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We… won? Everyone was confused by this outcome. Was going to be totally happy if it wasn’t a total blow out. I guess it’s Winter Classic Jersey when Daccord starts now

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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Imagine you get high off your balls and you see a wombat

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Also Capital One arena has a draconian bag policy & I wonder if they’ll let my plush tentacle through or if I should leave it home

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Kinda leaning towards the Winter Classic because that is the best jersey they’ve had period, and when I go with my sister in Seattle when I visit she’ll probably wear it since my reverse retro is a few sizes bigger & won’t fit her. Hmm

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Going to the Kraken game against the Caps tomorrow and bringing both Kraken jerseys since I can’t decide between my Reverse Retro Grubauer that I bedazzled or my retro Winter Classic. I expect it’ll be a game-time decision

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

@madgiggler.bsky.social We need more truthful accession notes. "What the hell is up with this, who did this and why!"

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Is it bad that my history major ass is like "they'll just flood their country, giving them the sea advantage. Use them waterlines!" because I briefly forgot about the existence of airplanes and remote-attack technology

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

How THE FUCK is it only Tuesday????

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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My inbox tells me it is a day for my archives memes

Simpsons Don’t Make Me Tap the Sign Meme “archives can’t preserve or provide access to materials they never got.”

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Steve Ammidown @stegan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you only center inanimate objects in your conversations about censorship, you’re doing it wrong. #bannedbooksweek

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Steve Ammidown @stegan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I love that everyone’s excited about #bannedbooksweek, but please remember that there’s so much more to it than just buying or reading a banned book. Its also about people- librarians, educators, and readers- Kelly’s body of work is a starting point to understand this more.

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline

The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off

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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026

waking up every day in 2026 like:

a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Add to that they changed the supplier of my anti-anxiety meds & now they don't work as well + perimenopause & the general state of the world and I am kind of a mess barely holding it together.

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Opossum Playing Dead with Mouth Open

ALT: Opossum Playing Dead with Mouth Open

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not to mention they won't ship ADHD meds (or wouldn't when I was first using them) so you also have to get up the wherewithal to remember to go to the pharmacy to pick it up when it's actually open.Except my brain loves to remember things at 11pm, but not during business hours

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My favorite part about having ADHD and needing meds is how freaking hard they make it to get and manage the process. The pharmacy didn't fill a prescription for some reason? Better have the executive function to follow up with your Dr, otherwise you're just going to be SOL until your next appt

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Sarah J @sjanaep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lickinghole Creek in Goochland, VA

Photo of a large barn-like brewery building in a rural setting with the headline “Lickinghole Creek brewery in Goochland to reopen after yearlong hiatus”

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Lauren MacIvor Thompson @lmacthompson1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My department is hiring an Assistant/Associate Professor of Public History! I am on the committee so please let me know if you have questions and please feel free to share! Job ID 303951. campus.kennesaw.edu/faculty-staf...

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Careers - Human Resources

find your next great career opportunity by finding jobs through the Department of Human Resources at Kennesaw State University!

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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

incidentally i think these guys are the patron saints of bluesky

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.

Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

parents’ kitten has figured out that there are birds outside

Blue point Siamese kitten clinging to screen door with wide eyed expression

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it really needs to be more openly discussed that all the people advocating for “we should be fine with losing basic skills if we get more systems thinking” are men, meaning socialized to expect to be able to offload basic tasks of daily living onto a wife as part of their compensation for existing

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s not finished, and it’s really hard to get a good image of it. The front eye has red crystals. I’d recommend getting Precious Maxima for anything size SS16 or larger, they’re amazing!

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

But shout out to them for apparently understanding how it would look (and usually does look) for dudes to call something primarily women do “arts & crafts” because let me tell you, it takes time and skill for it to come out the way you envision! (But it is also kinda arts and crafts)

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Listening to @whatchaos.bsky.social talk about bedazzling jerseys & not wanting to denigrate the effort and time it takes by calling it arts and crafts. & im literally up to my elbows in glue and crystals bedazzling my Grubauer reverse retro jersey going “weeeellllll…” with a Kombucha Girl face

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My Holiday Ugly Sweater is a BART sweater that lights up. So it has wires. Do you think it would get through TSA ok, or would they be like "nope." Or maybe in my carry on for easy inspection?

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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/09/2026

Every now and then I see myself referred to as an "AI Denier" and I want to be clear I acknowledge "AI" exists, it's just I think it's a massive energy drain, created from theft, implemented poorly for inappropriate tasks by loathsome tech executives who get hard at the idea of the rest of us dying

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

*insert Atsuko Okatsuka “oh no. am I the husband?” gif* I assure you, my ADHD makes me “the husband”

no.am

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ok so a caps season ticket holder confirmed with their rep who confirmed with head of security that supposedly 5x7 will still be allowed, they just have 4x6 players n the website for “compliance.” Do I risk losing my slightly too large clutch?

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I do have a tiny wristlet that is literally big enough for my credit cards & drivers license and maybe a tube of chap stick if I’m lucky. Grrrr

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Love that since I was there 6 months ago Capital One Arena has shrunk their allowable “clutch” sized bag from 5x7” to 4x6” I have so many bags and none of them are that small. The smallest I have is 4x6.5”. Women don’t have pockets! Where are we supposed to put our keys and phone?!

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Jess @kangaroopete.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"it's been a very bad year for Americans who eat food"

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I keep seeing ChatGPT ads about Olds having chatty convos with the voice to text feature to help them do stuff on their phone and every single use case is just a thing you used to be able to just google before AI ruined Google

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Howard Sherman @hesherman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Farewell to costume designer Bob Mackie, a designer of spectacular gowns for great divas, but also the creator of perhaps the greatest costume sight gag in history.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s always “your ADHD is so bad” and never “I love how enthusiastic you are starting multiple tasks at once, even if you don’t finish them”

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Colin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Gary Larson, from 1988’s “It Came From The Fire Side”. Gad, sir, I empathise with those dinosaurs.

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