We asked dozens of them about America’s libraries — what they provide, what they need to survive. Here’s what they told us.

Also I’ve got a little ode to Marla Singer, a child named by nerds, an owl nobody but me seems to think is cool, struggling with blackout curtains, and so much more!

Also, we’ve got evil rulers, a sea shanty, women of a certain age, SOUP, and so much more!

We’ve also got thoughts on broken clocks, circumcisions, tweens, a murderous Paul Bunyan, and so much more! (But not too much more, don’t be intimidated.)

And we mourn Dolly, we rage against grills, we worry over how our past selves would have survived prehistoric times, and much more!

Also, adult bullies, loose mothers, gym bros, and much more!

Also included today: human hearts, waterslides, slushy snow, dead uncles, and so much more!

Also British trucks (bloody 'ell!), tangled hair, three trips to Hawaii, grapes, sonar, and so much more!

PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...

Also Abe Lincoln goes out to dinner, Wordle gives a non-word answer, big buttes, high divers and more!

We've also got winning arguments alone in the car, we've got thoughts on becoming birds, we've got movie amnesia, we've got the Irish, and we've got even more!

Also escaping the city on the 4th, knowing very little useful information, a haiku, hot liquor, and so much more!

Also the hypocrisy of small towns, a Survivor-inspired Boston Tea Party, old wounds, old regrets, and so much more!

I wrote a golden shovel! Also, there's arcades, strip clubs, churches, abortions (I'm really all over the place on this one), Bugs Bunny vs Drake, and so much more!

Also there's ice cream, there's pop quizzes, there's world building, there's world destroying, there's science, and there's so much more in so few words!

And we've got poems about digestion (ooh!), nobility (ah!), writing on my phone (oooooh!), and so much more!

Also poems about hoarders, Oasis, me as a rapper, robots, and so much more!

Also some other Wordle-inspired poems

Also librarians into leather, Christian rock, spoiled dogs, Wilford Brimley, and much more!

More Wordle-inspired poetry to get you through the week!

Also a poem memorized in the 12th grade, achy backs, puffy eyes, the love of theatre kids, and a bit more!

We've also got old drunk woman wisdom, snoring, heart attack ack ack ack acks, frightened dogs, and so much more!

We're also arming bees, measuring forearms, escaping our redneck fates, doing bad Cher impressions, and so much more!