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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 8h

You know when you're applying for jobs and you think you might get a particular one so you have to change your brain to become the kind of guy who wants that job and then you don't get it and you gotta take the new guy apart for a few days? Yeah that

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 12h

throw it away, and ended up putting all the pieces in a plastic bag that I took to my next few apartments. Eventually I had a roommate I hated, so I threw the bag in his trash before I left, and hopefully passed whatever curse it undoubtedly held.

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 12h

rushed to the window, and saw that there was no body on the ground below. Relieved, I went back to bed, and noticed laying on the floor, FAR from the closet, was the statue, broken into pieces, having thrown itself from the top of the closet somehow. This was obviously freaky so I felt I couldn't

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 12h

a deep shelf and forgot about it. At this time I lived on the 10th floor of a 12 story building, and one night I was sleeping, but I was dreaming about laying in my bed in my room, so it felt very real. In my dream I looked out the window and saw a body falling past my window. I woke up and

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 12h

tried to paint it and add googly eyes to make it less creepy, but it just actually made it weirder and creepier. Eventually I moved out, and when I did, she passed the cursed statue on to me. I didn't think much about it and ended up putting it at the very top of my closet, way in the back of

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 12h

I had this roommate who has this little statuette of a Greek philosopher on her mantle, and it was sort of traditional to pass it on to a roommate who was leaving, which is how she got it. It always creeped her out because she felt like the head was always turned a different direction so she (cont)

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 14h

I think she's just made because she was about to release a French sandwich wizard named Eiffel Snaileater

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 16h

Thinking about getting REALLY good at my phone

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If 5 year old me could tell the neighbor kid his dog didn't go to heaven when he died, I think anyone can get the hang of it. I mean just look at Marjoe, it's 90% just having good hair

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The classic zealot to being funny on the internet pipeline

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This one is good for me but bad for say, a resume

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hmmmm clear something from My List or watch Broad City again all the way through

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Watch them scream at you in the line because you don't have enough knives.

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just got off the phone with my guy from Chevy he says they did a study and everyone barfs on trains and they're not good!!!

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

One of the few shows I've quit because of a single scene (when he's trying to convince the bank to try his invention , the credit card)

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

*me getting gutted to be eaten later * : Well of course Goku could body Jesus no question but Saitama wrecks both

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

No no you're gonna love it they watch 80s movies backwards but first they tell inside jokes to each other for 2 hours trust me

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I used to LOVE Cataclysm I didn't even know it was still going on that rules

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Throwing a rat AT my enemies, but throwing a rat TO my friends

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thanks for recognizing that I'm obsessed with this

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Saving this Reince Priebus joke until it's 2015 again

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Love getting it fresh ground like this not in a tube

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm thinking about becoming more mysterious in a maladjusted socially difficult way!!!

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What the trailers don't make clear about Primetime is that Robert Pattinson spends the movie slithering around on the floor like a snake and everyone has to pretend the floor is a wall like it's Whose Line Is It Anyway and also Phoebe Bridgers is a little guy you wouldn't even know

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The physiognomy of a millennial The Office parody account but the mind of a genius

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He has every marker of being the worst kind of dumb garbage on the internet but just has hit after hit for no good reason.

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'll never forget beating Disco Elysium and Kim commenting how I had quit smoking, a choice I had actively made to role play , not at all expecting the game to consider it. Being seen in that way was the reward for doing it and it ruled.

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Now I know what you're thinking; "Wouldn't apple sauce and apple juice both be called apple sauce?" Yeah actually , is your brain sauce leaking? Context clues my guy FIGURE IT OUT

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you run a business of any kind it's a store. The grocery store, the sandwich store, the oil change store etc. If someone is a liquid it's a sauce. BBQ sauce, car sauce, hair sauce etc

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is how I think I look after I eat dairy so kinda

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Sleep when you can @justwhateverman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Too many cannibal rapists around these days to give that one to just one guy

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

they have no idea what they're doing. and it would be kind to say they do not care. they care a lot! they are spinning the cylinder and pulling that trigger and hoping with every fiber of their being that they blow the head off society. it's wild

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