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On the 4th of July, you should be allowed to wander around at night, and just punch people in the mouth that are setting off fireworks after 10pm. Like the purge, but it's actually beneficial to society.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I just described Game of Thrones as 7 seasons of edging, followed by a ruined orgasm. I feel like we can all stop talking about it now.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Look at this shit. Google is fucking USELESS. It doesn't matter what I was looking for, look at the "AI" suggestions. Absolutely not related at all. And also "why is Google pixel software support considered the best" is #2. That's not "AI Mode" that's advertising.

This is a Google search drop down menu, that suggests AI mode, but absolutely NOT related to my search. Just ads.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Homeland Security refused to release more information, unless the tribe "entered into an immigration agreement with ICE." So this means that dhs is holding natives hostage unless they "come to an agreement" that native people can be deported legally by ice? This is the worst timeline....

In the memorandum sent to Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, Star Comes Out said the when tribal nation reached out to the agency it was provided with only the first names of the men. Homeland Security refused to release more information, unless the tribe "entered into an immigration agreement with ICE."

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

"All I saw in there, was more matching jackets" might be the best line from a TV show this year.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Waiting for Boomers to die so the world can heal is one of the most exhausting things I have had to deal with for a while.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

There is literally no corner of the internet where I can just look a funny pictures and cat videos to distract myself. I can not escape the atrocities that are happening right now. Please make it stop. I can't do this any more.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

God damnit. I'm in bed, and I'm listening to a Broadway playlist YouTube made for me. And it's been great. But then tango Roxanne came up, and it was the movie version. I can't even. Now I am 100% awake and filled with rage.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

When anyone asks me why I still live in a major city, even tho I could cut my rent in half if I moved away, I'm just gonna send them this screenshot.

Me: Oh my God, do you know what I still love about cap hill? It doesn't matter what day it is, if I'm ever hungry, there is a hotdog stall within 2 blocks of my apartment.

Then: Did you go get a hotdog at midnight?

Me: I'm not gonna lie. Yes.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Ok, I super get the 'you tried your password too many times, so we've locked your account' thing. But after that, when I try to reset my password, and you tell me half a dozen times that my password can't be one I've used before (5 times!) 1/2

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Another entry into the subtitle hall of fame.

Still from stranger things season 4 with the subtitle "tense music intensifies"

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I want to normalize going to psychic readers, and just lying about everything to see what happens. Them: I see you have some financial troubles in your life. Me: uh... I actually just won the lottery.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Does anyone know of another good website that can get me past pay walls? 12ft.io hasn't been working lately.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Guest: I just want you to know, I work in restaurants, and we weren't super happy with the service we received tonight. Me: Obviously, that's bullshit. Because if you ever worked in a restaurant, even for a little bit, instead of complaining, you would be shutting the fuck up right now.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

My cat has figured out that there is extra cat food stored in his automatic feeder. At first I was worried he'd figure out how to get the top off, but no. He keeps trying to get in by standing on the lid. He's cute, but not so bright. And I love him for that.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Does anyone know of another good website that can get me past pay walls? 12ft.io hasn't been working lately.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

We live in 2025, and every cgi baby I see in TV and movies is so deep in the uncanny valley that I feel like I want to peel my skin off and play in traffic. This is a catastrophe.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Steve Burns is a national fucking treasure. Jim Dangle is alright I guess. (JK he's amazing too) The amount of wholesome in this post is off the charts.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Dan Haylen: You'll never get away with this!! Early: Oh yeah we will. Dan Haylen: God damn it, they will!

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Sometimes I just need to curl into the fetal position and watch Kpop Demon Hunters. It's been really good for my mental health.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

I just dug out all the toys my cat has knocked under my fridge. As soon as I gave them back to him he very deliberately grabbed one, walked over to the fridge, dropped it, and immediately knocked it back underneath. And then he complained about it. I'm not even mad.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Every day at work I have to change the toilet paper roll to the correct over the top hanging way. If I ever find the person doing it the wrong way, well, then we're gonna fight.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

hierarchy of sports fans that totally suck: #1 is the Bluejays. Just the worst. But it's not their fault, Canadians don't know how to dine in America. #2 is the 49ers. I don't really know why they suck so hard, but they do. #3 is the raiders. Ibid. Just awful. #4 is just all other sports fans.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Does anyone else feel like they should be able to double like a song on Spotify so it shows up more or is that just me?

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I'm pretty sure the speed the smile leaves my face when I'm done talking to a table can be measured in light seconds.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Good morning 1999's The Mummy fans, and no one else.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

You ever write a work message so good that you go back and read a dozen times because you're so proud of it? That's me today.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Ok. Everyone. This is important. We CAN NOT call this the epstine ballroom. If we called it the Epstein ballroom, it might associate That Orange asshole with Epstein and we absolutely can't call it the Epstein ballroom without people that don't want it to be called the Epstein ballroom getting angry

Why does everyone keep calling it "The Epstein Ballroom?" Please stop repeating "The Epstein Ballroom" because it is not called "The Epstein Ballroom!" Don't tell the news that it's called "The Epstein Ballroom" and please don't repost this!!!!!

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Ok, my restaurant is slowing down for the season, so I'm looking for help finding things to entertain myself while I'm standing around for 6 hours a day with nothing to do. (Salary pay is amazing.) I can't just be on my phone, so wtf should I do to pass the time?

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Does anyone else feel like that orange asshole absolutely knows he will be dragged as the worst president in the history of America, so he's trying to fuck up so many things that we have to keep talking about him for generations after he's gone?

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

That all people, despite their gender identity, sexual orientation, race, religion, political views, etc... are people, and deserve all the rights afforded to all people in this country. It's not that hard guys. Just fucking do it.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

If you can't grow your own, store bought is fine.

Photo of some things with pubic hair glued to the outside. 😬

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I'm bringing this up with my therapist next time I talk to her.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I accept your permission to do a racial slur. Unfortunately, I don't actually know any racial slurs for Italians? So... A-here we go! Mama mia! It'sa me, Mario! Zzz... Ahh, spaghetti. So long, gay Bowser!

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

The Enshitification of all things will continue until the revolution begins.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

@tylerfromtheinternet.com is one of the most creative people that I have ever collected into my stable of creative people. If you aren't hiring him, you are FUCKING missing out.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Very few times in my life have I ever found a cover that exceeds the original song. This is one of them. youtu.be/Y0NZmdNOcoo?...

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No Rain (Blind Melon cover) - Mike Massé, Sterling Cottam and Jeff Hall

YouTube video by Mike Massé

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

I am reaching out to anyone that lives in the NY Broadway area, I'm looking for someone that can get me a specific piece of merch from the Wicked show for a friends birthday. I know it's a longshot, but I'd be willing to pay for the ticket, and the cost of merch, AND a substantial finders fee.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Every day we stray further from God.

Hallowieners. Black licorice flavored hot dogs.

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Every single thing you have ever done in your entire life has led you to be scrolling past this one specific post at this exact second in your whole existence. You just lost the game.

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