-industrial complex to space science always makes me feel so violated.
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I wonder what the source of this is. If it's meant to refer to Haskell the language then Haskell doesn't have while loops and doesn't require semicolons to separate statements. Maybe it's meant to be a generic statement written in Haskell's style, but Haskell code wouldn't/shouldn't look like that.
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I'm glad my father didn't cave in.
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This is so fishlovephobic smdh
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
That's beautiful ❤️
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
You won't find anything down here.
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Urologists hate this one weird trick (quite rightly)
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Karl @karldasllama.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Caught on VIDEOVIGILADA
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
You bring the Illuminati closer to regaining power. Examine what you are doing.
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