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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 20h

This is literally perfect and I will never listen to the Lockdown phone call in the same way again.

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 20h

From my upcoming (it is, I swear) part III in my crossover trilogy

A scene from an unpublished WIP GO/Xfiles crossover where Scully has the same reaction to the waiter's jacket as we all do.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ok so I'm thinking I might have to stage a few tableaus for my Funkos with these prompts...

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

And can we take a moment to appreciate the translations?

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I would die. I would kiss my kids goodbye, I would curl into a ball, and perish immediately.

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Gabriel doesnt even make his own chocolate, ffs Either this person is confused or the bots are learning

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

*looks up from outlining outlaw country/rhinestone cowboy etl au, opens ch 14 of my femme noir au, and scribbles down yet one more idea for Tadfield Files III* Sorry, what?!

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Wait so an individual is called a pierog? That's so cute and I dont know why.

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There's something oddly relieving about hearing from a new employer that your background/drug screen came back clean. Like, why am I relieved? Am I expecting to be on a fed watch list? I do know that I'm not a convicted felon, right? Do I think I took amphetamines and somehow forgot?

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

WHERE IS THIS I HAVE A BIRTHDAY COMING UP AND A HUSBAND WHO NEVER KNOWS WHAT TO GET

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I will never see the name Jos. A Bank without thinking of this skit.

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I've followed a "compliment at least one person a day" philosophy for years. Strangers, coworkers, family, whoever. I think I need to expand that to creators and pocket friends, too. Because I would start a bar fight for most of you, and yall might not know that.

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

At first, I was all 🥰😍😘🤍🩶🖤 Then I saw the 1/2 And then I was all 🥹🙁😥😢😭 Trickster!

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Because brain goblins are big dumb jerks.

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Youre writing something serious for once. Advance the plot" "So slow burn smut that actually isn't slow burn because 1948 Crowley is the world's first Uhaul lesbian and youve taken 40k+ to cover 4 days?" "Advance the plot! There is a mystery here!" "Bookshop couch sex first?" "Ok fine yes" "Yay!"

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One of my favorite gifs of all time is from that movie

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So I just went down a rabbit hole. The Bible doesnt say this. Several passages say sex is for pleasure inside marriage but it doesnt specify "for babies only" And the passage that people like use to denounce gay marriage doesnt specify gender, just "Marriage should be honored by all".

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oooh good for you! Its always nice getting a fresh start! Good luck 😍

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Which group? I know Im part of a group that foes watch parties but I get so lost on Discord and im kinda bad it, but yes please.

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How are my American pocket friends watching #CelebrityTraitorsUK? Is it a VPN? It's a VPN, isn't it?

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

After a long, mentally draining summer, I have finally updated this I am so freaking proud of this fic. archiveofourown.org/works/787494...

archiveofourown.org

New Session | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I havent stopped thinking about this, and I got even more into it, and I openly fucking bawled over it this morning. Sigh. *opens new doc*

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

He would have never said that to a stay at home dad 🤬

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A bit of backstory for a rather sad aspect of my noir AU just popped in my head. I dont know if I'll ever write it out, but I pictured it and it made me weep. Hope my husband doesn't notice, because how would i explain why "because they love each other in every lifetime, in every form!" Is sad.

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When a twink falls away into flame, from the ashes shall rise a DILF.

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Becca 🇵🇸 NYCC K34 @rfarrowster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

bringing her back

The Legolas and gimli “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf” scene from the two towers except the quote has been altered to read “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Catholics/what about side by side with a Pope Against AI!/Aye, I could do that”

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think @badwolfgirl93.bsky.social 's adventure with her coworker might be what heals the fandom. 🥰🥰🥰 it's just too precious

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oooh oooh maybe NC is an old retired hacker and MS is his retired nemesis and now they have to team up to beat the supervillian.

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

At a job a couple of years ago, I had a 10/Crowley background on my computer and this girl who sat a few rows over came up to my desk and was like "OMG I LOVE THAT PICTURE!" And then told me her name and we talked about GO and she was immediately the coolest person there.

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ask her where she got it. And then tell her your name. You might make a new friend. Or just walk up to her, "omgiloveyourshirt" and then just run away giggling. Either one. 😄

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ordered everything I need for black bean corn salad for early am delivery. (Monday AM Julie signed up for a potluck. Thursday PM Julie hates her for that.) I knew i forgot something but let it go. 23 just called, giggling bc she added a lime to my order. Joke's on you kid, thats what I forgot.

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Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy @juljohnston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I LITERALLY just thought about this and came to update my post lmao

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