FUCK FACE @imatrip.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When I was 9 i jumped off the garage with an umbrella ☂️ 1101
FUCK FACE @imatrip.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The names of friends that texted me back today.. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 061
FUCK FACE @imatrip.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Friend: can I have a glass of water Me: There’s a water hose outside 142
FUCK FACE @imatrip.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Don’t know why it’s called “ Dollar General Store” Expensive motherfuckers 081
FUCK FACE @imatrip.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I got 2 likes!!! I really appreciate the love and support!! 👍 091
FUCK FACE @imatrip.bsky.social · 30/05/2026When the waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table 0161
FUCK FACE @imatrip.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Steps in dog shit keeps walking like nothing happened 0100
FUCK FACE @imatrip.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Almost killed a motherfucker for saying cupcakes are stupid 4325
Reposted by FUCK FACEjen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I’m having a Costco hot dog themed birthday this year 2436221
Reposted by FUCK FACETerrorboner @hardterror.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I’m bummed that most of my kinks are fantasy only. Thank god for orgasm denial and deep tongue kissing. 0131
Reposted by FUCK FACEOujt @oujt.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I’m startin a new band EMO Overload! Or Emo Overlord. 4122
FUCK FACE @imatrip.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I got 9 likes!! I really appreciate the love and support 0131
Reposted by FUCK FACESassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Mood: Can't wait to crack open a cold can of Jesus Pepper. 4185696
Reposted by FUCK FACEm @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 13/04/2026does time make sense to ANYONE or are we all just pretending 5273
Reposted by FUCK FACEBoochy's Boospectboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Haha! Thank you, thank you but I'm only the second funniest Australian here 3234
