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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 9h

I've now come to the conclusion that when people come to you with a problem they don't always want a solution. They simply want sympathy.

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@Joust_A_Minute @joustaminute.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m so old, I can remember getting through an entire day without taking a picture of anything.

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@Joust_A_Minute @joustaminute.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Took the kids to the zoo on Sunday. I wasn’t that impressed with the bird sanctuary at the time, but the owls were tremendous looking back.

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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We went into a French restaurant bar, sat down and waited for ages being totally ignored by a waiter at the counter. In frustration I went over to him and asked if he had frogs legs. Waiter: yes of course sir Me: well, hop over the bar and get us a couple of beers then

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

My doctor says I'm having a mid-life crisis. I was so surprised I nearly fell off my skateboard.

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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Lady at the bar asked for some ice in a glass with her j2o and said "that's solid" when it arrived. The barman replied, without hesitation: yes, otherwise it would be water.

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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I was really enjoying this until the extended fatphobic content at the end.

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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm surprised he didn't snip a bit off his ear

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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ukraine peace talks are planned between Trump, Pootin and Xi. Who is Xi, the cat's mother?

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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Seriously? Who has a stage name demeaning his manhood

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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My wife left me for a tractor driver. I only found out today when she wrote me a John Deere letter.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper so tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck. Now sitting in A&E waiting to see a cardyologist.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Do you have little ones who are nervous about flying? This is a great bedtime read before you go.

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I’ve always loved jelly, ever since I was a kid. So when I was told that you could get “jelly deals” in East London, I was there like a shot, and asked for some. What a con. Utterly disgusting, like somebody sneezed on a fish head. And it cost me eight quid. Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

It's always a life-affirming joy to revisit Walter, the Sicilian labrador, whose owner popped a camera on him and let him bomb down to the sea... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uowk...

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Run Walter, RUN!!

YouTube video by sciu89

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@Joust_A_Minute @joustaminute.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Just reading Jamie Oliver’s scrambled egg instructions. “Your eggs should be soft and fluffy”. No they shouldn’t. If they are, it means they’ve hatched.

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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

If there's time to lean there's time to clean

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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I've been roaming the internet to find a suitable place for our holiday and found that all roams lead to Rhodes

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@Joust_A_Minute @joustaminute.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Scenes of amazement at the Nurburgring as a new fastest lap time is set by a test driver in concept car, the Audi Doodat.

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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Up your game US: China leads the world significantly, with electric vehicles and plug-in hybrids making up over 50% to 60% of all new passenger car sales. In contrast, electric vehicles account for roughly 10% of new car sales in the United States.

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@Joust_A_Minute @joustaminute.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I'm not sure, but the whole “play dead when a bear attacks” thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Fed up with the 100ml rule through security? Simply visit our website to buy before you fly.

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Met this lovely lady at the weekend. She asked me if I had any pets. “Yes. A goldfish.” I replied. “Any hobbies?” She asked. “He likes swimming..”

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@Joust_A_Minute @joustaminute.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I was singing my new song ‘Bedsit’ to my friend, but she said it was a little flat.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

If you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

And only one yellow card throughout the entire game

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

There’s an envelope on my doormat with “DO NOT BEND” on it. What am I supposed to do, then - pick it up with my foot?

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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Just watching the Switzerland v Columbia game. I thought I would add a bit more excitement at half time by watching some paint dry

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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

It just goes to show that lying, thieving power crazed cheats never prosper

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy birthday America. Try not to bomb anyone today x

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@Joust_A_Minute @joustaminute.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Me: I need batteries for my camera. My mate: What does it take? Me: Pictures.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Looking after a dog is harder than people think. You can't just put a bone in its mouth and stick it in a cage in front of the telly like you can with a baby.

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@Joust_A_Minute @joustaminute.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

“Just seen a couple having sex on the common”. “Clapham?” “No, I don’t think they needed any encouragement”.

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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I guess the knockout fixes that problem

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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Saw this and laughed so hard.

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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I shan't tell you how Germany got on then.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

"The old lady I see in the park every day has had her house raided." "Sniffer dogs?" "No, I usually just say good morning to her".

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@Joust_A_Minute @joustaminute.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

You should choose words carefully at job interviews. It’s more professional to say ‘I’ve blazed my own trail’, than ‘I light my own farts’.

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Bernie Banshee @berniebanter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

‘What do you mean Burnham isn’t in the Epstein Files? Look again!’

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Julian Morrison @julianmorrison.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I thought there was supposed to be a heat wave today in the UK. It's bloody freezing 🥶

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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Cow in a bottle 🖌️🧑‍🎨 - Traditional Chinese inside-painted snuff bottle (内画鼻烟壶), an art form featuring intricate paintings on the interior surface of glass. This art form requires a high level of technical mastery and patience. Only those with steady hands need apply. #art #chinese #heritage #paint

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@Joust_A_Minute @joustaminute.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

What happens when Weetabix are out of date, do they go dry and tasteless?

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Every so often on this train, a 60s rock star shouts out "Yeah! What?! Who is this? Stop calling my name! Who is this?!" I think it's Stan Clear, of The Doors.

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I used to go out with a woman called Jacqueline Hyde. God, the mood swings.

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