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Jason Valandra

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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 23h
Jesus Christ dude
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Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good times for Ken Paxton and Roger Marshall
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Jimothy The Raccoon @jimothytharaccoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The old Uncle Sam Billboard on I-5 now owned by Chehalis Tribe. #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 29/09/2026
Before you trust the polls, remember: pollsters find the same six people who still answer unknown numbers.
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Digital Prophet @digitalprophet.online · 28/09/2026
home depot's last twitter post under the post of an incredibly racist chud.Mcdonald's last twitter post under the post of an incredibly racist chud.Disney's last twitter post under the post of an incredibly racist chud.
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Tara @taradanger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The iced coffee is a red flag that you enjoy life and aren't fully committed to being the wage slave they're looking for.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A constant drip
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 24/09/2026
You might be surprised to hear me say this, but I think Zohran Mamdani is the future of the Democratic Party. Just not for the reasons you probably think. He has a sharp strategic mind and the credibility to say uncomfortable truths to his own people and be heard rather than exiled.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ossoff: Did you see this business about Don Jr.‘s wedding in the Bahamas? Where he received, apparently, a cash gift from a Russian oligarch connected to the Kremlin? This man, Kremlev, was apparently in China with Putin two days before he flew to the Bahamas for Don Jr.’s wedding…
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've seen enough summer. Release the bats already. 🦇
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Jessy Edwards @jessyedwards.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What goes on at the secret "puppet slams" held at DIY venues in Brooklyn, and why participants say they're a salve to the pacifying sameness of slop: hellgatenyc.com/new-york-is-...
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New York Is a Real Puppet Town
A summer inside our city's thriving, political, increasingly weird puppet underground.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nuggets is a popular 2014 cartoon by Andreas Hykade that exemplifies what addiction feels like. Kiwi tastes a golden nugget... [🎞️ Studio FILM BILDER] Original post
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Karl Rove and George Will have now both penned op-eds today urging people to vote Democratic in at least two races races
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Science and humanity is going to need AI. We just need to find a way to regulate it. If we, with or without AI, can crack fusion energy––we win the fight against climate change and the only limitation then is how fast we can build the power plants. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
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AI can now control fusion plasma faster than humans can react
Princeton researchers have tested an AI system that can monitor and control fusion plasma in milliseconds, reacting far faster than a human operator. In one experiment, it predicted a damaging instabi...
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CNN @cnn.com · 15/09/2026
The Supreme Court has rejected President Donald Trump’s controversial plan to change how mail ballots are sent to voters across the country. cnn.it/4rcL7M4
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 14/09/2026
Tired of hearing AI founders suddenly voice concern for the technology after vesting millions of dollars’ worth in shares. That’s not helpful now.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🔥 @conversationsfromtennessee: “I know I cannot be the only person that feels this way…” He asks how so many people can feel more connected to corrupt billionaires like Trump and Musk and think their hard-working neighbors are their enemies. 😳 www.instagram.com/reel/DcwXKN3...
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Laurie Agard @laurieagard.com · 03/09/2026
Sheila E., 69 years young, and still the Queen of percussion! Marched onto the Hollywood Bowl stage this week to a 5 minute video of Obama and MLK speeches and proceeded to drum her heart out 👑💕🥁💫 What an inspiration! #pinks #humansofbluesky
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That *Rep. Jim Clyburn* is announcing his support for SCOTUS expansion is huge.
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Jason Valandra @jvalandra.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don't fall for it. We're a big tent party even if some short term supposed leaders might say otherwise.
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Eliza 7777777🌟 @eliza7777777thstar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just logged in to share this meme a friend texted me. Maybe y’all already saw it. But seriously!!!
A comic of a Black woman with a disgusted facial expression snatching the grim reaper's scythe out of his skeleton hands and saying, "GIVE ME THAT!"
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don't need to know why this recipe means so much to you. I just need to know if it's 350 or 375.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
MUST-WATCH: “Nobody hated Dolly. Here’s why.” ❤️ Beautiful stuff From @loswhit
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Jes Steele ✌️ @piratito.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt, and Emmylou Harris performing “Bury Me Under the Weeping Willow” on The Dolly Parton Show (1976)
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
♥️
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
people are way too obsessed with hasan piker
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is crazy.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🔥FITNESS COACH: “Call me a commie, but if we’ve got 4 TRILLION laying around to bomb people I’ve never met that never hurt me, we might have some extra💰 laying around so I can go to the doctor for free.” 🇺🇸 only developed nation W/O nationalized healthcare. #MedicareForAllNOW
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's so annoying when you break off a little square of chocolate and it snaps wrong and you have to eat the other 8 squares.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's great that you cooked with love, but next time can you please cook with some spices.
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Jason Valandra @jvalandra.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pretty rich coming from the dipstick who keeps voting with Trumps appointees.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“Tounesseo” 🤦🏼
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is crazy!
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CNN @cnn.com · 12/08/2026
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who ran his campaign on a strong social media presence, is responding directly to New Yorkers’ complaints made in videos online, living up to his promise of fixing even the smallest of problems. CNN’s Katherine Koretski reports.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
cooking tip: if you use only half an onion for a recipe, you can put the rest in the fridge and later you'll have a fridge that smells like onion
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
CARTOON OF THE DAY (if you know who made this let us know)
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CNN @cnn.com · 26/07/2026
Today, only around 1% of the Earth’s surface is urbanized and it wouldn’t take long for what we’ve built to be erased. The further back in time a hypothetical civilization existed, the harder it would be to find direct evidence, like objects. cnn.it/3RhHqHw
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CNN @cnn.com · 24/07/2026
Chef Moe is a content creator with over 2 million followers on TikTok who started a budget recipe meals series for families for $5 and $10 dollars. He says he grew up wondering if he would eat the next day, so he's created a judgment-free page for his followers, showing them how to cook these meals.
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Jason Valandra @jvalandra.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Agreed. Make a scene. We're all tired of the same playbook that doesn't work.
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 22/07/2026
How can you Make American Healthy Again when people are afraid to eat their vegetables?
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