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CriminalJustis

@justis.zone
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Hear me talk on fugazipod.com Find my words in the justis.zone See what I am reading at app.thestorygraph.com/profile/crimi… I'll see you at the show. Or we can play pinball. Maybe talk about a book.

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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 29/09/2026
My boss is gonna find out I have a very urgent appointment at 3pm.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 29/09/2026
I gotta say, having a MiSTer device right next to a ps1 and a SNES and testing them back and forth on the same CRT TV has informed me that... Yeah, that's good enough for me. Weirdly(?) I still would rather use my SD2SNES cart for the SNES and... I'd probably rather have a card reader for the PS1.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 26/09/2026
The only song about Cleveland I need youtu.be/yBaCG-HcEBU?...
youtu.be
Liz In Cleveland | 30 Rock
YouTube video by 30 Rock Official
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 25/09/2026
Cleveland against the world now includes The Pope
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 17/09/2026
This had to be a weird day returning to the office
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Axe of the Blood God - An RPG Podcast @bloodgodpod.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In less than an hour, we will be LIVE with our two-day marathon stream benefiting Trans Lifeline! Check the schedule (in US Central time), tune in, share with your friends, try to get some giveaway codes, and donate for a great cause!!! www.twitch.tv/bloodgodpod
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Will Jagielski-Harrison @essenceofazeroth.com · 28/07/2026
I'd like to welcome Liz Lemon to Cleveland
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PM2.5 Kills ~9 Million People Each Year Worldwide @tkovach.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
After last week’s record smoke, folks seemed incredulous that this may be a regular thing and that we apparently didn’t see it coming. June 2023 could've been an isolated event, but 3/4 years is trend. So I went to literature to see what climate scientists actually projected about this risk.
NOAA air quality forecast map showing a huge plume of red, purple, and maroon wildfire smoke descending on the Great Lakes from Canada on July 16Downtown Cleveland obscured by a thick layer of smoke as seen from the Terminal Tower on July 17
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PM2.5 Kills ~9 Million People Each Year Worldwide @tkovach.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The preliminary data from Ohio EPA for yesterday are in. It was the most widespread bad air quality day in Ohio's history. We had PM2.5 exeedances at 30 monitors (up from 25 on 7/16) and set records in 8 cities. While the intensity of the smoke was not as bad as Thursday, it affected more people.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 19/09/2025
Libby, girl. I get it. And I'll get over how you've changed. But I'm gonna be honest, I need time to adjust.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 29/08/2025
I don't think I have a "flex." I did make it to something like a concert every other week one year. I just try and go to a lot.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 07/08/2025
40s taped to his hands and a panic attack.
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Luther @ironwhale.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Toxic Masculinity is OUT! Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN! - Loud laughs - Roasted meats and spiced drinks - Hospitality to strangers - Living in the moment - Singing in public - Body positivity - Emotional generosity - Sick robes
The Ghost of Christmas Present, from ‘A Muppet Christmas Carol’
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
you KNOW i had to do it to 'em
don't make me tap the sign meme/screenshot from the simpsons where the top panel is a bus driver saying "Don't make me tap the sign". In this version the sign is very long and reads

Gene Wolfe’s “Book of the New Sun” quadrology is - within the fiction of the book - itself a translation into contemporary English of a manuscript written in the extremely far future; it explicitly uses arcane English terms to describe things for which there are no contemporary referents and we do not and cannot know what if any relationship exists between the words used and their original meanings and the objects they descibe.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 04/07/2025
If you see this, post a fighting game character
The car from street fighter 2 alone
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 17/06/2025
Hey, I didn't lose
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 02/06/2025
We're on Mission Impossible: Umpteenth and Fast and Furious: Tired. We deserve something more new than "not a John Wick but Actually" in 2025. We've earned it.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 01/06/2025
Or a big rock. Or just a couple of vegetables.
The final boss meme template where the final boss is "just a really big tree" and the knight fighting it has the label "my fantasy life i character"
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 30/05/2025
Like, I really do feel like I've been talking about this a LOT recently. Scroll further down for me accepting when I'm okay with "death of the author" as a lens for critique. Spoiler: apparently it's video game mechanics.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 02/05/2025
It's me. I'm currently in "mod team". Come hang out with us!
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Axe of the Blood God - An RPG Podcast @bloodgodpod.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Hello, new followers! If you're just finding us now, we are Axe of the Blood God, an independent RPG podcast hosted by Kat, Nadia, and Eric. We also have a sister show, Sharlayan Dropouts - an FFXIV podcast hosted by Victor, Nadia, and Mike. We pod, stream, raise for charity, and write. Welcome!
an art illustration of Nadia, Eric, Kat, and Victor chatting in a fantasy tavern
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 08/02/2025
I have found out that a thing I have taken for granted is "Everyone I know has read this." If you aren't in that group, you should find your way into it. Start here.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 31/01/2025
Not a revelatory idea at all: I just recently uninstalled nearly all of my social media apps from my phone (bluesky is on there because it eventually "ends") and I keep catching myself pulling out my little serotonin machine and just expecting it to do the thing it did before. Even though it can't.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 30/01/2025
This is the fifth Thursday in January and, by my math, we've had about ten Mondays and only two Fridays. I will not be showing my work on this. You know it to be true. BRING BACK WEEKENDS
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 26/01/2025
I got a new tattoo yesterday. it's a little tribute to one of my favorite authors. "Wolves have no kings." - Royal Assassin by @robinhobb.bsky.social
A traditional style wolf smashing through a king's crown on the upper right arm. A traditional style wolf smashing through a king's crown on the upper right arm in 3 pictures so you can see all around it.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
i mocked my child in a goofy voice, like "oohh i'm eight and i have to go to school tomorrow" and he replied--instantly, without a second's pause for the years i've spent raising him, feeding and clothing him etc-- "i'm mama and i have a small but not invisible mustache"
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 23/01/2025
Me and my canon Pokémon team. It's bugs
a mustach'ed man wearing a babymetal tshirt and holding a $20 bill like a trophyButterfreeBeedrillCentiskorch
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 20/01/2025
2025 Mega Thread of Books I finish this year. I primarily read Fantasy Books and have read (on average) a book a week for the last 4 years. First up: Wind and Truth by Brandon Sanderson. 4/5 ⭐ I'm book clubbing this next week and we finally get to talk about where this ended (for now). 📚🪐💙
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 20/01/2025
Finished 2 books this weekend. Feels good. Finally free. Now, to spite-read some things I hate because I get it free from the library. LET'S GOOOOO
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 17/01/2025
I am more snow shovel than man.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 08/01/2025
I did it. I finished a Ys (1). I will be starting another Ys (2). After this, I plan on playing more Ys.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 04/01/2025
Dabbling with the thought of getting REAL into Ys. It was, like, this, trails, or SaGa and Ys seems like the easiest BY FAR.
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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
i know this time of year is associated with forgiveness so i would like to announce that my public feud with this man will not be ending and in fact will be continuing long into the future.
an image of the Black Knight 2000 pinball machine
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 31/12/2024
A friend is starting a Roleplaying night and one of the players went and bought a new D&D Player's Handbook. We JUST discovered that it is different from the PHBs we all have. I lived through the 3.0 / 3.5 stuff but I had zero clue they had made a new one and just called it the same thing.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 28/12/2024
Started SMTV:V the other day and I'm just happy to be surrounded by little assholes who want me dead but also give me trinkets. It's nice!
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 28/12/2024
Without downloading new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
A man in a hoodie and shorts crouching while looking through books on a lower bookshelf.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 25/12/2024
If you start The Green Knight with your morning coffee, you can get to "accepting who you are," "the personal miracle of learning *your* definition of honor," and "the only true values are the ones tested and held" all before Christmas Brunch.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 23/12/2024
Burning the roof of my mouth real bad right before peak cookie season was a mistake but it will NOT stop me.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 22/12/2024
Shout out to anyone pivoting holiday plans due to sick folks. Just know that I appreciate you being careful, even if your family doesn't!
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Kat Bailey @katbailey.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Well this it. Today is my last day at IGN. It’s been an incredible ride and I’ll miss everyone so much, esp the incredible newsies @asted.bsky.social @wyp.bsky.social and @duckvalentine.bsky.social. I’ll be focusing on my pod and personal projects but open for work too. Thread of how to follow me!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
[while getting my ass kicked] this is helpful context, thank you
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The Green Knight is a Christmas movie! Tis the season!
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 24/11/2024
My friends and I started a Fantasy-Specific Book Club in the COVID days and are about to hit our 100th book. We read one member-chosen book ~every two weeks and then meet to discuss. We end with an arbitrary rating of "is book 'good'?". How does your book club work? #booksky #bookclub #books 🪐📚💙
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 23/11/2024
Michael's is Old Navy for Christmas Trees. "These bulbs are stretchy in the waist." Please don't ask me to elaborate.
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 19/11/2024
went through the effort to switch my bluesky name to a domain. Pretty dang easy actually. It was WAY harder for me to port my hugo blog to another hugo template last night. anyway... I guess I'm doin' stuff again? May our void screams resonate with each other and all that.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/12/2023
Meme of the guys on the couch. They’re bored at “and to Tiny Tim,” and cheering at “who did NOT die,”
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CriminalJustis @justis.zone · 25/12/2023
While I am nearly ALWAYS thinking about A Christmas Carol, I believe people do themselves a disservice when they ignore the Tim Curry audiobook performance when they talk about best versions of the story. It is a delight.
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