𝒌𝒂𝒕 @kaitwaydrug.bsky.social · 25/06/2025nicknames for my new house (including, but not limited to): - the shitbox -leatherface's bachelor pad -trainspotting pt. 2: electric boogaloo -the swamp -that one ethel cain song (nonspecific) 110
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 23/02/2025the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge 5677871112
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 22/06/2025A piece of free advice to other writers, nothing -- NOTHING -- is less appealing or less beneficial to your career than posting your self-pitying thoughts in public. 301013129
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 24/06/2025 1019812
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Despite all my ire I am still just a 2170234
𝒌𝒂𝒕 @kaitwaydrug.bsky.social · 24/06/2025why does trump tweet like one of those political ad campaign text blasts 010
𝒌𝒂𝒕 @kaitwaydrug.bsky.social · 29/04/2025why is this pic of me trying on a bridesmaid dress lowkey the best pic anyone has taken of me in recent memory???? make it make sense! 010
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I know I'm probably late to this one, but Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison is exactly what would have happened in the universe of THE SUBSTANCE 21485
𝒌𝒂𝒕 @kaitwaydrug.bsky.social · 20/02/2025my body is a temple in the sense that a taco bell in a sketchy area of town is a temple when it's 2am and you're walking back from the club 110
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/02/2025i only run the "I Fucking Love Sarcasm " account to fund my passion project: the "I Fucking Love Fealty" account 142818235
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/02/2025My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse. 362176271382
𝒌𝒂𝒕 @kaitwaydrug.bsky.social · 14/02/2025i need a fun little drink with one of those fuckass umbrellas or some shit idk 010
𝒌𝒂𝒕 @kaitwaydrug.bsky.social · 10/02/2025kendrick lamar's halftime performance taught me that i gotta be more of a hater 010
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 07/02/2025New valentines merch just dropped 🥰 141080275
𝒌𝒂𝒕 @kaitwaydrug.bsky.social · 07/02/2025i actually think it should be legally required for every heterosexual woman to administer what i call "the midsommar test" in which they watch midsommar with their partner and then guage, based on his reactions, whether he is worth dating. the substance also works. 010
𝒌𝒂𝒕 @kaitwaydrug.bsky.social · 31/01/2025i actually think it is quite sinister if you are a man over 25 who still uses snapchat 110
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone 332582364
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/01/2025There has never been a better time to open a crappy amusement park where the rides kill people 2467210663
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/01/2025i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there 259377897205
𝒌𝒂𝒕 @kaitwaydrug.bsky.social · 20/01/2025the demon inside my body wants a bud light clamato and a menthol 020
𝒌𝒂𝒕 @kaitwaydrug.bsky.social · 20/01/2025the row of billionaires at the inaguration had an incredibly sinister vibe (...this is a textbook olligarchy). also why is zuck basically incel kif from futurama? 120
𝒌𝒂𝒕 @kaitwaydrug.bsky.social · 08/01/2025"your room looks like an 1980s college dorm room" - my therapist 010
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Does the Bob Dylan movie explain why he sings like that? 4226310355
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 26/12/2024ME: do your best TORTURER: don’t you mean “do your worst” ME: no I believe in you 1148164
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Angels: fake Dragons: Real but extinct Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered. Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening. Bigfoot: fake and extinct 713100540
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie Wired: I’m going deep throat a loaf of garlic bread til I see god 324859
Reposted by 𝒌𝒂𝒕Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 12/12/2024I saw Mommy and Santa living parallel lives of quiet isolated capitulation 211562176
