Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Well if that isn't just the coolest shit ever 000
Reposted by Karl ChristensenJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I have more phone numbers blocked than phone numbers saved. 18843
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Can't stop thinking about this post. Masterclass joke 020
Reposted by Karl Christensen852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274164512321
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I feel so bad for the workers at Salad and Go near my house. They just found out from the news that they're losing their jobs, but the hundreds of people who also saw the news and wanna get their last salad are fucking mobbing them 000
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Holy shit, fires so massive they burned backwards in time 000
Reposted by Karl ChristensenMel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Caught some storms today. 98918
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Purple Air air quality maps for USA are absolutely crazy. Just orange, red, and purple everywhere you look. Don't even need to go watch fireworks shows, just watch the terrible air quality explode across the country 000
Reposted by Karl ChristensenApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 27/06/2026My internal dialogue every time I'm on a public road: "Get off your phone get off your phone stop texting put it down put the fucking phone away you fucking fuck this is a residential street fuck you get off your phone" 29414
Reposted by Karl ChristensenMollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 11/06/2026GM plz scroll the whole thread 🥹🥹 78427
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026*Landscaper competently backing a woodchip truck & woodchipper into a wash between bollards with inches to spare* Me, walking to the bus to work: "I've backed up a lot of small trailers, I'm impressed" Him, with the set of a man steeled for a battle: "I'm not there yet." Fucking real one 000
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Absolutely astounding how quickly and aggressively technology got worse after it so regularly and steadily was getting better. For years everything was better than it was the year before, year after year. Now everything is getting worse month by month. It's maddening 000
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Video of Squishy the bulldog, being sung about to the tune of I'm a Little Teapot 🎶 I'm a little doggy, short and stout, here is my butthole, here is my snout 🎶 010
Reposted by Karl Christensenphil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 01/05/2026sometimes when i’m sad i remember i live near mountains and then i look at them and everything’s ok for a minute 5916
Reposted by Karl ChristensenStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/04/2026 246797
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Hey brain, that person you put into that dream was an incidental acquaintance from over 20 years ago I've never thought about since. Can we please delete that kinda shit so I have space for something useful like my mom's phone number or something else I can never remember but actually need 000
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Stepped outside this morning at 5am and thought the neighbors had a spotlight on in their yard and turns out the moon is just the brightest I've ever seen it 000
Reposted by Karl ChristensenManiacalZ | VA\VO @maniacalz.bsky.social · 28/03/2026It's 1am what am I doing 2329071089
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026"Normal people, the average Pima County resident, cannot lie on their résumé..." Matt... bro... resumes are quite famously constantly lied on. This is a well known, common, almost expected thing The point you're trying to make... made, but that specific assertion is eye-rolling 000
Reposted by Karl ChristensenJennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 04/03/2026youtube.comThe OFFICIAL Mr. Bubz videoYouTube video by FrivolousPancakes1 071
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026All I want to do is plant trees. It's all I think about all day every day 000
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 06/02/2026This winter has been so warm thus far here in Tucson that I just saw a lizard scurry through my yard... in early February 010
Reposted by Karl Christensenceej @ceej.online · 06/02/2026centuries pass and still it sings. what a gift it is, how time flattens under the weight of a practiced voice. how irreplaceable 231518265
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026They don't tell you before becoming a parent that you'll never again eat what you want for lunch because of infinite leftovers triage 000
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 15/01/2026zero to nine, ranked from best to worst 4 2 1 5 3 9 6 8 0 7 000
Reposted by Karl ChristensenTuta @tuta.com · 09/01/2026Gmail welcoming the Gemini era? That's it. Guide to disable Gemini everywhere: tuta.com/blog/how-to-... 2432322392
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Bus driver sir, I respect & love you but obviously the only reason I asked what line you were is because the sign on the front didn't say the line number. Like, you don't have to believe me & can get surly if you want but I've been staring at your sign the whole length of the road & it didn't say it 000
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Had a nightmare I was reluctantly convinced to accept the position of Treasurer for what I thought was a small organization a la an HOA, but it turned out to be for the entire County and I had to run away and hide to keep from being forced to go through with taking the position 100
Reposted by Karl ChristensenJames Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls 9454683814404
Reposted by Karl ChristensenTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/05/2025Body: Tummy hort Me: Oh no why Body: Easy, no food in it Me: Okay, I will eat food Body: Tummy hort Me: Why now? Body: Food in it 15514114
Reposted by Karl ChristensenCandy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Being alive right now is trying to balance “I want to stay informed” with “this is actively destroying my mental health” 9371115
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I dread every day I have to drive instead of take the bus to work. I hate driving so much free me from this low density low public transit availability USA mid size city nightmare 021
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Jokes about explaining to younger generations "rolling up" car windows and "hanging up" the phone are done to death. How about explaining why that company is named "AAAA Locksmith Co." 000
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 24/11/2025@taylorgenovese.com think this technique would be viable at the collegiate level? 110
Reposted by Karl Christensen🎃 🕯️ Monica Valentinelli is Sipping Tea. 🐈⬛ ☕ @booksofm.com · 20/11/2025If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content. 319106747931
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 20/11/2025People i haven't seen, and in some cases even thought about, keep showing up in my dreams. Friends, family, coworkers, acquaintances from all periods of life. I think my brain decided to be is own Facebook/Instagram replacement ever since I stopped using 'em 000
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Just checked this. Couldn't believe how many things were automatically set to Hide, not just the Rude setting 020
Reposted by Karl ChristensenOregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Juno is a clam dunk champion 🏀 221474302
Reposted by Karl ChristensenAmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025sherman, for the love of god! 15078372314
Reposted by Karl ChristensenSatsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 09/10/2025work work 332215673
Reposted by Karl ChristensenServlife @servlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Playing No Man's Sky feels like this. 1244
Reposted by Karl ChristensenJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/09/2025the only AI i need is an earpiece i can wear at my kid's birthday party that tells me the name of the parent i've met like four times before 702017195
Reposted by Karl ChristensenIsaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Immediately adding this into my lexicon. 4665661463
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 01/09/2025There are so many instances of noticing your age... throwing out your back sneezing... hurting yourself sleeping weird... being annoyed by young people... but nothing, absolutely nothing, is as poignant as how goddam late 930pm feels 000
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 29/08/2025What about it you knew it was a minigun, but had never seen the rounds impact 000
Karl Christensen @karlchristensenaz.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Would the A10 brrrt still be as visceral if you didn't know what made the sound 🤔 000
