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Chief Georgia O' Keef

@jumanjimachine.bsky.social
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Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 11m
New EHS supervisor was going over Lock Out Tag Out procedures with us. She brought up how she wants each person to have one key for all their locks instead of having a ring full of keys and all I can think about is that Dril tweet about hating a guy with too many keys.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 9h
As the lord intended.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 9h
Space Jam soundtrack voice: Y'all ready for this!? *goes to bed*
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 9h
I hope my DBT skills group does not count as sex.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 9h
Breaking out just like a star.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 12h
I put chia seeds in my daily smoothie. Supposed to be super healthy.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 12h
Truly a tragic announcement. I am inconsolable.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 15h
That ish gross
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 16h
The John Dies At The End series is my favorite that manages to thread the needle between horror and humor. Not cringe like DCC.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 16h
Had a sourdough pretzel. Why aren't all pretzels made with sourdough?
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 16h
Two weekends without me crashing out. It's time for "We're so back" Fall
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 17h
Saw a cool bird
I dunno what kinda birb it is
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 17h
Them falling asleep in your lap is stealing third.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 17h
Got me feeling some type of way. Is it good? It's some type of way.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Do you believe in life after sicko mode?
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's so early and I am ready for bed already.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's Saturday night. Get wild
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pretty cool
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sleeper agent activation
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Ray Parker Jr. - Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good
ALT: Ray Parker Jr. - Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Watched Smile 2. The movie itself was good. But I accurately guessed what the ending was gonna be from the trailer.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Double hell yeag
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
BACK WITH A TINY ARM AND A VENGANCE
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't think my insurance covers this.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Life shouldn't just be about "getting through this week" it should be about "how do I enjoy this week. How do I get the most out of this week."
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's fun!
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Golden Age.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Killing neutrality.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Cher as Tess: I Will Never Give It Up!
Alt: Cher as Tess: I Will Never Give It Up!
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An amazingly stark example of how the US economy has broken: Zaslav clears nearly a *billion* dollars amid a CEO tenure where he made basically anything he touched worse, harmed multiple prestigious brands, led huge layoffs—but delivered a corrupt merger for shareholders. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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David Zaslav Gets $606 Million Payout From Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger
David Zaslav will receive $606 million as he leaves Warner Bros. Discovery, after the company's merger with David Ellison's Paramount was completed.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At least you died bravely.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm a mail influencer. I convince people to start writing letters again.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm unpredictable.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On that afternoon coffee type shi
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I like to annoy my friends by making some inane reference to a show I've never seen but they have. *Getting extra Garlic on my pizza* I'm getting Tony Soprano with it *Talking about switching to landfill friendly dog poop bags* I'm in my Walter White era.
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
no babe its ok it’s just the way u were holding a bottle of soy sauce like an 18th century pirate while you slurped soft-boiled eggs over the sink kinda scared me
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Democrats will never learn.
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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Somebody call taco bell because the Baja's about to get BLASTED 👀👀👀
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Blade Bunner Deckard has to track down replicant Bunny Girls. Idk where I'm going with this
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Monster Squad is my kid movie I feel like no one ever talks about.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Type of parents who send their kids to boarding school cause they don't actually want to be parents.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Food is my #1 reason for wanting to go to Japan.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's why I made it a personal rule to not argue with strangers online anymore.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't like when they're called "Gastro Pubs" that sound gross.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is Dungeon Crawler Carl this eras Ready Player One?
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is actually how I acidentally got into John Cage at a young age. 10 year old me: Whoa the Mortal Kombat guy makes music!? Also this kinda slaps.
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeaaaah. True.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just like CSS said
CSS album cover
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You used to be able to Chung Wang all night.
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