Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 11mNew EHS supervisor was going over Lock Out Tag Out procedures with us. She brought up how she wants each person to have one key for all their locks instead of having a ring full of keys and all I can think about is that Dril tweet about hating a guy with too many keys. 020
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 9hSpace Jam soundtrack voice: Y'all ready for this!? *goes to bed* 0100
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 9hI hope my DBT skills group does not count as sex. 010
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 12hI put chia seeds in my daily smoothie. Supposed to be super healthy. 000
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 12hTruly a tragic announcement. I am inconsolable. 000
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 16hThe John Dies At The End series is my favorite that manages to thread the needle between horror and humor. Not cringe like DCC. 010
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 16hHad a sourdough pretzel. Why aren't all pretzels made with sourdough? 030
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 16hTwo weekends without me crashing out. It's time for "We're so back" Fall 070
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 17hThem falling asleep in your lap is stealing third. 020
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 17hGot me feeling some type of way. Is it good? It's some type of way. 120
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Do you believe in life after sicko mode? 020
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It's so early and I am ready for bed already. 170
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comRay Parker Jr. - Bustin' Makes Me Feel GoodALT: Ray Parker Jr. - Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good 110
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Watched Smile 2. The movie itself was good. But I accurately guessed what the ending was gonna be from the trailer. 020
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don't think my insurance covers this. 130
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Life shouldn't just be about "getting through this week" it should be about "how do I enjoy this week. How do I get the most out of this week." 082
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comCher as Tess: I Will Never Give It Up!Alt: Cher as Tess: I Will Never Give It Up! 130
Reposted by Chief Georgia O' KeefGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026An amazingly stark example of how the US economy has broken: Zaslav clears nearly a *billion* dollars amid a CEO tenure where he made basically anything he touched worse, harmed multiple prestigious brands, led huge layoffs—but delivered a corrupt merger for shareholders. variety.com/2026/tv/news...variety.comDavid Zaslav Gets $606 Million Payout From Paramount-Warner Bros. MergerDavid Zaslav will receive $606 million as he leaves Warner Bros. Discovery, after the company's merger with David Ellison's Paramount was completed. 822513886
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm a mail influencer. I convince people to start writing letters again. 080
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I like to annoy my friends by making some inane reference to a show I've never seen but they have. *Getting extra Garlic on my pizza* I'm getting Tony Soprano with it *Talking about switching to landfill friendly dog poop bags* I'm in my Walter White era. 040
Reposted by Chief Georgia O' Keefcluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 08/10/2026no babe its ok it’s just the way u were holding a bottle of soy sauce like an 18th century pirate while you slurped soft-boiled eggs over the sink kinda scared me 2285
Reposted by Chief Georgia O' KeefThe Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Democrats will never learn. 10649021072
Reposted by Chief Georgia O' KeefFriendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Somebody call taco bell because the Baja's about to get BLASTED 👀👀👀 0257
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Blade Bunner Deckard has to track down replicant Bunny Girls. Idk where I'm going with this 0101
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Monster Squad is my kid movie I feel like no one ever talks about. 120
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Type of parents who send their kids to boarding school cause they don't actually want to be parents. 000
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Food is my #1 reason for wanting to go to Japan. 010
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That's why I made it a personal rule to not argue with strangers online anymore. 110
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't like when they're called "Gastro Pubs" that sound gross. 170
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is Dungeon Crawler Carl this eras Ready Player One? 130
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is actually how I acidentally got into John Cage at a young age. 10 year old me: Whoa the Mortal Kombat guy makes music!? Also this kinda slaps. 080
Reposted by Chief Georgia O' KeefThe Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip 3339541510
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You used to be able to Chung Wang all night. 010