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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy

@juljohnston.bsky.social
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Aka r/julbug76, nicetryfed Tumblr/Discord. She/her. Monkeyvellian genius. The rare Gen-Xer who is glad she never has to drink out of a hose again because that wasn't that great tbh.

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Know what's really awkward about having 2 separate "second interviews" on back to back days? Having them be during your work day, because like, tf do i tell these people? I'll feel bad for lying but fuck it, I'm a contractor in a right to work state. There are worse problems to have, I guess.
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck. You.
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The David Tennant Effect- when you feel bad for the worst possible character simply because he's in the role
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy shit she is just fricking gorgeous
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@gleafer.bsky.social I have been thinking about your Beelzebub/Aziraphale post and I just had to share the flip side of that with you.
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think a hug from @mchshe.bsky.social would heal all of us right now, to be honest.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coworker: I love this time of year. Me: Yeah I can’t wait to dress up like a witch and sit on my porch to frighten children. Coworker: Halloween is the best! Me: What the fuck is Halloween?
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
STOP USING MY FUCKING TAX DOLLARS FOR STUPID FUCKING ADS FOR DONALD FUCKING TRUMP!
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spent the weekend camping. "Oh I know, this will give me time to finally read Ave Imperator" @rhosmeinir.bsky.social have you ever had to tear down a tent because you were emotionally devastated at 10:30 on a Sunday morning? Not me, because I made my husband do it while I sobbed over Ch 18.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Its 9:25 on 9/25.
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Dolly Parton's Iconic Smile
ALT: Dolly Parton's Iconic Smile
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have no idea when this will be going up, and I really would like to finish my noir fic before I start posting, but I just had to get this down. @texacilian.bsky.social
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@texacilian.bsky.social @wellthumbed.bsky.social *sucks in breath* This will be my masterpiece
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Doctor Who Production News @doctorwhopn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is a new trailer for the cinema screenings of The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit in the UK, Ireland, USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. Tickets go on sale September 25. cultbox.co.uk/news/movie-e...
cultbox.co.uk
Movie event celebrates 20 years of the Tenth Doctor and Rose on Doctor Who Day
An exclusive movie theatre event will mark 20 years of the Tenth Doctor and Rose Tyler in celebration of Doctor Who Day.
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@texacilian.bsky.social @wellthumbed.bsky.social I have a vision I just need to find a body
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WE RIDE AT DAWN #FUCKAI
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm always down to participate trends that keep me from doing actual work.
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hole. Lee. Shit. This is freaking gorgeous. @angellilou.bsky.social I have died. I am dead. Omg.
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Goddammit. *opens new notebook on my Scribe while my 2 WIPs stare at me from the corner*
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just checked my voter registration. I encourage all of you to do the same. Try your state's official site. AVOID VoteSafe.Org. It's an Elon Musk scam to harvest data.
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh this is so delicious, it just has to be fattening.
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Look at these fucking nerds
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"It was nice having sex with you." "Just enough of a bastard to be worth banging." "He's just an angel I fuck." Omg @dee-morris.bsky.social I think you've cracked it 😂
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apparently my husband gets notifications re 'Michael Sheen streaming' for *other countries* But... United is on Prime. An acceptable substitute. And most likely a catalyst for a "athlete AUs" binge.
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me- I have so much to do today! Husband (who apparentlyhas alerts for these sorts of things now,, thanks Staged!)- I guess an old Michael Sheen movie is on Netflix now. The Damned United? Me- *thinks of favorite gif in the world* *pushes to do list out*
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I felt like doing nothing today. Instead I took my dog to get groomed, did some grocery shopping, and managed to write something. I still have 87 things to do, but I think I've earned some nothing time, dammit.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After a generally crappy day, seeing @racheltalalay.com repost Slorchy goodness means the world right now 🥰
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I see your Littlefoot and raise you a Simba
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The Lion King: Mufasa and Simba
ALT: The Lion King: Mufasa and Simba
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Derridon't @derridont.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think Lich McConnel is looking great
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just woke from deep sleep with the thought "There has to be a Prof Crowley/ campus bookstore manager or campus librarian Asa/Aziraphale fic out there somewhere" My brain apparently does not rest when it comes to fic ideas I'll never write. OTOH... is that fic out there yet? Because i need it now.
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"[T]remendous CRIMINAL ... power" is the only thing out of his mouth I've ever believed.
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dammit I am on the way to work and my makeup is impeccable. IT IS 630 AM. I cant be seeing this right now. (tries to curl into a ball, am stopped by seatbelt, still cries)
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Lainey is steampunk! @lunarkatstudio.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#writerslife #fanfiction 🌟⭐️🖤🤍✨🤍🖤⭐️🌟
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
IG was like "hey look what you were up to 10 years ago!" And its just my favorite picture of one of my very best dogs. I miss this big lump so much.
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have things to do today! *curls into a ball and cries*
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Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Sunni 💚🩷 HB S3 Era @hellosunni.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
If you want to catch up with #GoodOmens in a special way before the Finale, how about watching it in chronological order? Presenting #ChronologicalOmens, my magnum opus. You can find all 12 episodes of our favorite angel and demon through the ages on my Drive. To the world 😇🥂😈 🔗 t.ly/kzkKr
The back of Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens: on the wall, in Uz and while watching Warlock. "Chronological Omens - out now!" written over the collage.
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@emilyruthoswald.bsky.social I havent abandoned them. This is my favorite thing I've written in a while. “Operator. A. Z. Fell and Company, Soho, please.” “Hold on. Do you not know the number to your own shop?” “When would I ever have occasion to telephone my own shop? Who would answer?” 1/2
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Saw this in a TT comment, and I've never needed a hat so badly.
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BeingHelpish @beinghelpish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today is not the day I retire “dumbass motherfucker” from my vocabulary, and it looks like it applies to even more people
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The greatest moment in cartoon history
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Im having a really shitty day, and the only thing that is keeping me even remotely tethered is listening to my own goddamned fic because I love it so much. Please send GO pics, thank you.
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Mark Rees @reviewwales.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🛸 Happy X-Files Day! 👽 On this day 33 years ago – 10 September 1993 – The X-Files premiered, with Mulder and Scully tackling their first mysterious case together in the pilot. The truth is still out there… #TheXFiles #XFilesDay
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me with Aziraphale- He's so precious and adorable and gosh I just love him so. Me with Blonde Michael Sheen- *hhhhnnnghhhh*
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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There is a certain type of men who are scared to death about being treated the way they treat others.
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