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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 7h
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 7h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4E...
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MGMT - Kids (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by MGMTVEVO
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
maior jumpscare que eu tomei essa semana
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no meu governo eu criei o programa LEITINHO FELIZ
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
efeito placebo que faz com que voce se transforme numa banda ruim
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"por favor, se possivel colabore att,"
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Gegê @hotlinege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as criança vem me mostrar os hit que tiram e pedem pra eu olhar preço na liga pokémon.. o querido trouxe esses hj apenas
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
choose your fighter
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hipster de forró @balahihfogoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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print de um tweet meu que diz "parabens golero vozinha vc agora tem 1 milhao de seguidores no instagram mas esses seguidores sao brasileiros entao eles vao comentar em tudo que vc posta e te importunar pro resto da vida ate vc falar uma coisa contra o brasil e eles vao fazer vc querer excluir o instagram"
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Gegê @hotlinege.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
nenein colinho !
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
meio dia horario do dildo comicamente enorme cheio de babosa de lubrificante torando uma buceta na tl
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
eu deixo os emails do quora digest ativados pra ver como o algoritmo ta me stalkeando e é fascinante eu recebendo os bagulho que comentei sobre em forma de perguntas feitas por outra pessoa
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 26/09/2026
A meme (not mine!!!) in which the guys from the Sopranos suffer the linguistic fall of humanity after the Tower of Babel incident
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #14 🍝
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
foi mal gente sou eu...
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Barreto @zgabez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Gegê @hotlinege.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
preciso de uma arroba focada em contextualizar os topicos do dia pq eu nao faço ideia do motivo de tarem falando de nossa senhora
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a u g u s t o @zangaun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
olha gente até que nem demorou
pintura digital em estilo chiaroscuro, retrata um escudeiro de vestes medievais, listradas em amarelo, vermelho e preto, ajudando a amarrar a armadura de um cavaleiro, sua face está obscurecida mas nota-se o olhar do caveleiro sendo lançado para o escudeiro
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João Marcos Nascimento @joaomarcos.art.br · 25/09/2026
Um bom momento pra lembrar do fluxograma de Nossa Senhora Imagem do @brunomuller.net
A imagem é um gráfico com várias ramificações que começa com "Maria" e se ramifica em quatro grandes grupos: "Nossa Senhora", "Virgem Maria", "Ave Maria" e "Mãe do Céu". A partir dessas quatro grandes variações, várias outras ramificações acontecem

Maria 
Nossa Senhora
Minha Nossa Senhora
Minhanossasinhora
Minha Nossa Senhora
Minha Nó
Nossasinhora
Nossiór
Valha Miannossinhór
Valha
Valei-Miannossinhór
Valei-me
Nossa Senhora
Nossa
Nossa Nossa
Sua Nossa
Nó
Nóooooooo
Nuss
Nu
Nuuuuu
Óssa
Óss 
Úss
Óssa
Ássa 
Áss
Sassinhora
Assassiór
Jesus Maria José
Virgem Maria
Virge Maria 
Vigi
Viuge Vige
Virgi
Vixe Maria
Oh Shit Maria
Vixe Maria
Ixe Maria
Iti Malia
Iti
Ixe Maria
Irige Maria
Irgemaria
Ixe Maria
Ixe
Inge
Ige
Vixe Maria
Fish Maria
Vixe
Vixi
Vish
Veishh
Veesh
Veash
Vishhh
Vuash
Vuoshh
Vush
Ave Maria
Armaria
Ave Mãe
Ave
Avestruz
Afe
Aff
Afferson
Arre
Arre Égua
Arriégua
Mãe do Céu
Ô Mamãe
Mãezinha
Mainha
Santa Mãe de Deus
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deichando torar com medo @lauragraves.deichator.ar · 24/09/2026
I am Musashi Miyamoto . I am Samanosuke. I am Alan Wake. I am Max Payne. I am Tony Soprano. I am Byleth. I am The Warrior of Light. I am Dante & Vergil. I am gay. I am Bart Simpson. I am Dale Cooper. I am Patrick Jane.
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what system of a down sounds like when you're an adult
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #13. 🦦 Gonna need 2 for this one, so [1/2]
Panel 1: Val and Audrey are standing together in front of the pool. Audrey points forward as they exchange a look and says "You don't have to go in if you don't want to. But I'm goin' in!"

Panel 2: Audrey begins to pull up his shirt over his head, illuminated by a streetlight behind him.

Panel 3: Val quickly covers her eyes, sweating a bit, surprised by him suddenly doing that.

Panel 4: We see only the thin slivers of light leaking between Val's fingers from Val's point of view. A speech bubble appears by one of the slivers, the tail indicating it to be from Audrey. "Val?" says Audrey.Panel 5: Still Val's point of view. Val opens her fingers a bit, just enough to see Audrey's face looking at her, amused. "Val, why are you doing that? Ha ha," says Audrey.

Panel 6: Val opens her eyes fully to see Audrey in a frilly blue two-piece bathing suit with a top that slings around the shoulders on both the side and top, and a skirt bottom. "It's just a bathing suit," says Audrey, "It's not like I'm naked."

Panel 7: Audrey walks off, sticking his tongue out a bit stupidly, as Val looks on. Audrey says "Anyway, I know what I'M here for. I'm gonna go splash around!"

Panel 8: Val thinks "I had seen Audrey be clumsy when we were walking on land before," and remembers him tripping with a fast food tray in front of her, sending french fries and soda flying everywhere.Panel 9: Val looks forward, the pool reflecting in her glasses, and thinks "But, looking at him now, I realized something."Panel 10: Audrey smiles placidly as his whole body gracefully flows through the water, as if he he one with the currents, bubbles gliding around him along the rhythms of his body. "This was never a land creature," Val narrates.
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
alguem envolvido nesse poster curte muito um magiczinho...
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Jacinto Pinto Aquino Rego @osrjacinto.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
O boquete do pateta seria algo mais ou menos assim. Ia ter uma cena dessas mas a Disney cortou
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
alguem sabe qual episodio de bob esponja rola isso?
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Everybody remember where we parked."
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Eduardo Arruda @eduardoarruda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Para O Globo
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
jogadores de stardew valley e the sims
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ببونيا @bobonha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ed Sheeran sai em defesa da Nintendo: "Até que tá barato 500 reais no remake de Ocarina of Time"
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
taupe nao é aquele bairro em sp
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
500 reais num jogo irmao um jogo 500 reais
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
o que me quebra no fortnite é que todo personagem parece o CJ do gta san andreas correndo isso me estressa namoral
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should have posted this on Labor Day.
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the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

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footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"falling in reverse..." pode parar a sentença ai que absolutamente nada vem de bom depois disso
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lanchinho e encerrar a noite quem fez fez
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Gegê @hotlinege.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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lord useron @useron.online · 13/09/2026
Documentos analisados pela PF detalham os pagamentos do Banco Master para o filme 'Dark Horse'. Confira a reportagem completa:
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Busta Rhymes: Should I buy a house... or... a link to a picture of a pixelated monkey

NFTea expert: Houses are often more of a liability than [text truncated]
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nathan Field: You're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on the PNG checkerboard background "Why would I deceive you?"
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
white people would never
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Papai do Anthony Gabriel 👶🏼 @laranjadinho.deichator.ar · 09/06/2026
580. takanaka concert was getting outta hand 🔥
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Gegê @hotlinege.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
nooossa to tão cansadinha fazendo hora extra espero que meu mano julhous já tenha pedido a pizzinha hj pra gente jantar sereno meu mano julhous (a porta não abre sem chave):
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keres leite🏄‍♂️ @julhous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
muito foda jogar magic contra gente que sabe desenhar
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