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Just A Normal Hooman @justanormalhooman.bsky.social · 48m
that's like a queef type deal
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@miq.moe
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 1h
me send a voice message under 5 minutes challenge: impossible
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 2h
i am in fact quietly judging anyone who is friends with a certain someone knowing what they're like. i am side eyeing.
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 3h
someone come bonk this dude hard as fuck with a comically large caveman club
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 3h
please understand i am not joking when I say im divinely protected and your life will fall apart if you wrong me
pic of borzoi with sunglasses on
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 4h
[adding another tally to a wall, a tear streaming down my face] period... oh period where are you....
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mapleween @maybemaple.bsky.social · 4h
if you see me begrudgingly walking the trail with a large dunkin iced coffee, talking to the dirt and shoving rocks in my pockets, no you didn’t
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 6h
bringing the trash and recycling bins up and down my steep ass long ass driveway is literal torture and i should not be subjected to it
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 6h
im addicted to being the real me
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 6h
any half decent dude would see what i say about men and know that if they're really good men it doesn't apply to them, and that any anger i express is rightfully so
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 6h
when i notice a man unfollowed me it's like awww did i piss u off wittle baby?? 🥺
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 7h
now that it's october i'm starting my annual sabrina the teenage witch (1996) rewatch
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 7h
the way i can't even remember the last time i got iced coffee from a shop so im treating myself today
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 7h
oh my god i gotta rewatch barbarian soon. underrated movie imo i never see anyone talking about it
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 7h
guys let's all be more communicative and direct
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 7h
still think all the time about oomf who said i'm really direct and it used to make me queasy but now i smile a little when i think about it
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 18h
one time i was in class a couple years ago and i thought the girl next to me was ripping ass the whole time. i went to the bathroom after and realized it was actually me and i had bled old period blood
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 18h
just farted and it smelled like period blood and if you don't get it then you don't get it
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 20h
lets freak nasty on the meteoroid while life on earth festers and rots and decays into a poison dust
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 21h
license plate that says 'B!TCH' no one has ever thought of this before
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 22h
searching for my period have you seen her
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 22h
#whereismyperiod
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 23h
can i admit something openly. i'm scared a lot when i reply to people that they're doing a bit or inside joke that i'm not aware of
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 23h
i'll have you all know it's exceptionally hard to find decent screen cap photos of stu pickles online
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 23h
i am now count stew pickles jr
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh interesting. I have to do stuff in order for certain things to happen
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 23h
genuinely why is my period 5 days late it's never late ever regardless of stress or anything it's NEVER LATE and no i'm not pregnant
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w⋆˚✿˖° @hotcheetoyo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hi guys, my grandma passed away this past weekend & we created a fundraiser to cover funeral/burial costs. she is an incredible woman who dedicated her life to giving back to the community, she would give the shoes of her feet to anyone in need. please share if you can’t donate💗 gofund.me/0ce426508
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Donate to Mary Lou Rennaker’s Funeral & Burial Services, organized by Weslene Fernandez
My name is Weslene, granddaughter of Mary Lou Rennaker, and I… Weslene Fernandez needs your support for Mary Lou Rennaker’s Funeral & Burial Services
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
johnny depp should be t0rtured for months and months in a dungeon and then k!ll3d
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as soon as i turn the lights off and get in bed dorito goes ape shit like why are you doing this to me
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A kitten with a ball of wool - Henriette Ronner-Knip (1821-1909)
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
guys wait lowkey i just fucking french braided my own hair for the first time holy shit
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final grrrl 𓂀 @finalgrrr1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is what I see when I see most men posting about rape culture “blahblahblah good thing I don’t have any rapist friends and am not a rapist and post about rape incidents so therefore I’ve done all the work I need to do!” NO BITCH GET IN THE FIELD AND DISMANTLE THE PATRIARCHY
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no cavities!! yay!!!!! 🥳🤸🏼
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Kelly Lianne @kellylianne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“As Above, So Below”, Collage. 🌿💫
Floral collage art. Half of the flower is cut out and showing negative space through an engraving of a garden (the roots, lower leaves, and the lower half of the stem is white), also surrounded by cutout stars. The upper half of the flower is the cutout of the garden engraving on a white background surrounded by cutout stars. Orange hand drawn stars sit upon the flower-heads.
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's a lady in a huge truck parked in front of the walgreens entrance completely blocking me from being able to back out and it's pissing me off SAURRR BAD MOVE
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have a dentist appointment in about an hour and my stomach is churning. it's just a cleaning. i'm ok it's ok
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
a picture of sonic the hedgehog holding a thumbs up

"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
FLIRT
BUT I CAN
MAKE THINGS
AWKWARD
IF YOU'RE
INTO THAT"
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why am i dreaming that this bitch i used to know was driving me, threw me out of her car. i'm walking on the side of the road and these 2 girls walk by and say mean shit. then take my phone and smash it on the ground then use the glass shards to repeatedly stab/slice my chest
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Family Guy funny moments @famguyfunny.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ryan murphy must've used all the money chat gpt paid for the advertisement to pay the actors to come back for this season
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
solely watching this season of AHS because so many of the hard hitter actors are back
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
JESSICA LANGE MY BELOVED
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Deano 🏳️‍🌈 @deanosaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I always thought it was notable how tweety jacks off much less than the other looney tunes characters
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
researchers have isolated the chemical in wine that makes you feel good, which they have dubbed "ethanol-190". bottles of this drug will be sold under the brand name "everclear" by pharmaceutical manufacturer luxco as early as this october
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when will we address that bluesky is an echo chamber for people who tolerate guys named derrick not being executed
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
since i have my gender as non binary i do get people on tinder that i know are looking in the gay category and not lesbian but they are my comrades nonetheless
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listening to turnstile wishing i was seeing them tonight 💔
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
another thing that's rubbing me the wrong way with the cornell rape thing is i'm seeing many videos & infographics urging men to be better and shit and honestly they don't give a fuck. they're not gonna change cause they read an infographic. we just need to be k!lling all rapists point blank
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