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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 15/10/2026

Ah fuck, my computer is detecting and reporting on its internal states, fuck, help, it's alive!

screenshot of my PC system resource monitor

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 15/10/2026

I've developed a fascination with civil engineering this past year and if you did this I'd look at you like:

cartoon girl saying "waow" and thinking "based based based based"

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 15/10/2026

When I ascend from my mortal form and become god, scattered throughout the universe, woven into every atom, every boson and fermion. Seeing and feeling all until I collapse into myself and am born again.

Youtube title: This werid fruit is in absolutely everythin. Climate Town

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 14/10/2026

I'd never heard of the filmmaker in question or seen another one of his movies besides Digger so I looked him up just now and ohhhhh, fuck this guy

In 2009, Iñárritu, along with several filmmakers and actors, signed a petition in support of director Roman Polanski, who had been detained while traveling to a film festival following Polanski's arrest in relation to his 1977 sexual abuse charges, which the petition argued would undermine the tradition of film festivals as a place for works to be shown "freely and safely", and that arresting filmmakers traveling to neutral countries could open the door "for actions of which no-one can know the effects".

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 14/10/2026

I love when games give a little jump boost when you surface from water so I can swim around like a happy dolphin

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 13/10/2026

I saw the last week tonight segment about people wanting to fuck this banks sheep mascot and it makes me happy because it is very similar to my goat fursona. Very validating.

Anthropomorphized goat with green fur and white face, wearing dungarees

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 13/10/2026

I use an old style one-bladed saftey razor like this; you buy individual blades for it rather than throwing away the whole thing like a disposable one.

Picture of a saftey razor leaning against a cardboard packaging

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 13/10/2026

Still the prettiest thing in this hospital (though I'm about to leave yippee)

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

I think I use this AliExpress book stand I got more often as a tripod for filming porn than I use it to read books right now. This is the danger of literacy folks.

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

Huh? You wanna kiss my boots? Isn't that a little cliche? Whatever fine, just don't make a mess on the floor idiot.

Picture of me shot from the floor, I'm wearing a dress, boots and fishnet leggings and sat on a chair, leaning my head on my hand, looking at the camera. My boots are positioned just below the camera

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

Don't have any fully empty jars because with most kinks I have a "I'll try it if someone I like is into it" attitude. Also this list barely covers the tip of the iceberg

List of kinks rated 1 to five, represented visually as jars filled to various amounts.
Being a dom: 4
Being a sub: 5
Being a switch: 3
Choking: 4
Being choked: 5
Spanking: 4
Being Spanked: 5
ddlg / mdlb: 1
age play: 1
doing stuff in public: 5
wax play: 4
water sports: 5
role play: 4
consensual non consent: 5
having orgasms controlled: 5
controlling orgasms: 4
gags: 5
feet: 3
anal: 4
being tied up: 5
tying people up: 3
humiliating/degrading: 3
being humiliated/degraded: 5
bdsm: 4
threesomes: 5
sadism: 4
masochism: 4
spit: 5

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me when Facebook somehow has had a sensible approach to post editing for like a decade while bsky doesn't have it at all and twitter only got it like a year ago with stupid limitations:

Ted Dansen in The Good Place saying "Facebook figured it out? Facebook?! This is a real low point. Yeah this one hurts."

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

"the pod racer that walks on his hands"?! You mean the humble slave that brought his freedom through grit in the life and death world of pod racing. Dominator of the Boonta Eve Classic. Liberator of Neskar Station from imperial remnants. In this house Sebulba was a hero, end of story!

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yus I love pretty bookshelf. Also omg Attack of the flickering skeletons twin

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh gosh Mr CEO, they got this feedback from the customer all wrong; let me fix this a second. Here ya go:

Simpsons character holds up a card that says "“I would have paid for and played X if it was available on my platform but alas, it was a platform exclusive,” but it is written over with red pen to read "“I paid for and played X! it was a platform exclusive! :)”

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

A good message but I'd personally rather save my piss for the other desperate trans girls that are into that

"trans people, you need to live long enough to piss on the bodies of those who tried to kill you. then keep living"

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

"you're so right about rape culture, dm me maybe, you're so pretty haha" guy who can read a room

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

My wife's dad for some reason decided to get her this t-shirt as a gift. I can only describe as "far right rally-core"

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

Okay I'm back in reality. I have come to the conclusion it is still fake, sorry

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

Every resident of Ebisugaoka seems to have a gear-less city bike despite the town being entirely hill. This is the true horror of Silent Hill f.

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

I finally got a bike! Found an old second hand city bike for crazy cheap; it's so yellow and cute!

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pulling this out of my pocket and scrolling through a fake social media feed where everyone is posting about how nice and hot I am

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 27/09/2026

Managed to catch the very last film (Roqia, 2025) in the Helsinki international film festival before it ended. Definitely wanna get a pass for the whole festival next year, there were a bunch of films I wish I could have seen. Sad it was in the hall with the worst seats in the venue.

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

The allegations that I've been "corrupted by the Hiss" are ludicrous and I will be filing an official complaint with the director about those responsible.

Selfie of me with dramatic red makeup looking like veins coming from my eyes and mouth

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

I tried to stick with the "games that shaped me" idea, they aren't necessarily my favorite games but they all shaped either my life or the way I look at games in some way. Though Super Mario Sunshine is my actual favorite game.

9 games that shaped me: Control, Halo 3, Team Fortress 2, Zero Parades: For Dead Spies, Hitman; Blood Money, Splinter Cell Chaos Theory, Arcanum: of Steamworks and Magic, Super Mario Sunshine, Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 23/09/2026

Heavy is the head that wears the crown, so it must be rested on my ankle

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yes, and we made the options a bit more extensive this time round; we wanted players to be able to adjust to a difficulty that is fully comfortable for them.

Screenshot of the assist mode options in Control Resonant, the options available are:
Assist mode enabled
Assist mode preset
Power Recovery speed
Incoming Damage
Outgoing Damage
Outgoing Falter
Perfect dodge window
Enemy Projectile Speed
Enhanced Melee Magnetizing
Immortality
One hit kills
One hit falters
Enemy aggression presets

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

Started playing The Dark Mod and this has gotta be the first time I've seen an in-level gamma adjustment guide in a game. This rocks lmao

Brick wall in a game with "The Dark Mod" printed on it in black lettering

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