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The Dax Symbiont 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🌲🇵🇸 @thedaxsymbiont.bsky.social · 3h

He’s gonna be the greatest speaker of the house the year 2008 has ever seen

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 4h

Sudden urge to play TÖLT again.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 20h

If you didn't want people to laugh at you, you shouldn't have become a fuckin' clown.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"Unless it's a Charlie Kirk joke, then gulag." For the hundredth time: their only virtue is hypocrisy.

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I miss my friend Deleted Account

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Datekeeping was inaccurate at best during the Cool Zone.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Looking up "are crêpes baked" before making my dumb joke reply, and immediately getting distracted by recipes.

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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 12/10/2026

I did the math and this is the last month I have the money to pay my bills. I could use every bit of help I can get to survive November.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Nice try, we all know it's never tomorrow and always today.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It's nice that you phrased it like I have a choice.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Replacing every single video game in existence with a mirror that calls you a "very special good boy." It's on a seventy dollar subscription service.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Oh cool, so they'll all be made by people who got paid a fair wage for a reasonable amount of work? They'll all be representative of the creators' love of the craft? "No, we're actually only personalizing to OUR preferences."

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

For the record, I don't see housing the consciousness of a family member in the newly washed brain of another family member to be a form of incest. Maybe that's just smallmindedness on my part.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Is this how I sound when I talk about Signalis? You have to tell me.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Love seeing someone extrapolate a sweeping cultural trend from "some rando was a bit mean to me and my mates."

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Fantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I seem to recall that the Vietnam War was ended in large part because of vocal pushback from US citizens as well as accurate news reports of baby and other civilian killings

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Apparently, leftists are resurrecting the practice of calling Veterans “baby killers.” This will definitely not backfire on them in any way.

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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

lmao that's actually so funny?? It's just an app that makes you immediately stupid, incredible

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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

so i know that this is a really big ask and it's also a really stupid loan, i know it's predatory going in, i'm not an idiot but i'm running out of options so anyway. huge ask. no obligation to any of you. but would anyone be willing to co-sign this evil $3000 loan with me?

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Should've saved everyone the time and just had the bullshit machine generate you a progeny.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Protesters storming the Bastille is historically a marker of good things, right?

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Shadowbanning" myself by just being real dogshit at posting.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

None of these people are going to vote for Evil Lite when they can still vote for Evil Original.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Douglas Adams's 1987 Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency featured robot monks to which people had outsourced their faith and philosophy and ethics.

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the real resentment for me is that you can say "we should get rid of billionaires" to an audience of millions & that counts for less than saying "we should make billionaires kings" to an audience of 3 billionaires

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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Super old retail comic for today

The image is a five panel black and white comic.

Panel 1- *working retail* An employee is seen crouched in an aisle, scanning items.

Panel 2- A loud clang is heard from a nearby aisle, the employee looks up.

Panel 3- In a different aisle, a customer stands in front of some items that have been knocked over onto the floor, contents spilling out.

Panel 4- it zooms in on his face as he thinks, "Meh. As long as no one knows I did it."

Panel 5- The employee from the first two panels appears behind him, shrouded in shadow, shirt a bright threatening red color.

The text under the last panel reads, "(c) Shubbabang-2014"

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is like reading about the metaphysical ramifications of Mommy ceasing to exist every time she plays peek-a-boo.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Is it still slander if you get the bullshit machine to say it for you?

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The Plot to Enslave America requires them to destroy the notion of reality and truth. They will use the legal immunity conferred by the captured courts and the technology the tech oligarchs have developed to hasten this plan by flooding the information environment with fake video.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hello to your brother's cat. ... Why does that sound like the name of a folk album?

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Honestly the most likely outcome.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That, or just flyers for driving lessons.

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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You ever hear about how Dianetics has remained a bestseller for 75 years? Yeah.

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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

poor folks don’t get no sick days

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They're replacing the NHS with marmalade.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A subscription service that sends you the same cursed amulet every month, no matter how many times you cast it away.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

CHRISTIANITY PRO-TIP: If you find yourself face to face with a guy made out of fire that preaches the exact opposite of what Jesus claimed and insists that he's God, you're probably not in *heaven*.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Seems like it'd be closer to bestiality, at least on God's part.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The one downside to cutting myself off from social interaction: Having to lower myself into the pit.

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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 06/10/2026

This is a good illustration of how so much of AI theft isn't indirect (ie, data sucked into a model to train the chatbot) - it's actually **direct** copying, but *enabled* by GenAI. Of course it is: chatbots absolutely suck at creating good, new stuff.

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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You can buy a huge media conglomerate with money you don't have using leveraged debt you'll never pay off and then immediately start firing its workers, but people will still say that capitalism is compatible with democracy and is capable of "reform" or "regulation"

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Lime @limeshrine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My religion states that Samuel Alito deserves to be in prison. Samuel Alito is acting against my religious liberty by not going to prison.

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My mistake, I thought his name was Dishes.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.

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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In other news, I spent a couple hours learning about the math involved in large language models and I AM SO MAD! IT IS LITERALLY JUST SPICY AUTOFILL IDKY I THOUGHT THE DIP$h!+s IN MY OLD PROGRAMMING CLASSES WOULD BE SMARTER THAN THEY ARE THEY ARE LITERALLY JUST WORSHIPPING A REFLECTION OF HUMANITY

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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I feel like this fact was insufficient fun.

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