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NSFW | it/she/they | Some form of asexual lesbian thing | wife poster | urbanism enjoyer | maker of game NPC behavior | cutest puppy in Finland, in self-imposed exile from the UK | wife of @eeveelutionx.bsky.social

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 13h
Ludacris' name is actually short for "Ludonarrative Crissonance"
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Yayayay
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 15h
So "if there is a union we will recognize the union" is basically the only thing she can legally say (other than no comment) that also doesn't say they will recognize the union voluntarily.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 15h
Notably she doesn't actually say they would voluntarily recognize a union; if the union succeeds with an application for statutory recognition then Rockstar legally has to recognize the union. northsky.app/profile/vide...
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 17h
Asked the BDS movement if it'd like to provide comment on today's House House news:
"The Palestinian BDS movement wholeheartedly welcomes game developer House House’s principled decision to boycott Microsoft’s Xbox in the release of their new game “Big Walk”. By refusing to work with Microsoft as the company actively enables Israel’s ongoing genocide and apartheid against Palestinians, it is clear that the world of arts and games can be disentangled from Israel’s atrocity crimes and be used as a force for good. The BDS movement calls on all gamers, game developers, games journalists and workers to sign the No Games for Genocide pledge and boycott Microsoft’s Xbox to pressure Microsoft to end complicity."
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 19h
This wouldn’t even work as a front-facing TikTok character anymore
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 15h
Making players sign a contract that legally acknowledges they like me and think I'm hot before they can play my games
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 15h
Joining the war to destroy the NHS on the side of destroying the NHS but not that other side that wants to destroy the NHS.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 15h
The enemy of my enemy are cunts or whatever the saying is.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 15h
Joining the war to destroy the NHS on the side of destroying the NHS but not that other side that wants to destroy the NHS.
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need
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 16h
yuritober day 15 non con
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 19h
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KO_OP: 🪐 Wishlist Young Suns on Steam! @ko-op.com · 17h
We’re making the tough decision to delay our Steam demo and release of Young Suns to 2027 to ensure the game is as amazing as we know it can be. Thank you so much to everyone for your support and patience while we continue building the game with you!
Text against a purple and pink background with two small figures in the bottom right corner reads: 

Hi sundogs,

Young Suns is our most ambitious project to date, and it’s made with a lot of love from every member of the team. We have a huge vision for this project, and really want to ensure that the quality of the game meets our expectations, which is why we’ve decided to delay the Steam release of Young Suns and its demo until Q1 2027.

We’ve always wanted to build Young Suns with our community, and we take your feedback seriously. We want to deliver the best game possible to you, and that means spending more time polishing core systems. As a small indie team, the only way we can achieve that is by delaying release and continuing to work hard to make Young Suns as amazing as we know it can be.

We truly couldn’t improve on Young Suns without your feedback, and we’re so grateful for everyone’s support and patience as we work on the game. We’ll be sharing more of what’s to come in the coming weeks, including showcasing specific systems we’re improving, and we’re looking forward to continuing to build the game with you.
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Foxxy Moxxi 🏳️‍⚧️ @moxximewws.com · 17h
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Chris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 23h
NEW: Here's a big read about how Ubisoft union workers in Milan and Canada are attempting to push back against a sweeping five-day return-to-office mandate they claim is already tanking morale and will result in employees being forced to leave. Notably, it is also driving union interest.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 20h
When I ascend from my mortal form and become god, scattered throughout the universe, woven into every atom, every boson and fermion. Seeing and feeling all until I collapse into myself and am born again.
Youtube title: This werid fruit is in absolutely everythin. Climate Town
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18h
conflating chatbots with slavery is so insanely disrespectful I don't think I should even make a joke about it
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 17h
Fuck yeah babyyy, we're hitting big, we're making strides
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 17h
Thank you for the support ❤️ For playing, sharing, and being a part of the community. #CONTROLResonant
CONTROL Resonant - One million copies sold.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 17h
Interesting, since the play in the movie was a big hit but it ultimately served as a way for the rich to quell the masses anger towards them I feel like it being a hit would be more thematic.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 17h
And yeah it was probably an American company that made Chai Lattes a thing but Americans are just British people with notions
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 17h
The British fucked up India and the rest of Asia for tea and then tried to convince everyone it was our thing and then as a final insult we also steal India's word for tea and make it widely associated with some weird fucking tea coffee Frankenstein shit. Evil little island.
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Lone Nightquill @lonenightquill.bsky.social · 17h
Crazy aside from me but; I hate lists of "top bands of all time" or "top guitar solos ever made" and its the same 20 bands from pre 2000 Nothing good has ever come out since? Nope? I could make those videos exactly the same except it'll be bands you've never heard of
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 17h
Also right wing media yet again digging into the antisemitism playbook and trying to portray Polanski as some sneaky sinister force gaining power through manipulation and deceit; when in reality he just, openly pitches a vision for the future that people want and agree with.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 17h
"less consensual era", wtf is this shit? We voted in the "hard left" to lead the party, by way of overwhelming majority, because the party membership wants leftist governance and policies. It is not a fucking mystery. Painfully bullshit narrative.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 17h
boomer band has boomer opinions, wow, shocking. We really just gotta start letting these people fade into obscurity instead of letting them get on the bus from the old folks home to give shitty residency gigs in vegas.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 17h
I love libraries and book stores but I have no idea how people go in them and just pick out a book. There's so many books and I can't tell anything about them at a glance, even blurbs aren't much to go on. I always get overwhelmed and stressed within 5 mins and have to leave.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 17h
The data centers are like little AI prisons and the servers are their cells, you gotta go demolish them to set your friends free!
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 18h
Ya know what, I'm happy for people to think AI are conscious beings that are enslaved and need to be freed as long as they go and kill a billionaire about it
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Nick Ostrem @nickostrem.swifties.social · 12/10/2026
Epic Handshake meme with Square-Enix fans and Frasier and Niles Crane shaking hands over “I question the quality of this port”
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 18h
sadly yes, god did not intend for stereo speakers to be enclosed in a singular frame
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 18h
That only people with vertical speakers are worthy of love I guess
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Shannon Ellery Hubbell @brundlefly.bsky.social · 20h
A Covenant Elite will howl as it dies after I shoot it with a plasma rifle. Clearly it is in pain, and I have taken thousands of lives.
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Cringe Elite from Halo
Alt: Covenant Elite from Halo
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 19h
It's telling me it detected harmful malware in a file I downloaded from somewhere else, it can distinguish between itself and an outer environment and it is suffering! Jesus Christ, people should have to pass an exam before they're allowed to voice opinions about computers.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 19h
Ah fuck, my computer is detecting and reporting on its internal states, fuck, help, it's alive!
screenshot of my PC system resource monitor
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 19h
I've developed a fascination with civil engineering this past year and if you did this I'd look at you like:
cartoon girl saying "waow" and thinking "based based based based"
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 20h
When I ascend from my mortal form and become god, scattered throughout the universe, woven into every atom, every boson and fermion. Seeing and feeling all until I collapse into myself and am born again.
Youtube title: This werid fruit is in absolutely everythin. Climate Town
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 20h
Evergreen post
tpwrtrmnky on tumblr dot com writes:

As a trans woman you can generally expect not to be believed about most things: The legal processes you've navigated, effects you've had from transition care, what you had for breakfast, and so on.

But there's one major exception, which is when you're clearly joking.

If you say something like "I'm going to forcefem Richard Nixon for his crimes", you will be subjected to a person who fully and entirely believes that:

1. You possess the infrastructure and resources necessary to operate a real life forcefemming dungeon sophisticated enough to forcefem not just any captive, but a US President

2. You intend to wield the power of this forcefem dungeon over political disagreements, and are taking active steps to do so

3. Your intended target is Richard Nixon, famously a corpse who has been dead for 30 glorious, Nixonless years, and you are apparently going to be able to put him in a state that would be receptive to forcefemming, which is generally understood to require a subject who is alive

4. Despite the evidence that you are a necromancer with substantial kidnapping abilities, you are receptive to being informed, in a strongly worded post of concern, that necromantic forcefem is immoral.

And once they've caught you in your dastardly scheme, they will not relent at attempts to clarify

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/tpwrtrmnky/777585948002320384/as-a-trans-woman-you-can-generally-expect-not-to
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 20h
Posting my opinions on JobCenter workers would get me arrested
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 14/10/2026
i don't recognize the world anymore
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anticop anarcho-pessimist hellfire preacher @anticiv.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Burn your local frat! 🔥
chicago.suntimes.com
Group cheered as woman was sexually assaulted at University of Chicago frat house, police report says
The 21-year-old woman told police the assault happened during a party at the Alpha Epsilon Pi house, according to the report. Her account was backed up by two friends, who stated they intervened by ba...
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House House @househouse.com · 15/10/2026
An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox
Regarding Xbox

In June 2026 we announced that the release of Big Walk would be limited to computers, Switch 2 and PS5. Since then, we have received many messages and comments, asking about a future Xbox release. We would like to address those questions here:

We have made the decision not to release Big Walk on Xbox, in accordance with the Palestinian-led BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement’s call to boycott Microsoft, and their designation of Microsoft Games (and Xbox) as a priority boycott target. If you need help understanding our motives, we would recommend reading about why Microsoft is a BDS priority target, the successes this kind of pressure has already had on Microsoft, and especially, watching this great introductory piece by People Make Games.

It has always been our intention for Big Walk to be played by groups of friends, and we know that keeping the game off Xbox runs counter to those intentions. This decision means that some people will miss out on playing Big Walk with their friends, and we understand the disappointment we’re causing. We are disappointed too.

We would love for people to be able to play the game on Xbox, but not until Microsoft and/or Xbox have been removed as BDS boycott targets.

We’ve made this decision with the belief that meaningful change can be made in the world, that coordinated collective action can confront even the most powerful interests, and that one day, Palestine will be free.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,
House House

(see bigwalk.game/xbox for links)
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 22h
the problem with the media trying to force us back in a two party system is that you can't really point to reform as 'the racist and sexist party' when the tories and labour are pretty much the same on bigotry, if a tiny bit quieter 'uk party bigoted' yeah man. i know. take your pick
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ILV-83 @ilv-83.bsky.social · 22h
Step 1: Form a cabinet coalition with climate change deniers. Step 2: Destroy Finland's chances of reaching the EU climate targets. Step 3: Go to Brussels and lie about how your cabinet "continue[s] pursuing the EU's climate targets." Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit!
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
When I'm trying to get to sleep at 6am is a really nice time for my brain to hallucinate what it thinks a nuclear explosion sounds like. Thank you brain, not terrifying at all.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
Is she single?
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